150 Best Despicable Me Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Go Bananas

Ready to be minion-ized by laughter? We’ve got a collection of the most hilarious Despicable Me puns and jokes that are guaranteed to make even Gru crack a smile. Prepare for some seriously silly fun as we dive into the world of yellow, goggle-eyed giggles.

From banana-loving antics to evil genius schemes, the Despicable Me universe is ripe for comedic gold. So, get ready to unleash your inner supervillain (or at least your inner comedian) with these groan-worthy, yet utterly delightful Despicable Me puns. We promise, they’re not that despicable!

Best Despicable Me Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Go Bananas

• What do you call a Minion who’s a great dancer? A boogie-nana.
• Why did Gru go to therapy? He had too many baggage minions.
• I tried to make a Minion costume, but it was a complete banana-rama.
• A Minion walks into a library and asks for books about world domination. The librarian says, “They’re all fiction.”
• What’s a Minion’s favorite type of music? Ba-na-na-pop!
• Gru’s evil plan for a restaurant? He called it “Gru-B.” It had surprisingly good reviews.
• How do you know a Minion is a good friend? They’re always there to lend a…hand-banana.
• Why was the Minion bad at poker? He always had a royal-banana flush.
• What did the Minion say to the impatient banana? “Keep your peel!”
• I asked a Minion if he knew any good jokes. He replied, “Me neither! Me laugh only at silly thing!”
• The Minion’s favorite subject in school? Banana-tics.
• A Minion went to see a movie about fruit. He said, “It was ap-peel-ing!”
• Gru tried to teach the Minions chess. They kept trying to eat the pawns, calling them “tiny yellow snacks.”
• The Minions started a band. Their instruments were all made of fruit. It was a very a-peel-ing sound.
• My friend tried to argue with a Minion. It was a fruit-less endeavor.

Minion Mayhem: The Best Despicable Me Puns

Get ready for a giggle fit with “Minion Mayhem: The Best Despicable Me Puns”! This collection is bursting with hilarious wordplay inspired by everyone’s favorite yellow henchmen and their villainous boss. From banana-fueled jokes to Gru-some puns, it’s the perfect dose of silly fun for any Despicable Me fan. Prepare…

• A Minion’s favorite type of shoe? Banana *slippers*.
• When a Minion gets promoted, they’re always *apeel*-ing for a higher position.
• A Minion’s favorite subject in school? *Banana-mics*.
• Why did the Minion get a new job at the construction site? He was great at *building* things up.
• A Minion’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good *peel* of rhythm.
• What do you call a Minion who’s a talented detective? A *clue*-minion.
• Gru’s new dating profile? Looking for someone who appreciates a good *evil* plan.
• Why did the Minion get a bad grade in history? He was always stuck in the *past-a* tense.
• A Minion’s favorite type of exercise? A good *banana-split* routine.
• When a Minion tries to tell a joke, it’s always a bit of a *peel* of laughter.
• What do you call a Minion who’s a talented artist? A *master-peel* of creativity.
• Why did the Minion bring a ladder to the library? He heard the books were on the top *shelf*.
• Gru’s attempt at a motivational speech to the Minions was always a bit *evil* but inspiring.
• A Minion’s favorite type of car? A *minion-van*, obviously.
• What do you call a Minion who is always getting into trouble? A real *banana-split* personality.

Gru-some Humor: Despicable Me Jokes That Will Crack You Up

Ready for some minion-sized giggles? “Gru-some Humor” dives deep into the wacky world of Despicable Me puns and jokes. Expect plenty of banana-fueled silliness, evil mastermind mishaps, and heartwarming moments turned hilarious. It’s the perfect collection to unleash your inner supervillain (or just have a good laugh!).

• Vector’s attempt at a new hairstyle was a bit… *pira-mid* shaped.
• Agnes’s favorite type of dance is anything with a good *unicorn*-step.
• When Gru tried to start a daycare, it was a bit of a *minion*-tality mess.
• Dr. Nefario’s latest invention was a real *freeze*-frame of a disaster.
• The Minion’s attempt to learn how to cook was a real *banana-peel* of a mess in the kitchen.
• Margo’s new spy gadget was a bit too *undercover* to find.
• When Lucy tried to give a motivational speech, it was always a bit too *wild* and unpredictable.
• What do you call a Minion who is a talented singer? A *ba-na-na* crooner.
• Gru’s favorite type of car is anything with a good *rocket* boost.
• The Minions’ attempts at playing charades always end up in a real *gibberish* mess.
• When Vector tried to learn how to knit, it was a real *pira-mid* of a mess.
• What’s Gru’s favorite type of sandwich? A *gru*-ben, with extra evil.
• The Minions’ attempts at being quiet were always a bit too… *yellow* and noticeable.
• When Margo tried to give advice, it was always a bit too… *smart* for the situation.
• What do you call a Minion who is a talented detective? A real *clue*-minion.

Evil Laughter: Despicable Me Puns for Every Occasion

Dive into the delightfully despicable world of “Evil Laughter,” your go-to guide for Despicable Me puns! This collection isn’t just a bunch of silly jokes; it’s a treasure trove of minion-approved wordplay, perfect for any occasion. Prepare to unleash some villainous humor and get ready for some serious giggles!

• Gru’s dating profile just said he was looking for someone who appreciates a good evil plan and a questionable accent.
• When the Minions tried to start a band, it was a real *banana-rama* of off-key sounds.
• Vector’s attempts at being a supervillain were always a bit… *pira-mid* shaped.
• Dr. Nefario’s inventions were always a bit… *nefarious* and unpredictable.
• The Minions’ favorite type of exercise is a good *banana-split* routine.
• When Gru tried to learn to dance, it was a real *gru-eling* experience.
• Agnes’s unicorn obsession was a real *horn* of plenty for her imagination.
• The Minions’ attempt at a serious conversation always ends up in a real *gibberish* mess.
• When Vector tried to create a new weapon, it was always a bit *pira-mid*-shaped disaster.
• Gru’s new restaurant was a bit *gru*-some for most customers, with questionable ingredients.
• A Minion’s favorite type of story? Anything with a good *peel*-ing plot.
• Lucy’s attempts at being a spy were always a bit… *un-smooth* and clumsy.
• When the Minions went camping, it was a real *banana-tent* of an adventure.
• The Minions’ favorite subject in school? *Banana*-mics, naturally.
• Gru’s attempt at being a good dad was always a bit… *gru*-ff but well-intentioned.

Banana-tastic Fun: Despicable Me Jokes for Minion Lovers

Get ready for a barrel of laughs with “Banana-tastic Fun”! This collection of Despicable Me puns and jokes is perfect for any minion fanatic. Expect silly gags, banana-themed humor, and plenty of “bello!” moments that’ll have you giggling like a happy yellow henchman. It’s pure, unadulterated, minion-approved fun!

• Gru’s attempts at being a supervillain were a little *despicable*, but he had a *gru*-wing heart.
• The Minions’ favorite type of music is anything with a good *ba-na-na* beat.
• When Vector tried to learn how to knit, it was a real *pira-mid* of a mess.
• My Minion tried to be a comedian, but his jokes were a little too *corny*, it was a real *banana-rama* of a mess.
• Dr. Nefario’s latest invention was a real *freeze*-frame of a disaster.
• The Minions’ attempt at playing charades always ended up in a real *gibberish* mess.
• What do you call a Minion who’s a talented artist? A *master-peel* of creativity.
• Gru’s new restaurant was a bit *gru*-some for most customers, with questionable ingredients.
• A Minion tried to become a barber, but his haircuts were always a little *peel*-ing.
• My Minion tried to be a detective, but he kept finding all the wrong *peel-prints*.
• What’s Gru’s favorite type of sandwich? A *gru*-ben, with extra evil.
• When Gru tried to start a daycare, it was a bit of a *minion*-tality mess.
• Why did the Minion get a new pair of shoes? He wanted to improve his *banana-peel* traction.
• A Minion’s favorite type of exercise is a good *banana-split* routine.
• What do you call a Minion who is a talented singer? A *ba-na-na* crooner.

Agnes Approved: Sweet and Silly Despicable Me Puns

Looking for some laughs? “Agnes Approved” is your go-to for sweet and silly Despicable Me puns! This collection dives into the world of Gru, the Minions, and all the gang with jokes that are both hilarious and heartwarming. Perfect for family fun or a quick chuckle, these puns are guaranteed…

• Gru’s attempts at being a good dad are always a bit… despicable, but in a heartwarming way.
• The Minions’ favorite type of music is anything with a good ‘ba-na-na’ beat drop.
• Vector’s fashion sense is so geometric, it’s a real ‘pira-mid’ of style.
• Agnes’s love for unicorns is a real ‘horn’ of plenty for her imagination.
• Dr. Nefario’s inventions are always a bit… nefariously unpredictable.
• When the Minions tried to learn ballet, it was a real ‘tutu’-much to handle.
• Gru’s attempt at a motivational speech to the Minions was always a bit evil, but inspiring.
• My Minion tried to become a chef, but his dishes were always a little corny.
• When the Minions go camping, they always bring the ‘banana-tent’.
• The Minions’ attempts at playing charades always end up in a real gibberish mess.
• I tried to teach a Minion how to play chess, but it was just a check-mate of confusion.
• Gru’s new restaurant was a bit gru-some for most customers, with questionable ingredients.
• A Minion’s favorite type of movie is anything with a good action-packed banana.
• Gru’s evil plan for a restaurant? He called it “Gru-B.” It had surprisingly good reviews.
• My Minion tried to be a comedian, but his jokes were a little too corny, it was a real banana-rama of a mess.

Vector’s Voice: Despicable Me Jokes with a Villainous Twist

Ready to unleash your inner villain? “Vector’s Voice” takes the familiar fun of *Despicable Me* puns and twists them with Vector’s signature smugness. Imagine groan-worthy jokes delivered with a confident, orange-suited flair. It’s like the regular humor, but with a touch of gloating – perfect for fans who love a…

• Vector’s attempts at interior design were always a bit too… *geometric* and lacking in warmth.
• Vector tried to start a tech company, but his ideas were always a bit too… *pyramid* scheme-ish.
• Vector’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good *angle* on it, especially if it’s electronic.
• I tried to get Vector to invest in my new business, but his response was a bit too… *calculated*.
• Vector’s dance moves were so stiff, it was clear he was a bit… *square* on the dance floor.
• Vector’s new security system was so complex, it was a real… *shape*-shifting challenge to bypass.
• Vector’s attempts at baking were always a bit too… *rigid*, resulting in some very geometric cakes.
• Vector’s favorite type of puzzle? Anything with a good *grid* of challenges.
• Vector’s attempts at being a comedian always left the audience feeling a bit too… *angular*.
• Vector’s therapy sessions were always a bit too… *structured* and lacking in emotional depth.
• Vector’s new fashion line was a bit too… *geometric* for my taste, too many sharp edges.
• Vector tried to join a book club, but he said the plots were always a bit too… *linear* for his liking.
• Vector’s attempts at a new career in architecture always resulted in buildings that were a bit too… *boxy*.
• Vector’s favorite type of car is anything with a good *vector* of speed, nothing curvy or rounded.
• Vector’s attempts at being subtle were always a bit too… *pointy* and obvious, like he was always trying to make a strong statement.

Beyond the Baddie: Despicable Me Puns Featuring All Characters

Dive deeper than just Gru! “Beyond the Baddie” explores the pun-tastic potential of every Despicable Me character. From the Minions’ babble to Agnes’s adorable pronouncements, this section of Despicable Me Puns and Jokes offers fresh, hilarious material. Get ready for a laugh riot featuring everyone’s favorite yellow and not-so-yellow personalities!

• Gru’s attempts at being a supervillain are always a bit…despicable-ly clumsy.
• The Minions’ favorite game is hide and seek, but they’re always spotted because they’re so… yellow-ticeable.
• Vector’s fashion sense is so geometric, it’s a real… pyramid scheme of style.
• When Dr. Nefario tries to invent something new, it’s always a bit…nefarious-ly unpredictable.
• Agnes’s love for unicorns is a real…horn of plenty for her imagination.
• The Minions’ attempts to play charades always end in a real…gibberish-fest.
• Margo’s new spy gadget was always a bit too…undercover to find.
• Gru’s favorite type of music is anything with a good…evil laugh track.
• When the Minions decided to start a band, it was a real…banana-rama of off-key sounds.
• Trying to understand the Minions’ language is like trying to solve a…gibberish-jigsaw puzzle.
• When Vector tries to be subtle, it’s a real…angle of awkwardness.
• The Minions’ attempts at learning ballet were always a bit… tutu-much to handle.
• When Gru tries to give a motivational speech, it’s always a bit evil, but somehow…gru-spiring.
• My attempt to make a Minion themed cake was a total… banana-split disaster.
• The Minions’ favorite type of exercise is a good…banana-split squat routine.

Despicably Funny: A Collection of Clever Despicable Me Jokes

Looking for a laugh that’s delightfully despicable? “Despicably Funny” is your go-to collection for clever “Despicable Me” puns and jokes. It’s packed with minion madness and Gru-some gags, perfect for anyone who loves the franchise’s quirky humor. Prepare for some seriously silly, laugh-out-loud moments!

• Gru’s attempts at being a supervillain were always a bit…despicable-ly clumsy.
• When the Minions tried to learn to play the trumpet, it was a real ba-na-na-phony.
• Dr. Nefario’s inventions are always a bit…nefariously unpredictable, a real mad science of errors.
• My Minion tried to become a chef, but his dishes were always a little corny.
• Gru’s favorite type of car is anything with a good rocket boost, he’s always looking for a lift.
• A Minion tried to become a barber, but his haircuts were always a little peel-ing.
• The Minions’ favorite type of exercise is a good banana-split squat routine, they always find a way to make fitness fun.
• When Gru tried to give a motivational speech, it was always a bit evil, but inspiring in its own way.
• My Minion tried to become a detective, but he kept finding all the wrong peel-prints, it was a real mystery.
• When Gru tried to learn to dance, it was a real gru-eling experience to watch.
• Gru’s new restaurant was a bit gru-some for most customers, with questionable ingredients on the menu.
• A Minion went to the gym, but he said the workout was too gru-eling for his little yellow body.
• My Minion tried to become a comedian, but his jokes were a little too corny, it was a real banana-rama of a mess.
• The Minion’s favorite subject in school was banana-tics, naturally.
• When Gru tried to start a daycare, it was a bit of a minion-tality mess, with everyone running around.