150 Best Hulk Puns and Jokes Smash Your Funny Bone

Ever felt so angry you could smash a car? Well, maybe not literally, but the Hulk certainly does! Get ready to unleash your inner green giant with a collection of hilarious Hulk puns and jokes that are sure to make you laugh.

We’ve scoured the internet (and maybe a few gamma-irradiated labs) to bring you the best of the best. Prepare for some smashing wordplay and monstrously funny one-liners.

From “Hulk-arious” situations to “Incredible” punchlines, these Hulk jokes will leave you feeling anything but green with envy. Let’s get smashing into the fun!

Best Hulk Puns and Jokes Smash Your Funny Bone

• Why did the Hulk cross the road? Because he smashed everything else.
• What’s the Hulk’s favorite game? Smashketball.
• Hulk went to a fancy restaurant, but the waiter said, “Sir, we have a strict dress code.” Hulk replied, “Hulk *is* dressing code!”
• I tried to teach the Hulk about subtlety, but he just couldn’t grasp the *smashing* nuances.
• Hulk’s therapist told him to work on his anger, he said, “Hulk working on it… with a building… and a car… and a small tree.”
• Hulk went to buy a new phone but returned it, he said the ‘apps’ kept asking for too much ‘smashmission’.
• What does Hulk put on his salad? A whole lot of *green* things and a little bit of *rage*dressing.
• Why did Hulk get kicked out of the library? Because he kept *shushing* everyone…with a thunderclap.
• Hulk tried to be a baker, but his bread always came out… well, *crushed*.
• I told Hulk a joke about a tiny man, he just looked at me and said, “Hulk find it *micro*-scopic-ly funny.”
• Hulk tried gardening, but he kept accidentally turning the soil into… well, something resembling a crater.
• Hulk tried online dating, his profile picture was just a green fist and the bio read, “Hulk available, looking for someone who can handle… a lot.”
• What’s the Hulk’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal… or anything that inspires *smash* hits.
• Hulk opened a detective agency, his motto was, “If the problem is big, Hulk will *smash* the case!”
• Why did the Hulk fail his driving test? Because he kept stepping on the accelerator and the *smash* pedal at the same time.

Hulk Smash: The Funniest Puns Around

Looking for a laugh? Then “Hulk Smash: The Funniest Puns Around” is your go-to guide for all things green and hilarious! This collection of Hulk puns and jokes is guaranteed to unleash some serious giggles. From smashing one-liners to gamma-powered wordplay, get ready for some truly incredible humor.

• Hulk’s favorite type of restaurant is one with a smashing buffet.
• Why did Hulk get a new rug? He wanted to have a more ‘grounded’ living space.
• Hulk tried to be a librarian, but he kept ‘shelving’ the books with too much force.
• Hulk’s favorite type of movie is a ‘crush’-ing success.
• What does Hulk call his favorite type of cereal? ‘Smash’ Flakes.
• Hulk tried to play the drums, but it was a little too ‘banging’ for the neighbors.
• Why did Hulk get a new computer? He kept ‘crashing’ the old one.
• Hulk opened a furniture store, but everything was pre- ‘smashed’ for convenience.
• Hulk’s favorite type of art is abstract… because he doesn’t understand it either.
• What does Hulk call his favorite type of sandwich? A ‘smash’-wich.
• Hulk tried to be a tailor, but his seams were always a little too ‘strained’.
• Hulk’s favorite type of music is anything that makes him want to ‘break’ a sweat.
• Hulk’s least favorite game is Jenga, things always end up ‘tumbling’ down.
• Why did Hulk get a new calendar? He was tired of being stuck in the ‘smash’ past.
• Hulk’s favorite type of drink is a ‘crushed’ fruit smoothie.

Green With Laughter: Hulk-Themed Jokes for All Ages

Looking for some smashing good humor? “Green With Laughter” is your go-to guide for Hulk-themed puns and jokes! This collection proves that even the angriest Avenger can inspire giggles. From silly one-liners to clever wordplay, it’s a fun way to unleash your inner green giant’s funny bone, perfect for all…

• Hulk’s favorite type of story is a ‘smashing’ good yarn.
• Why did Hulk become a motivational speaker? He was great at ‘smashing’ through barriers.
• Hulk’s favorite type of car is a ‘monster’ truck.
• Hulk tried to be a chef, but his dishes were always a bit ‘overpowered’.
• What does Hulk call his favorite type of sandwich? A ‘smash’-up.
• Hulk’s favorite game to play with his friends is ‘smash-ketball’.
• I asked Hulk if he liked to dance, he said, “Hulk prefers to ‘smash’ the dance floor.”
• Hulk’s favorite type of exercise is ‘smash’-aerobics.
• Why did Hulk get a new therapist? He said the old one couldn’t handle his ‘rage’ issues.
• What did Hulk say when he won the lottery? “Hulk ‘smashing’ through the roof!”
• Hulk’s favorite type of movie is anything with a lot of ‘crushing’ action.
• Hulk tried to be a florist, but his bouquets were always a bit ‘overgrown’.
• Why did Hulk get a new suit? He said his old one was getting a bit ‘stretched’.
• Hulk’s favorite type of art is ‘expressionism’, it really lets him get his feelings out.
• I saw Hulk at the gym, he was doing some serious ‘smash’ presses.

Unleash the Humor: Hilarious Hulk One-Liners

Ready to laugh until you’re green with envy? “Unleash the Humor” dives deep into the world of Hulk puns and jokes, offering hilarious one-liners that even Bruce Banner would crack a smile at. It’s the perfect collection for anyone who loves a good dose of smashingly funny wordplay. Get ready…

• Hulk’s favorite type of tea is a ‘smash’ing brew, very robust.
• I asked Hulk about his favorite book genre, he said, “Hulk like anything with a good *plot* twist…and maybe a little *smash*ing.”
• Hulk tried to be a yoga instructor, but his poses were a little too ‘forceful’.
• What’s Hulk’s favorite dessert? Anything that’s ‘crush’-worthy.
• Hulk’s favorite type of movie is a ‘demolition’ derby.
• Hulk went to a pottery class, but all his creations were a bit ‘rough’ around the edges.
• Hulk is terrible at playing the trombone; it always ends up a bit bent out of shape.
• Why did Hulk get a new blender? He said his old one couldn’t handle the ‘smash’ factor.
• Hulk’s favorite type of bread is ‘smashed’ wheat.
• Hulk’s favorite type of art is ‘abstract’ because it’s all about breaking the mold.
• Hulk tried to be a baker, but his cakes were always a little too ‘dense’.
• I tried to teach Hulk how to play the violin, but it was a bit of a ‘string’ theory disaster.
• Hulk opened a gym, it’s called ‘Smash’ Fit.
• What does Hulk call his favorite type of smoothie? A ‘green’ giant blend.
• Hulk’s favorite type of music is anything with a good bass drop, that he can feel in his *bones*.

Hulk Jokes That Are Absolutely Incredible

Looking for a laugh that packs a punch? Then you need “Hulk Jokes That Are Absolutely Incredible!” This collection of Hulk puns and jokes is guaranteed to smash your funny bone. From clever wordplay to silly scenarios, these jokes are so good, they’re practically gamma-powered. Get ready to unleash some…

• Hulk tried to write a song, but it was a bit too heavy on the ‘smash’ chords.
• Hulk’s favorite board game is ‘Risk’, because he always takes over the world with brute ‘force’.
• Why did the Hulk get a new cookbook? He was tired of his recipes always being a bit ‘crude’.
• Hulk’s favorite type of poetry is free verse, because it doesn’t restrict his ‘smash’ing style.
• I tried to teach the Hulk about meditation, but he said it was a bit too ‘calm’ for him.
• Hulk’s favorite type of shoe is a ‘crusher’.
• Why did the Hulk start a band? He wanted to make music that really ‘rocks’.
• Hulk’s favorite type of weather is a ‘smashing’ thunderstorm.
• Hulk’s favorite type of dance is the ‘monster’ mash.
• I asked Hulk if he liked to play chess, he said it was too ‘strategic’, he prefers to just ‘smash’ the pieces.
• Hulk tried to learn to knit, but his creations were always a bit too ‘bulky’.
• Hulk’s favorite type of snack is a ‘green’ giant pickle.
• Why did Hulk get a new job as a critic? He was great at giving ‘smash’ing reviews.
• Hulk’s favorite game to play at the park is ‘smash’-ball.
• Hulk’s favorite type of car is a ‘demolish’ion derby car.

Gamma-Ray Good Times: Puns Inspired by the Hulk

Get ready to smash some laughs with ‘Gamma-Ray Good Times’! This collection of Hulk puns and jokes is absolutely incredible. From “Hulk-ing out” with laughter to feeling “smashingly” good, these wordplays explore the big guy’s rage and strength in a fun, lighthearted way. Expect some seriously punny adventures!

• Hulk’s favorite type of salad dressing is a bit… *robust*.
• Hulk’s approach to problem-solving is always a little… *forceful*.
• Why did Hulk get a new mattress? He said his old one was a bit too… *soft*.
• Hulk tried to be a sculptor, but his statues always had a certain… *impact*.
• Hulk doesn’t like to play poker; he says the stakes are always too… *high-impact*.
• Hulk’s favorite type of coffee is *bold* and full of body… just like him.
• What’s Hulk’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a *smashing* good plot.
• Hulk’s favorite part of a building is the… *load-bearing* walls.
• I tried to teach Hulk how to meditate, but he said it was a bit too… *restraining*.
• Hulk’s favorite type of cheese is… *strong*, and maybe a little aged.
• Hulk’s approach to baking is always a little… *over the top*.
• Why did Hulk get a new car? He said his old one lacked… *power*.
• Hulk’s favorite type of architecture is… *brutalist*.
• I asked Hulk if he wanted to go for a walk, he replied “Hulk prefer to… *stride*”.
• What does Hulk call his favorite type of painting? A *bold* stroke of genius.

Don’t Make Me Laugh: More Hulk Pun-ishment

Ready for some smashingly bad jokes? “Don’t Make Me Laugh: More Hulk Pun-ishment” is your go-to source for groan-worthy Hulk puns. This book dives deep into the green giant’s comedic side, offering a collection of wordplay that’s both hilarious and, let’s be honest, a little painful. Prepare for an avalanche…

• Hulk’s favorite type of car is a ‘smash’ mobile.
• Why did Hulk become a chef? He wanted to create some ‘smash’ing dishes.
• Hulk’s favorite type of dance is the ‘stomp’ and grind.
• I tried to teach Hulk how to be subtle, but he just couldn’t grasp the *nuances* of not smashing.
• Hulk’s least favorite type of music is anything that’s not ‘heavy’ metal.
• Why did Hulk get a new phone? He kept smashing the old one with his *bear* hands.
• Hulk tried to write a book, but it was just a bunch of *smash*ed sentences.
• Hulk’s favorite type of party is a ‘demolition’ bash.
• What does Hulk call his favorite type of game? ‘Smash’termind.
• Hulk’s favorite type of building is a ‘concrete’ jungle, he feels at home.
• I asked Hulk what his favorite type of joke was, he said, “Anything that really *lands*.”
• Why did Hulk become a motivational speaker? He was great at ‘breaking’ down barriers.
• Hulk’s favorite type of weather is a ‘forceful’ gale.
• Hulk decided to try painting, but his art was always a bit… *abstract* expressionism.
• Hulk’s favorite type of sandwich is a ‘club’ sandwich, because it has so many layers to *disassemble*.

Seriously Strong Humor: Hulk Jokes for Comic Fans

Looking for humor that packs a punch? “Seriously Strong Humor: Hulk Jokes for Comic Fans” delivers exactly that! This isn’t your average pun book; it’s a collection of hilarious jokes and witty one-liners, all centered around the big green guy. Get ready to laugh so hard, you might just smash…

• Hulk’s favorite type of music is anything with a good *impact* beat.
• Why did Hulk get a new car? Because he wanted something with a little more *muscle*.
• Hulk doesn’t need a gym membership, he gets his workouts by *demolishing* things.
• Hulk’s approach to cooking is always a little *overbearing*.
• What does Hulk call his favorite type of sandwich? A *smash*burger.
• Hulk’s favorite type of poetry is anything with a strong *force* of language.
• Hulk tried to be a DJ, but his music was a little too *earth-shattering*.
• Hulk’s favorite type of dance is the *stomp* and grind.
• Why did Hulk get a new job as a construction worker? He was great at *laying* the foundation… and everything else.
• Hulk’s favorite type of movie genre is anything with a good *clash* of titans.
• Hulk’s favorite type of weather is a *powerful* storm.
• Hulk’s favorite type of art is *kinetic* sculpture, he likes to see it move (and maybe break).
• Hulk’s least favorite game is golf, he always ends up with a *forceful* swing.
• What does Hulk call his favorite type of art? A *bold* statement.
• Hulk’s favorite type of puzzle is anything that involves *breaking* down walls.

The Incredible Hulk: Pun-tastic Wordplay

Ready for some smashing good humor? “The Incredible Hulk: Pun-tastic Wordplay” dives deep into the world of Hulk puns and jokes. It’s a collection of green-skinned giggles, proving that even the angriest Avenger can be a source of silly, sometimes groan-worthy, laughs. Prepare for Hulk-sized hilarity!

• Hulk’s favorite type of bread is a ‘sourdough’ starter, it’s always a bit angry.
• Why did Hulk become a librarian? He wanted to ‘shelve’ his anger issues.
• Hulk’s favorite type of coffee is ‘espresso’ because it’s strong and gets him going.
• Hulk tried to be a gardener but he kept ‘plowing’ through the plants.
• What did Hulk say when he finally understood a complex topic? “Hulk finally ‘gets’ it!”
• Hulk’s approach to cooking is always a bit…’unleashed’.
• Hulk tried to be a tailor, but all his creations were a bit too ‘oversized’.
• Hulk’s favorite type of game is ‘Whack-a-Mole’, because he’s good at it.
• Why did Hulk get a new TV? The old one kept ‘smashing’ the screen.
• Hulk’s favorite type of movie is anything with a good ‘smash’ing ending.
• I tried to teach Hulk origami, but everything ended up a bit ‘creased’.
• Hulk’s favorite type of restaurant is one with a ‘buffet’, because he likes options.
• Why did Hulk become a meteorologist? He was great at predicting ‘smash’ storms.
• Hulk’s favorite type of clothing is anything with a good ‘stretch’.
• Hulk’s favorite type of car is a ‘monster’ truck, because it suits his style.