150 Best Funny Farewell Quotes For Coworkers Leaving Work That Will Make You LOL

Is your favorite coworker ditching you for greener pastures? Don’t let them leave without a proper send-off! Forget the generic “we’ll miss you” card.

We’re diving into the world of funny farewell quotes for coworkers leaving work. Get ready to sprinkle some humor into their goodbye and make their last day memorable (for all the right reasons!).

From sarcastic quips to lighthearted jabs, we’ve got the perfect words to celebrate their departure and maybe, just maybe, make them question their decision.

Best Funny Farewell Quotes For Coworkers Leaving Work That Will Make You LOL

• Donut go, we’ll miss you! Hope your new job is a hole lot of fun!
• Leaving already? I guess you could say you’re… out of office!
• We’re not saying you were the reason we stayed, but without you, this place is definitely going to be… less funemployed.
• So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye! I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave this soul-crushing job.
• Don’t forget us when you’re famous! (Or at least when you get free office snacks.)
• I’m not crying, you’re crying! Okay, maybe I’m crying a little. Just promise to visit and tell us how much better everything is now.
• I knew this day would come. I just didn’t think it would be so… soon. Now who’s going to steal my stapler?
• May your new boss be as clueless as ours, but with better snacks.
• Goodbye! Remember, the best way to get over one job is to get under another… career.
• Is it too late to chain you to your desk? Asking for a friend… and my sanity.
• It’s sad to see you go, but I’m also a little jealous. Good luck with the escape!
• We’re going to miss your terrible puns. (Just kidding, please take them with you.)
• Don’t worry, we’ll keep your desk warm… with all the passive-aggressive notes you left behind.
• I’m not saying you were the only one doing any work around here, but… actually, yeah, I am. Good luck to us all.
• I hear your new job is closer to a beach. Please send us pictures of your “hard work” while we’re stuck here.
• Goodbye and good luck—may your next job have fewer meetings and better snacks
• You’re leaving? Who will we blame everything on now
• So long, farewell, and no, we’re not splitting your cake
• Don’t worry—we’ll try not to enjoy ourselves without you
• Good luck finding coworkers as weird and wonderful as us
• You may be leaving the office, but the group chat lives forever
• Congrats on escaping—now send us a rope
• Farewell to the only person who understood the printer
• We’ll miss you… until we realize your desk has better lighting
• You were the Excel wizard. Now we’re all doomed
• Goodbye, traitor—I mean, friend
• You’re dead to us. Just kidding—send snacks from your new office
• You’re not leaving—you’re being promoted to civilian life
• We hope your new job appreciates sarcasm as much as we did
• Don’t forget us when you’re rich, famous, or just on vacation
• May your inbox be empty and your coffee always strong
• You’re leaving us for a better job? Rude, but fair
• We were going to miss you—until we saw your replacement
• Who will pretend to laugh at our jokes now
• Congrats on finally making a clean break from the chaos
• I guess we’ll need a new office therapist now
• We’ll miss your passive-aggressive Post-its
• This office just got 87% less fun
• You’ll be remembered every time something breaks and we panic
• Don’t act like you won’t miss our awkward team lunches
• Just because you’re leaving doesn’t mean you’re off the hook for birthdays
• Farewell—and may your next boss be less of a micromanager
• It won’t be the same without you… and your memes
• You’re not leaving—you’re going undercover for us at another company
• We’ll miss your snacks more than your spreadsheets
• Take us with you. We’ll fit in the overhead bin
• Good luck finding a workplace that tolerates you like we did
• No more “quick questions” at 4:59 p.m.—we’re heartbroken
• Farewell to the one person who knew where all the office supplies were hidden
• You were the glue that held this team together… or at least the tape
• We’ll miss you like Monday misses Friday
• Thank you for your service—now get out before they change their mind
• Now who’s going to send passive-aggressive GIFs in the group chat
• You leaving is the most productive thing you’ve done for this office
• The real reason we’re sad? We have to do our own work now
• Hope your new job knows you only function after 10 a.m. and three coffees
• You were one of a kind. Thank goodness
• Goodbye, and good luck being the new guy again
• Your legacy will live on in the form of unfinished projects
• You’re leaving? But who’s going to mute their mic and forget about it
• We hope your new team appreciates your jokes. We didn’t, but they might
• Who’s going to eat the last donut and deny it now
• Thanks for all the laughs—and none of the forwarded emails
• Don’t forget to send us photos of you pretending to be happy
• Farewell, legend. Your sarcasm and snack drawer will be missed

Funny Farewell Quotes for Coworkers Leaving Work: The Ultimate Compilation

Saying goodbye is tough, but a good laugh can ease the pain! “Funny Farewell Quotes for Coworkers Leaving Work: The Ultimate Compilation” is your go-to guide for witty send-offs. Find hilarious quotes to celebrate their new adventure, poke fun at their absence, and leave a lasting, laughter-filled memory. Make their…

• I’m not saying I’m jealous you’re leaving, but I’ve already started practicing your signature on the time sheets.
• Remember us fondly, but not so fondly that you come back.
• I’m not crying because you’re leaving; I’m crying because I’m next in line for your responsibilities.
• I always knew you were destined for great things, I just didn’t realize it meant leaving us.
• Please stay in touch, but not *too* in touch. We still need to maintain a professional distance of jealousy.
• I can’t promise we won’t replace you with a robot, but I *can* promise it won’t be as charming.
• I’m not saying this office will fall apart without you, but I am saying the coffee supply will definitely dwindle.
• I hope your new coworkers appreciate your unique blend of sarcasm and competence as much as we pretend to.
• Remember all those times we complained about work? You’re free. WE’RE STILL HERE.
• I’m not sure what’s worse, losing a coworker or having to train their replacement.
• I’m happy for you, but also slightly concerned about who will now be my partner in crime during mandatory meetings.
• I’m not saying you’re escaping a sinking ship, but the lifeboats were looking pretty full.
• I’m not upset you’re leaving, it’s just… who am I going to blame for all my mistakes?
• I thought this day would never come. Now I don’t know who will tell me to calm down at work.
• I’m writing this with a heavy heart and a lighter workload. Good luck out there!

Sarcastic Funny Farewell Quotes for Coworkers Leaving: A Dose of Humor

Okay, so your work buddy’s escaping the daily grind? Ditch the sappy goodbyes! Inject some laughter with sarcastic farewell quotes. We’re talking humor so dry, it’ll make the desert jealous. Find the perfect quip to celebrate their newfound freedom (and secretly mourn their absence). A little lighthearted roasting is the…

• So long, and thanks for all the memes.
• I’m not crying, you’re crying! Just kidding, I’m definitely crying.
• I’m not saying I’m happy you’re leaving, but your replacement has already brought in donuts.
• I’m not sure what I’ll miss more, your terrible puns or your ability to always find a parking spot.
• I’m excited to see what you do next, and by excited, I mean I’ll be stalking your LinkedIn profile.
• I’m not saying you were the only one doing any work around here, but… actually, yeah, I am. Good luck to us all.
• Don’t forget us when you’re famous (or at least when you get free office snacks).
• Remember us fondly, but not so fondly that you come back. We still need to maintain a professional distance of jealousy.
• I always knew you were destined for great things, I just didn’t realize it meant leaving us with all your work.
• I’m not saying you were the reason I stayed, but without you, this place is definitely going to be… less fun.
• I’m excited to see what you do next. I’m sure I’ll read about it in your inevitable “30 Under 30” profile.
• I’m not saying I’m jealous you’re leaving, but I’ve already started practicing your signature on the time sheets.
• You’re not just leaving a job, you’re leaving a legacy… of questionable decisions and hilarious Slack conversations.
• I’m not sure what’s next, but I’m ready to move on to bigger and better things… like finally cleaning my apartment.
• Please stay in touch, but not *too* in touch. We still need to maintain a professional distance of jealousy.

Short and Sweet Funny Farewell Quotes for Coworkers Leaving Work: Quick Laughs

Need a quick laugh to lighten the mood when a coworker departs? Dive into short, sweet, and funny farewell quotes! These zingers are perfect for cards, emails, or impromptu speeches, offering a lighthearted send-off. They acknowledge the loss while celebrating their next adventure with a chuckle.

• “I’m not crying, you’re crying! (Okay, maybe I am. Good luck escaping this place.)”
• “May your next chapter be filled with less meetings and more margaritas.”
• “Goodbye! I’ll miss your face… almost as much as I won’t miss this place.”
• “So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye! I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.”
• “I’m not saying I’m happy you’re leaving, but your replacement already brought in donuts.”
• “I always knew you were destined for great things, I just didn’t realize it meant leaving us with all your work.”
• “You were the only person who understood my sarcasm. What will I do now?”
• “Thanks for all the memories, mostly the ones we can’t tell HR about.”
• “I’m not saying the office will fall apart without you, but I am saying the coffee supply will definitely dwindle.”
• “Donut go, we’ll miss you! Hope your new job is a hole lot of fun!”
• “I’m happy for you, but also slightly concerned about who will now be my partner in crime during mandatory meetings.”
• “Thanks for always being there to share the blame.”
• “It’s sad to see you go, but I’m also a little jealous. Good luck with the escape!”
• “Thanks for being the reason I didn’t quit this job… until now.”
• “You’re not just leaving a job, you’re leaving a legacy of questionable decisions and hilarious Slack conversations.”

Funny Farewell Quotes for Coworkers Leaving for a New Job: Wishing Them Luck (Sort Of)

So, Brenda’s ditching us? Lucky duck! Let’s send her off with some laughs, not tears. Think “congrats on escaping,” or “we’re not jealous, much.” Find the perfect blend of sarcasm and genuine well-wishes. After all, who knows? Maybe she’ll hire us someday. Good luck, Brenda, you’ll need it! (Just kidding……

• So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye! I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave my workload!
• Wishing you all the best as you embark on a new adventure, but also a little bit jealous that you’re escaping this place.
• I’m happy for you, but who’s going to fix the printer now?
• Don’t forget us when you’re rich and famous… or at least when you get free office supplies.
• I’m not saying I’ll miss you, but who else is going to laugh at my terrible jokes?
• I’m excited for you and this opportunity, but please leave your stapler.
• It’s sad to see you go, but on the bright side, more cake for us!
• I always knew you were destined for great things, I just didn’t realize it meant leaving us to do all your work.
• I’m not saying I’m happy you’re leaving, but your replacement has already brought in better coffee.
• Congratulations on the new job! Just remember, the grass is always greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with BS.
• I’m not sure what’s next for you, but I’m sure it involves a lot less spreadsheets and a lot more fun.
• I’m not saying I’m going to miss you, but who will I complain about the boss to now?
• I’m not saying I’m happy to see you go, but I am excited to see your replacement struggle with the same problems we had.
• I’m not saying I’m irreplaceable, but good luck finding someone else who knows how to perfectly hide from the boss.
• We’re sad to see you go, but excited for you to find a job with better work-life balance.

Office-Themed Funny Farewell Quotes for Coworkers Leaving: Inside Jokes Only

So, Brenda’s leaving? Time to ditch the generic “good luck” card! Unleash the inside jokes! Think Scranton-level absurdities. Recall that time she microwaved fish or accidentally CC’d the CEO on *that* email. Craft farewell quotes that only your team will truly appreciate. It’s the perfect, hilarious send-off!

• I’m not saying you’re jumping off a sinking ship, but I did notice the rats leaving first.
• I’m not saying you’re lazy, but I’m going to miss you pretending to work.
• I’m happy for you, but who am I going to send the passive-aggressive emails to now?
• So long, and thanks for leaving all the office supplies, unlike *some* people.
• I’m not sure what’s next for you, but I hope it involves fewer spreadsheets and more sunshine.
• May your new boss be half as annoying as our old one, and twice as generous.
• Remember us fondly, but not fondly enough to come back.
• I’m not saying I’m going to miss you, but who else is going to laugh at my terrible jokes?
• You’re not just leaving a job, you’re leaving a legacy… mostly of unfinished projects.
• May your next office have better coffee and fewer mandatory meetings.
• I’m not sure what’s scarier, staying at this job or realizing I’m losing my only friend.
• I’m not saying I’m happy to see you go, but your replacement already brought in better snacks.
• May your new job be as chaotic as this one, but with better pay and less micromanaging.
• I’m so happy for you that you’re leaving, but don’t forget us when you become a millionaire.
• I’m not sure what the future holds, but I wish you Excel-lent spreadsheets in your new endeavors!

Funny Farewell Quotes for Coworkers Leaving: When You Secretly Don’t Like Them

So, Brenda’s finally escaping accounting, huh? Need a farewell quote that’s funny but, let’s say, *selectively* sincere? We’ve got you covered. Think mildly passive-aggressive gems like, “We’ll miss your…unique perspective!” or “Don’t forget us, even though we’ll forget you immediately!” Light, breezy, and perfectly suited for those departures that are…

• I won’t miss the drama, but I’ll miss having someone to roll my eyes with.
• So, you’re leaving? Who’s going to eat all the expired yogurt in the fridge now?
• Congratulations on escaping! Just kidding… mostly.
• I’m happy for you, but also a little terrified of who they’ll replace you with.
• I wish you success in your future endeavors… as long as they don’t involve working near me.
• I was going to write something nice, but you know I’m not good at lying.
• I’m not saying I’m glad you’re leaving, but I am taking your parking spot.
• It’s been real. It’s been fun. It hasn’t been real fun.
• Best of luck finding a job as tolerable as this one.
• I’m not sure what I’ll miss more, your complaints or your questionable fashion sense.
• I’ll try to remember you fondly… after I’ve blocked you on all social media.
• I’m not saying you were the problem, but things are about to get a whole lot better around here.
• I’m not saying I won’t miss you, but the office supply budget is definitely breathing a sigh of relief.
• I’m happy for you, but who am I going to blame for all my mistakes now?
• I’m not sure what’s next for you, but I hope it involves less talking to me.

Emotional Yet Funny Farewell Quotes for Coworkers Leaving Work: A Bittersweet Goodbye

Saying goodbye is hard, especially when a beloved coworker leaves! Lighten the mood with funny farewell quotes that acknowledge the bittersweet moment. Think self-deprecating humor about surviving without them, or playful jabs about their new adventure. It’s a perfect way to express genuine emotion while sharing a final laugh.

• We’re not losing an employee, we’re gaining an alumni! May your future be filled with more ‘yay’ and less ‘workday’.
• I’m not crying, you’re crying! Just kidding, I’m definitely crying because who else will bring donuts on Mondays?
• I’m not saying I’m happy to see you go, but I *am* excited for the inevitable chaos that ensues in your absence.
• We’re all going to miss your unique brand of sarcasm and ability to make even the most boring meetings slightly less painful.
• I’m not sure what’s next for you, but I’m sure it will involve more joy and less corporate jargon!
• I’m not saying you’re escaping a sinking ship, but I *am* saying I’ve started stocking up on life vests.
• We’re sad to see you go, but excited for you to finally pursue your passion for professional Netflix binging.
• Please don’t forget us when you’re rich and famous…or at least when you get free office supplies.
• I’m not saying you were the problem, but things are about to get a whole lot better around here. Just kidding, we’re doomed.
• I’m not sure what’s more terrifying: public speaking or writing this farewell message.
• I followed you to the unemployment office, can I buy you a drink?
• I know you’re off to bigger and better things, but who will be my partner in crime now?
• It’s been real, it’s been fun, it’s been real fun…sometimes.
• We will miss you, it’s a real loss to us. Or maybe it’s just the caffeine withdrawal setting in.
• May your future be as bright as the fluorescent lights you’re escaping.

Personalized Funny Farewell Quotes for Coworkers Leaving: Tailored to Their Awesomeness

Want to send your amazing coworker off with a laugh? Skip the generic goodbyes and craft a personalized funny farewell quote! Think inside jokes, quirky habits, and legendary work moments. Tailoring your humor to their unique awesomeness ensures a memorable send-off filled with genuine smiles and happy tears.

• I’m not saying I’ll miss you, but who else is going to help me reach the top shelf in the supply closet?
• I always knew you were destined for greatness, I just thought you’d take me with you.
• Remember, it’s not goodbye, it’s “see you later”… unless you get a better offer.
• I’m not saying I’m happy you’re leaving, but I *am* looking forward to inheriting your ergonomic chair.
• I’m sad to see you go, but excited to see who they replace you with! I’m sure they’ll be just as…unique.
• You’re not just leaving, you’re escaping. Congratulations!
• I’m not sure what’s worse, losing a coworker or having to train their replacement.
• I’m excited to see what you do next. Just don’t forget to send me a postcard from your tropical island.
• You were a great coworker and friend. Also, you owe me five bucks.
• I always knew you were destined for great things, I just didn’t realize it meant leaving me to do all the work.
• I’m not sure what I’ll miss more, your terrible puns or your ability to always find a parking spot.
• I’m going to miss you, but I’m also excited for you to finally pursue your passion for professional cat videos.
• I’m not saying I’m irreplaceable, but if I don’t show up, the office morale will plummet faster than the stock market in 2008.
• May your new job be as awesome as you are, or at least have a better coffee machine.
• I’m not sure what’s scarier, staying at this job or realizing I’m losing my only friend.