150 Best Weather Puns and Jokes for Kids That Will Make You Rain With Laughter

Is your child’s day feeling a bit cloudy? Ready to brighten it up with a forecast of laughter? Get ready to unleash a storm of giggles because we’ve compiled the best weather puns and jokes for kids!

From sunny smiles to rainy day chuckles, these kid-friendly weather jokes are sure to bring a burst of fun to any moment. Whether you need a quick icebreaker or a fun way to learn about the elements, these puns are perfect.

Prepare for some seriously hilarious weather-themed fun! Let the good times rain down!

Best Weather Puns and Jokes for Kids That Will Make You Rain With Laughter

• What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry! Because it’s feeling blue with the weather.
• I tried to make a cloud laugh, but it just kept raining on my parade.
• Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
• What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister! It really gets carried away.
• I told my umbrella a joke, but it didn’t find it that funny. It was a bit of a damp squib.
• A little rain never hurt anyone, but it did make my hair curl a little more than I’d like.
• Why do clouds love hanging out together? Because they enjoy having a good cluster of friends.
• What do you call a foggy monster? A mist-take!
• The weather forecast said there was a chance of meatballs, but I was skeptical. It seemed a little far-fetched.
• How does the sun greet the moon? “Hey, what’s up, night owl?”
• What did the snow say to the mountain? “I’ve got you covered!”
• I asked the wind if it was tired of blowing so much. It just whispered, “Not a breeze!”
• Why are storms so dramatic? They have a lot of thunder to express.
• My friend was trying to predict the weather with a potato. He said he had a feeling it was going to be “a bit starchy!”
• What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Iced tea!

Sunny Side Up: Weather Puns to Brighten a Kid’s Day

Looking for a fun way to make kids smile? “Sunny Side Up” is a fantastic addition to any collection of weather puns and jokes. It’s packed with silly, kid-friendly wordplay that’s sure to bring sunshine even on a cloudy day. Get ready for giggles and groans as they discover the…

• What do you call a sun that’s always telling stories? A solar narrator.
• The sun was feeling down, so his friend told him to look on the bright side.
• Why did the cloud get a bad grade in school? It was always spacing out during lessons.
• What do you call a cloud that’s a great dancer? A rain-bow mover.
• What’s a cloud’s favorite thing to do? Hang out.
• I tried to make a joke about fog, but it was a little hazy.
• Why did the rain break up with the cloud? It said it needed some space.
• What do you call a group of musical raindrops? A pitter-patter band.
• Why did the snow get a bad grade in gym class? It was always falling behind.
• The snow was feeling down, so his friend told him to chill out.
• Why did the wind get a new job as a weatherman? Because he was great at forecasting the breeze.
• What do you call a tornado that’s always in a hurry? A twister on the go.
• The weather forecast was so funny, it was a real laugh-storm.
• Why did the lightning go to school? It wanted to become a little brighter.
• What’s a thermometer’s favorite game? Highs and lows.

Cloudy with a Chance of Laughs: Weather Jokes for Little Ones

Looking for giggles? “Cloudy with a Chance of Laughs” is a must-have! Part of the “Weather Puns and Jokes for Kids” collection, it’s packed with silly jokes about rain, sun, and everything in between. Perfect for little ones, it turns dreary days into laugh-filled adventures. Get ready for some weather-themed…

• What do you call a sad raindrop? A little *drizzle*-able.
• The fog was so thick today, it was un-mist-akable.
• Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.
• A tornado and a hurricane were having a debate, it was a real whirl-wind of disagreement.
• What do you call a cloud that’s a great artist? A rain-brandt.
• The snow was feeling down, so his friend told him to have a flurry good day.
• Why did the weather forecaster get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.
• The lightning was feeling a little down, so his friend told him to brighten up.
• What’s a cloud’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good drop.
• The wind was always so dramatic, it had a real gust for the theatrical.
• Why did the hail get a bad grade? Because it was always falling behind.
• I tried to make a joke about the rain, but it was a bit of a wash-out.
• What do you call a cloud that’s always running late? A mist-er behind schedule.
• The weather was so indecisive, it was having a real *storm*-y relationship with itself.
• What do you call a group of musical clouds? A rain-bow ensemble.

Rain or Shine: Weather Puns That Are Always Funny

“Rain or Shine” is a book of weather puns that’ll have kids giggling! It’s full of silly jokes about clouds, sunshine, and storms. Perfect for sparking laughter, these puns are easy for young ones to understand, making learning about weather a fun, pun-filled adventure. Get ready for some seriously sunny…

• I’m not sure what’s cloudier, the sky or my mind today.
• The wind was trying to tell a joke, but it kept getting carried away.
• What do you call a sun that’s always telling the truth? A ray-al honest guy.
• I’m feeling under the weather, but I’m trying to stay positive, even if it’s a bit of a drizzle situation.
• The snow was feeling down, so I told it to have a flurry good day.
• My umbrella is always so helpful, it’s a real *cover*ing friend.
• What do you call a rain cloud that’s always complaining? A whiner-storm.
• I tried to make a joke about a hurricane, but it was a bit too *windy* to land.
• The thermometer was always so dramatic, it had a real *high* and *low* attitude.
• The fog was feeling confused, it said it couldn’t see straight.
• Why did the snowflake get a bad grade? Because it was always falling behind in class.
• My weather app is always so predictable, it’s never a *cloudy* situation.
• The rainbow was feeling a little down, but then it had a colorful burst of laughter.
• The hail was always so dramatic, it was a real *storm*y personality.
• What do you call a sun that’s always up for a party? A ray-ver.

Snow Much Fun: Winter Weather Jokes for Children

Looking for a flurry of giggles? “Snow Much Fun” is the perfect addition to your collection of “Weather Puns and Jokes for Kids”! This book is packed with frosty funnies that will have your little ones laughing through the winter. It’s a great way to make cold days warm with…

• Why did the snowman get a ticket? He was parked in a snow parking zone.
• I tried to make a snowflake, but it just kept falling apart, it was a real flake-out.
• What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
• A snowdrift was feeling down, so his friend told him to just chill out.
• Why did the snowman get a job at the bakery? Because he was great at making frost-ing.
• The snow was feeling a bit icy, then he heard a joke and had a flurry of laughter.
• What’s a snowman’s favorite type of music? Chill-hop.
• My snow boots are always so supportive, they always keep me grounded.
• Why did the snow go to school? To get a little brighter.
• What do you call a snowman that tells jokes? A real snow-stopper.
• I tried to make a joke about a blizzard, but it was a bit too much to handle.
• Why did the snow get a bad grade in gym class? It was always falling behind.
• The snow was feeling down, so his friend told him to have a snow-derful day.
• What do you call a snowman that’s always in a hurry? A snow-goer.
• I tried to make a snow angel, but it was a real flakey attempt.

Stormy Giggles: Thunder and Lightning Weather Puns Kids Will Love

Looking for a fun way to make weather learning a blast? “Stormy Giggles” is packed with silly puns about thunder and lightning! It’s part of a larger collection of weather jokes perfect for kids. Get ready for giggles as you explore the sky with these light-hearted, electrifying jokes.

• Why did the cloud get detention? It was caught being a little too thunderous in class.
• What do you call a lightning bolt that’s a great dancer? A shock-wave mover.
• The thunder was having a rough day; it was feeling a little down-pour-ing.
• I tried to make a joke about a storm, but it was a bit too *windy* to land well.
• Why did the raindrops get in trouble? They were always dropping in unannounced.
• What’s a cloud’s favorite game? Hide and shriek.
• The weather report was so electrifying; it was a real *current* event.
• The lightning and thunder had a disagreement; it was a real clash of the titans.
• What do you call a sad raindrop? A little *drizzle*-able.
• The storm was feeling a bit dramatic; it really knew how to *pour* on the emotion.
• Why did the lightning bolt get a new job at the power plant? It was always so *bright*.
• The storm was trying to tell a joke, but it kept getting carried away with the *wind*.
• What do you call a cloud that’s always telling jokes? A pun-dercloud.
• The thunder was feeling a bit low; it needed a good clap of applause.
• Why did the storm get a bad grade in school? It was always *over-clouding* the subject.

Temperature’s Rising: Hot Weather Jokes and Puns for Kids

Looking for some cool laughs this summer? “Temperature’s Rising” is packed with funny weather jokes and puns, perfect for kids! It’s part of our “Weather Puns and Jokes for Kids” collection, guaranteed to make even the hottest days hilarious. Get ready for some sun-sational silliness!

• What do you call a sun that’s always telling secrets? A sun-whisperer.
• My ice cream was feeling down, so I told it to chill out.
• Why did the thermometer get a promotion? Because it was always on the rise.
• I tried to make a joke about heat, but it was too intense.
• A hot dog was feeling lonely, his friend said, “Don’t worry, you’re a wiener.”
• What’s a fire’s favorite game? Charades.
• The sun was feeling a bit dramatic, it knew how to *shine*.
• I told my friend to plant a seed to grow some heat, he buried his space heater.
• Why did the lemonade get a bad grade? It was always sour on the subject.
• A desert was feeling a bit empty, then his friend said “Don’t worry, you’re always hot.”
• What do you call a piece of wood that’s always hot? A hot-log.
• The oven was feeling down, so his friend said “Don’t worry, you’re always baking the world a better place.”
• Why did the ice cube get a bad grade? It was always below freezing.
• I tried to make a joke about a bonfire, but it was too firey.
• What did the sun say to the earth? “You’re my favorite planet, you keep me grounded.”

What’s the Forecast?: Weather-Themed Jokes for Young Minds

“What’s the Forecast?” is a delightful addition to “Weather Puns and Jokes for Kids”! It’s packed with sunny humor and playful rain-related riddles perfect for budding meteorologists. Get ready for giggles as kids explore the world of weather through silly jokes. It’s a great way to make learning fun!

• What do you call a nervous raindrop? A splish-shy.
• The sun was feeling under the weather, so he took a day off to recharge.
• Why did the cloud get a time-out? It was acting a little too thunderous.
• A tornado went to school, but it was always getting carried away.
• Why did the snow go to the doctor? It was feeling a little frost-bitten.
• I tried to make a joke about a rainbow, but it was too colorful to contain.
• What do you call a tornado that’s also a chef? A whisk-y twister.
• The fog was so thick, it was hard to see the point.
• Why did the hurricane get a bad grade? It was always a little too windy.
• What’s a cloud’s favorite type of exercise? Sky-robics.
• The hail was feeling down, so his friend told him to chill out and have a flurry good time.
• Why was the weather report so funny? It had a great forecast of humor.
• The lightning was having a bad day, he felt like he was being struck with misfortune.
• What do you call a group of musical snowflakes? A flurry-ous band.
• The rain was trying to tell a joke, but it kept drizzling on the punchline.

Weather Wise: Educational and Funny Weather Puns for Kids

Looking for a forecast of fun? “Weather Wise” is your sunny solution! This book of weather puns and jokes is perfect for kids. It’s educational, teaching about weather while making them giggle with silly wordplay. Get ready for a downpour of laughter and a breeze of knowledge! It’s guaranteed to…

• What do you call a cloud that’s a great dancer? A twirler-wind.
• Why did the lightning bolt get a bad grade? It was always striking out on its own.
• The hail was feeling down, so his friend told him to try and *hail* some good times.
• Why did the raindrop get a time out? Because it kept *dropping* in unannounced.
• What do you call a sunny day that’s also a good friend? A ray of sunshine.
• The fog was so thick today, it was a real *mist*-ery.
• What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Spin the bottle, but with a little *whirl*.
• Why did the snowstorm get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field.
• The weather report was so dramatic, it was a real *storm* of emotions.
• What do you call a cloud that’s always telling jokes? A pun-derstorm.
• Why was the wind such a bad comedian? Because all his jokes were a bit *breezy*.
• The rainbow was feeling a bit dull, so his friend told him to add some color to his day.
• What did the thermometer say to the sun? “You make me feel so *hot*!”
• Why did the weather forecaster go to school? To *cloud* his knowledge.
• The blizzard was trying to tell a joke, but it kept getting snowed under.