150 Best Gloucestershire Puns and Jokes The Cheesiest Laughs in the Cotswolds

Ready for a Cotswolds-sized chuckle? We’re diving headfirst into the hilarious heart of the West Country with a collection of Gloucestershire puns and jokes that are sure to make you say “Oh, aye!”

Whether you’re a local lad or lass, or just dreaming of rolling hills and cheese rolling, prepare for some rib-tickling fun. Get ready to explore our best Gloucestershire puns and jokes – we promise they’re *Glos*olutely brilliant!

Best Gloucestershire Puns and Jokes The Cheesiest Laughs in the Cotswolds

• Why did the cheese maker move to Gloucester? He heard it was a Gouda place to cheddar new opportunities!
• I tried to write a song about Gloucester, but I kept running around in circles. Turns out I was just on the ring road.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo in Cheltenham? Pouch-tato.
• Gloucestershire is so beautiful, it’s practically Cotswold in gold!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award in the Forest of Dean? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• I told my friend from Gloucester a joke about the Severn Bore, but it just washed over him.
• Gloucester services are so expensive, it’s practically highway robbery!
• What’s a Gloucestershire gardener’s favourite type of music? Soil music.
• I went to a cheese rolling competition. It was Edam good time.
• A couple was arguing about where to go on holiday. He wanted to go to the beach, she wanted to visit the Cotswolds. It ended in a Stroud divorce.
• I tried to climb Leckhampton Hill, but I gave up. It was quite a climb.
• My friend opened a bakery in Gloucester and named it “Dough-cestershire”.
• Why did the Gloucester rugby team bring a ladder to the game? They wanted to reach new heights!
• What do you call a sad strawberry in Tewkesbury? A Blue-berry.
• I’m reading a book about the history of Gloucester. It’s quite Riveting.

Gloucestershire Cheese Puns: A Gouda Laugh

Ready for some truly grate jokes? “Gloucestershire Puns and Jokes” dives deep into the cheesy humor surrounding our county’s famous cheese! From Double Gloucester delights to Single Gloucester silliness, prepare for a gouda time. It’s a whey to brighten your day and perhaps even learn a thing or two about…

• I tried to make a Gloucestershire cheese board, but it ended up being very Gloucester-terrible.
• Why did the Gloucestershire cheese go to therapy? It had too many crumbling issues.
• What’s a Gloucestershire cheese’s favorite type of music? Blues, especially if it’s from the Severn.
• Why did the Gloucestershire cheese get a speeding ticket? It was going too fast down the A417.
• I’m reading a book about the history of Gloucestershire cheese; it’s a real page-turner.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire cheese that’s a secret agent? A double Gloucester 007.
• I went to a Gloucestershire cheese festival, but it was very Edam boring.
• Why did the Gloucestershire cheese blush? It saw the salad dressing in Cheltenham.
• What’s a Gloucestershire cheese’s favorite Shakespeare play? Romeo and Gouda.
• I told my friend a joke about Gloucestershire cheese, but he didn’t get it. It was a real cheesy joke.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire cheese that’s a stand-up comedian? A crumb-up artist.
• I tried to make a Gloucestershire cheese soufflé, but it fell flat. It was a cheesy disappointment.
• Why did the Gloucestershire cheese get a job as a lifeguard? It was outstanding in its field.
• What’s a Gloucestershire cheese’s favorite board game? Cluedo, especially if it involves a Stilton.
• I went to a Gloucester cheese-rolling competition, but I was too whey behind.

Gloucestershire Accent Jokes: Can You Understand These?

Ever tried deciphering a Gloucestershire tongue-twister? Our jokes section dives deep into the county’s unique accent! From dropped ‘H’s to elongated vowels, we’ve got puns that’ll have you saying “Where’s that to, then?” See if you can crack the code and understand these hilarious Gloucestershire accent jokes!

• I tried to write a song about Gloucester, but I kept going round in circles on the ring road.
• Why did the Gloucestershire cheese go to therapy? It had too many crumbling issues.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire ghost who loves to shop? A haunt-repreneur from Hempsted.
• Why did the Gloucester rugby team bring a ladder to the game? They wanted to reach new heights!
• I went to a cheese-rolling competition in Gloucestershire, but I was too whey behind.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire cheese that’s a stand-up comedian? A crumb-up artist.
• Why did the Gloucestershire chicken cross the road? To get to the udder side of the Stroud.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire owl that’s a detective? A hoot-dunnit solver from Hucclecote.
• Why did the Gloucestershire tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing in Stow-on-the-Wold.
• I tried to make a map of Gloucestershire out of cheese, but it was too Wensleydale-icate.
• What’s a Gloucestershire gardener’s favorite type of music? Soil music.
• Why did the Gloucestershire scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field of wheat near Winchcombe.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire cloud that loves to sing? A rain-bow artist from the sky over Cirencester.
• Why did the Gloucestershire highwayman get arrested? He held up a stagecoach on the A417, which was a real road block near Brockworth.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire dinosaur? A Jurassic Parkend Ranger!

Gloucestershire Place Name Puns: Getting Geographical

Delve into the quirky side of Gloucestershire with place name puns! “Gloucestershire Puns and Jokes” explores the humor hidden in our county’s geography. Expect witty wordplay on towns like Stow-on-the-Wold and Cheltenham. It’s a lighthearted look at how locals and visitors alike find amusement in the region’s unique names.

• I tried to start a cheese rolling team, but we kept going downhill fast near Cooper’s Hill.
• My trip to Gloucester was so great, it was a proper Gloucester-ious experience.
• That view of the River Severn is Riveting.
• I wanted to visit the Forest of Dean, but I couldn’t see the Southend for the trees.
• I’m writing a book about Gloucester Cathedral; it’s a chapter and steeple of knowledge.
• My attempt to bake a Lardy cake was a bit of a lardship down.
• I’m feeling very Stroud of my Gloucestershire heritage.
• I saw a group of cheese rolling competitors breakdancing near Brockworth. It was a real Gouda groove.
• The new art gallery in Gloucester is so modern, it’s a real Cotswold-emporary masterpiece.
• My attempt at making Tewkesbury mustard was a bit of a Tewkes-mess.
• The local Gloucester Rugby team is always trying to reach new heights, they are the best!
• I saw a snail racing a tortoise through Cheltenham. It was a slow-tenham.
• The local Gloucester Rugby team were very upset when they lost their mascot, they were all really Stroud up about it.
• I went to see the famous Cheese Rolling near Cooper’s Hill, it was a very wheelie fun day.
• Why did the scarecrow move to Gloucestershire? He heard the fields were outstanding in Stroud.

Gloucestershire History Jokes: Laughing Through the Ages

Delve into Gloucestershire’s past with “Gloucestershire History Jokes: Laughing Through the Ages,” a side-splitting exploration within “Gloucestershire Puns and Jokes.” Discover witty takes on historical figures, events, and local legends. From Roman settlements to cheese rolling, expect lighthearted humor that brings the county’s rich heritage to life, one pun at…

• I’m writing a book about the history of Gloucester. It’s quite Riveting.
• The local Gloucester Rugby team were very upset when they lost their mascot, they were all really Stroud up about it.
• Gloucestershire is so beautiful, it’s practically Cotswold in gold!
• What’s a Gloucestershire cheese’s favorite board game? Cluedo, especially if it involves a Stilton.
• What’s a Gloucestershire gardener’s favorite type of music? Soil music.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire cheese that’s a secret agent? A double Gloucester 007.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire owl that’s a detective? A hoot-dunnit solver from Hucclecote.
• What do you call a sad strawberry in Tewkesbury? A Blue-berry.
• I went to a seafood restaurant in Gloucester, but it was shellfish.
• I tried to make a joke about the Forest of Dean, but I couldn’t see the Southend for the trees.
• What do you call a fake noodle in Gloucester? An impasta!
• The new art gallery in Gloucester is so modern, it’s a real Cotswold-emporary masterpiece.
• Two tourists were lost in Gloucester. One said, “I’m Gloucester-ing confidence in our navigation skills!”
• I tried to write a song about Gloucester, but I kept going round in circles on the ring road.
• Gloucester services are so expensive, it’s practically highway robbery!

Gloucestershire Food Puns: More Than Just Double Gloucester

Gloucestershire Puns and Jokes? Don’t just expect cheesy Double Gloucester jokes! We’re serving up a whole ploughman’s lunch of wordplay. Think witty takes on cider, perry, and the Severn Bore. It’s more than just cheese; it’s a delicious blend of local humor, guaranteed to leave you feeling thoroughly Gloucester-fied!

• I tried to make a soufflé with Gloucester cheese, but it fell flat. It was a cheesy disappointment.
• My trip to the cider farm in Gloucestershire was appel-solutely amazing!
• I’m writing a cookbook featuring Gloucestershire recipes. It’s going to be a real page-turner for foodies.
• The new bakery in Stroud is brilliant, it’s a real bread-ication to the art of sourdough.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire cheese that’s a secret agent? A double Gloucester 007.
• I went to a Gloucestershire farm shop and bought a talking chicken. It was a poultry translator.
• Why did the Gloucestershire tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing in Cheltenham.
• Those Tewkesbury mustard sandwiches are mustard-see!
• I went to a cheese-rolling competition in Gloucestershire, but I was too whey behind.
• That Gloucestershire cheese is so strong, it’s whey too much for me!
• My friend from Gloucester opened a bakery and named it “Dough-cestershire”.
• What’s a Gloucestershire scarecrow’s favourite snack? Strawberries and double Gloucester cheese.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire ghost that haunts a bakery? A pasty apparition.
• My attempt at making Tewkesbury mustard was a bit of a Tewkes-mess.
• I had some Gloucestershire lamb for dinner. It was shear delight!

Gloucestershire Animal Puns: Baa-rmy Humor

Venture into the whimsical world of Gloucestershire Puns and Jokes with “Baa-rmy Humor,” a collection dedicated to animal-themed puns. Expect sheepish grins and horsing around as local comedians weave witty wordplay around farmyard friends. It’s a Gloucestershire delicacy of laughter, guaranteed to make you moo-ve with amusement and cluck with…

• What do you call a Gloucestershire sheep that’s a stand-up comedian? A Cotswold comic.
• Why did the Gloucestershire chicken cross the road? To get to the udder side of Stroud.
• What’s a Gloucestershire badger’s favorite type of music? Burrow-que.
• I tried to train my Gloucestershire sheep to do tricks, but it was too Herd-wick.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire cow that’s a detective? A Moo-rder investigator from Moreton-in-Marsh.
• Why did the Gloucestershire owl get a job as a librarian? Because it was wise and loved to hoot about books in Hucclecote.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire pig that’s a secret agent? A swine-spy from Stow-on-the-Wold.
• Why did the Gloucestershire badger start a landscaping business? He wanted to be a burrow-preneur in Bisley.
• What’s a Gloucestershire sheep’s favorite Shakespeare play? Ewe-lius Caesar in Cirencester.
• I saw a Gloucestershire sheep giving a lecture on history. It had a very hare-ismatic presence near Hempsted.
• Why did the Gloucestershire owl join the police force? He wanted to solve hoot-dunnits in Hucclecote.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire cow that’s a baker? A moo-ffin maker from Minchinhampton.
• Why did the Gloucestershire chicken get a job as a weather forecaster? Because he could predict the pecking order of the clouds.
• What do you call a Gloucestershire hedgehog that’s a detective? A prickly investigator on the case.
• Why did the Gloucestershire badger refuse to share his picnic? He was feeling a bit burrow-ish!

Gloucestershire Rugby Puns: Scrum-thing Funny

Dive into the hilarious world of Gloucestershire Rugby with “Scrum-thing Funny”! This collection tackles the Cherry and Whites with puns so good, they’re practically a try. Expect rib-tickling wordplay that’ll have you rucking with laughter, proving that even the toughest game has a funny side. Get ready to scrumble for…

• After that try, the Gloucester fans were feeling Stroud of their team!
• What do you call a Gloucester rugby player who’s also a gardener? A prop-agator.
• Gloucester’s scrum was so powerful, it was truly a for-ce of nature…from the Forest of Dean.
• The Gloucester team’s tackling was so fierce, it was practically Cirencester-taining.
• Why did the Gloucester rugby player bring a map to the game? He didn’t want to get lost in the scrum near Kingsholm!
• What’s a Gloucester rugby player’s favorite type of cheese? Double Gloucester, naturally!
• The atmosphere at Kingsholm is electric, it’s a real current affair, especially when Gloucester scores!
• Why did the Gloucester rugby player bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to reach new heights of glory in Cheltenham!
• What do you call a Gloucester rugby player who’s also a baker? A scrum-ptious scrum-ble maker.
• The Gloucester scrum was so dominant, it was practically unstoppable, like the River Severn in full flow!
• Why did the Gloucester rugby team go to therapy? They had too many scrum-plexes.
• What do you call a Gloucester rugby player who’s also a stand-up comedian? A lock-up artist.
• The Gloucester team’s defense was so strong, it was practically impenetrable, like the Cotswold stone walls!
• Why did the Gloucester rugby player get a speeding ticket? He was driving too fast down the M5 after a win!
• What’s a Gloucester rugby fan’s favorite Shakespeare play? A Midsummer Night’s Scrum.

Gloucestershire Weather Puns: A Bit Drizzly, A Lot Hilarious

Gloucestershire Puns and Jokes wouldn’t be complete without “Gloucestershire Weather Puns: A Bit Drizzly, A Lot Hilarious”! From fog-etting your umbrella to gale-orious wordplay, this section celebrates the county’s changeable climate. Expect jokes that are refreshingly damp and puns that are surprisingly sunny, perfect for brightening even the greyest Gloucestershire…

• Gloucestershire’s weather is so unpredictable, it’s a real Stow-on-the-Wold of surprises!
• I tried to understand the Gloucestershire weather forecast, but it was all a bit hazy… like the Cotswolds in autumn.
• Gloucestershire weather is like a box of chocolates…you never know what you’re gonna get!
• I saw a Gloucestershire cloud crying. It was a real rain-deer.
• Gloucestershire’s weather is so temperamental, it’s a real Stroud of emotions.
• The Gloucestershire weather report said it would be mist-ical.
• Gloucestershire’s weather is so wet, it’s a real pain in the Cheltenham.
• I went to a picnic in Gloucestershire, but it started raining. It was a bit of a damp-ic.
• Gloucestershire’s weather is so unpredictable, it’s a real gamble.
• The Gloucestershire weather is so changeable, it’s a real rain-dow-nder.
• Gloucestershire’s weather is always a topic of con-Stroud-versation.
• I tried to explain Gloucestershire’s weather patterns, but it was all a bit Tewkesbury-fusing.
• Gloucestershire weather is so unpredictable, it’s a real Tewkesbury-twister.
• Gloucestershire’s weather is so wet, it’s a real pain in the Cheltenham Spa.
• The Gloucestershire weather forecast said it would be mist-ical. I mist it.