150 Best Librarian Puns and Jokes That Are Shelf-ishly Funny

Are you feeling overdue for a laugh? Prepare to check out a hilarious collection of librarian puns and jokes that are guaranteed to circulate some smiles.

We’ve been Dewey-ing our best to curate the punniest, most book-tastic humor the library world has to offer. Get ready to shelve your seriousness and let the laughter begin!

Best Librarian Puns and Jokes That Are Shelf-ishly Funny

• Why did the librarian break up with the book? There was no chemistry!
• What do you call a librarian who’s always late? Tardy Dewey.
• I tried to write a joke about a library, but it wasn’t novel enough.
• A librarian walks into a bar and asks, “Do you have any books on paranoia?” The bartender whispers, “They’re all behind you!”
• My librarian told me a joke, but I couldn’t stop checking it out.
• Why was the librarian so good at baseball? She knew all the bases.
• I asked the librarian for books about paranoia. She said, “They’re right behind you!”
• What is a librarian’s favorite vegetable? Quiet peas!
• Did you hear about the librarian who opened a bakery? She specialized in bookies!
• Why did the librarian get lost? She took the wrong route directory.
• I just got a job at the library. I’m really excited, I can’t wait to turn the page and start this new chapter!
• What’s a librarian’s favorite ice cream flavor? Booky Road!
• A librarian was giving a presentation on the importance of libraries. When asked what his most important tool was, he replied, “My book sense!”
• Why did the librarian get kicked out of the comedy club? All her jokes were overdue!
• I told my librarian I needed books on the history of glue. She stuck with me and found them!

Shelf Indulgence: The Best Librarian Puns

Dive into “Shelf Indulgence: The Best Librarian Puns,” a treasure trove within “Librarian Puns and Jokes.” This collection boasts clever wordplay and bookish humor, perfect for librarians and literature lovers alike. Expect puns so good, they’re overdue! Prepare for a literary laugh riot that’s bound to check you out.

• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity; I can’t put it down.
• Librarians: Novel protectors of stories, with a plot to keep you reading.
• Have you heard about the new library opening on Mars? It’s out of this world!
• Why did the librarian break up with the book? They just weren’t on the same page.
• Libraries: A novel place to find your happily ever after… or at least a good read.
• I tried to return a book about time travel, but the librarian said, “No rush.”
• I’m not sure if the librarian liked my joke… but she gave me a knowing look.
• Why did the book go to therapy? It had too many unresolved chapters.
• Our library has the best staff, they are well *versed* in literary works.
• The library is a *novel* place to meet someone new.
• What do you call a librarian who can play the guitar? A book-strummer!
• I’m writing a book about a librarian who solves mysteries; it’s a real page-turner.
• What do you call a librarian who’s also a pirate? A book-aneer!
• Why did the librarian refuse to fight? Because she was a pacifist, and she didn’t want to start any book-fare.
• Our librarian has a great relationship with books, they are always *well-read*.

Check Out These Hilarious Librarian Jokes

• Why did the librarian refuse to give the pirate a book? Because he couldn’t stop *arrr*-guing with the Dewey Decimal System.
• Librarians are novel people.
• What’s a librarian’s favorite element? Bookium.
• Why did the librarian bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the spirits were high on the top shelf.
• I tried to write a book about the history of libraries, but it’s still being *shelved*.
• Why did the librarian break up with the index? She said he was too attached.
• What do you call a librarian who’s also a detective? A book sleuth.
• I asked the librarian if she had any books about paranoia, she whispered, “They’re all checked out.”
• Why do librarians make terrible poker players? They can’t help but stack the *decks*!
• What’s a librarian’s favorite pick-up line? Are you a book? Because I want to check you out.
• Why did the librarian get lost in the woods? Because he couldn’t find his *route* directory.
• I told my librarian a joke, but she didn’t laugh. I guess it didn’t check out.
• Why was the librarian so good at baseball? She knew all the bases and when to *cover* them.
• What do you call a librarian with no body? Nobody knows.
• I’m reading a book about a librarian solving mysteries, it’s a real *page-turner*.

Dewey Decimal System: Puns for Organized Laughs

Looking for a laugh that’s perfectly cataloged? “Dewey Decimal System: Puns for Organized Laughs” delivers! This collection explores the hilarious side of library science, serving up puns so clever, they’re practically reference material. Get ready to check out some pun-tastic humor that’s sure to circulate among book lovers and joke…

• I tried to return my overdue library book, but the librarian said, “It’s *novel* idea, but you still owe the late fee.”
• Why did the librarian start a dating service? They wanted people to find their *perfect chapter*.
• Librarians do it by the book.
• I asked the librarian for a book about paranoia. She whispered, “It’s right behind you…” in the next section.
• The librarian was so good at her job, she could *shelve* all doubts and fears.
• Why did the librarian break up with the thesaurus? They just couldn’t find the right words to express their feelings.
• Librarians: Always there to lend a *hand* with your research or a *book*.
• The librarian was known for her *novel* approach to problem-solving.
• Why did the librarian become a race car driver? He was *booked* for speed.
• What do you call a librarian who’s also a detective? A *book sleuth*.
• I went to the library to check out a book on time travel, but it was checked out.
• Why did the librarian bring a ladder to work? He heard the best stories were on the top *shelf*.
• Librarians: They have the *write* stuff.
• Why did the librarian become a therapist? To help people check in with themselves and turn over a new *leaf*.
• I asked the librarian for a book about the history of glue. She *stuck* with me and found it!

Shushing the Competition: Librarian Puns That Book!

“Shushing the Competition” brings a whole new chapter to librarian humor! This collection features puns so good, they’re overdue to be shared. Get ready for library laughs that will circulate quickly. From Dewey Decimal zingers to shelf-aware jokes, this bookish battle of wits is guaranteed to check out with everyone.

• Our librarian is a real authority; he’s *well-versed* in every subject.
• Being a librarian is a *novel* experience.
• Why did the librarian become a private investigator? She was great at finding missing persons, and she was good at *shelving* doubts.
• I tried to start a librarian-themed dating site, but it didn’t *check out*.
• Librarians: Always there to lend a *hand* with your research.
• What do you call a librarian who’s also a pirate? A *book-aneer*.
• Librarians are *novel* people.
• Why do librarians make great detectives? They always know how to *shelve* their doubts.
• I’m reading a book about a librarian who solves mysteries; it’s a real *page-turner*.
• Our librarian has a great relationship with books; they are always *well-read*.
• Why did the librarian get lost in the woods? He didn’t have his *route* directory.
• I tried to start a library-themed rock band, but we didn’t have enough *volumes*.
• Why did the librarian refuse to play poker? She didn’t want to deal with a stacked *deck* of books.
• The librarian was fired for not doing her job, she was never on the *page*.
• What do you call a librarian who can play the guitar? A *book-strummer*!

Card Catalog Comedy: Library Jokes for Every Reader

Dive into “Card Catalog Comedy,” the ultimate collection of librarian puns and jokes! This book isn’t just for bookworms; it’s for anyone who appreciates clever wordplay and a good laugh. From Dewey Decimal zingers to circulation desk chuckles, prepare for a hilarious journey through the library, guaranteed to check out…

• I’m dating a librarian who has a lot of knowledge about books, but she’s not very well-versed in relationships.
• Why did the librarian win the fishing competition? She knew how to use the right bookworm!
• Why did the librarian divorce her husband? He was always writing in her books!
• I tried to start a librarian-themed dating site, but it just didn’t have the right Dewey Decimal system.
• I asked the librarian if she had any books about paranoia, she winked and said, “They’re all around you.”
• Librarians are great at multi-tasking, they are always handling multiple volumes of work
• Librarians always have a great ending to their stories.
• Why did the librarian choose to be a judge? She was looking for a novel career.
• What do you call a librarian who is always lost? Without a route directory.
• Why did the librarian get a job as a train conductor? He loved to keep track of the books.
• Librarians are masters of reading people.
• Why did the librarian become a delivery driver? She loved to transport knowledge.
• Why was the librarian so good at his job? He had a great book sense.
• Librarians are experts at de-ciphering information.
• Why did the librarian get a job as a butcher? He had a real knack for cutting through the red tape.

Beyond Books: Unexpected Librarian Puns

Think librarian puns are just about overdue books? Dewey have news for you! Beyond the shelves, librarians harbor a secret arsenal of wit. Prepare for unexpected puns about shushing negativity, checking out new perspectives, and binding communities together. This collection proves librarians are masters of wordplay, chapter and verse.

• I asked the librarian for a book on overcoming procrastination, she said “I’ll get it for you later.”
• Librarians: Always *checking out* the best stories.
• Did you hear about the librarian who entered the talent show? She brought the house down with her book-juggling act.
• Why did the librarian become a detective? She always knew how to *shelve* her doubts and find the truth.
• What’s a librarian’s favorite social media platform? Face-book.
• Librarians always have the *write* answers.
• I tried to tell the librarian a joke, but it was too *classified*.
• Why did the librarian get a job at the coffee shop? She loved brewing up good conversation and serving up *novel* ideas.
• What do you call a librarian who’s also a comedian? A *book*-ing success.
• Librarians: Creating *novel* experiences every day.
• Why did the librarian get a parking ticket? He left his car in the *non-fiction* zone.
• I tried to start a book club for librarians, but it never took off. Too much *pageantry*.
• What’s a librarian’s favorite game? *Hide and seek* among the stacks.
• Why did the librarian get a job at the gym? He wanted to improve his *shelf*-esteem.
• Librarians: Experts at *handling volumes* of information.

Librarian Humor: Turning Over a New Page of Jokes

Dive into “Librarian Humor: Turning Over a New Page of Jokes,” a celebration of wit bound to tickle your funny bone. This collection of librarian puns and jokes proves that Dewey decimal jokes aren’t always overdue. Discover the lighter side of literature and prepare for some shelf-assured laughter!

• I tried to return a book to the library, but it was too heavy to *carry on*.
• Why did the librarian become a personal trainer? She wanted to help people develop their *book*-dy.
• Our librarian’s knowledge is encyclo-*pedia*-c.
• What did the librarian say to the noisy patrons? “Please keep it down, I can’t *concentrate*!”
• I asked the librarian for a book on Stockholm syndrome. She said, “They’re in the self-help section, but you might not want to return them.”
• I’m writing a book about a librarian who moonlights as a baker; it’s full of *novel* recipes.
• What do you call a librarian who’s also a detective? A *book sleuth* with a nose for mystery.
• The librarian had to quit his job. He said he was tired of being *shelved*.
• Why did the librarian get a job as a landscaper? He wanted to work with *book*-quets.
• I asked the librarian for a book on parallel universes. She said, “It’s in the science fiction section, and it may or may not exist.”
• Why did the librarian bring a ladder to the comedy club? He heard the jokes were on a higher *shelf*.
• Why was the librarian so good at online dating? She knew how to *check out* the best profiles.
• I asked the librarian for a book about gravity. She said, “I have one, but it’s hard to put down.”
• Our librarian is so good, he can *shelve* all his doubts and fears.
• What’s a librarian’s favorite party game? *Who am I?*

From Stacks to Snickers: Jokes Only Librarians Will Get

Dive into “From Stacks to Snickers,” a hilarious collection that speaks directly to the librarian soul! This treasure trove within “Librarian Puns and Jokes” understands the Dewey Decimal woes, overdue book anxieties, and the quiet thrill of a perfectly shelved collection. Prepare for relatable humor and laugh-out-loud moments only a…

• I tried to return a book about parallel lines to the library, but it turns out it doesn’t have an end.
• Why did the librarian start a landscaping business? She was looking for a novel way to get some *book-leafs*.
• Our library is so popular, it’s *over-dew* with visitors every day.
• What’s a librarian’s favorite type of car? A *book-mobile*.
• I asked the librarian if she had any books on telekinesis. She said, “I felt like I should, but it’s been checked out.”
• I saw a librarian scolding a patron for making noise. She said, “Please, keep it down, you’re *shelf*-ish.”
• What do you call a librarian who’s a master of disguise? A *cover*t operative.
• I was going to write a book about a librarian who moonlights as a spy, but it’s still being *shelved*.
• Why did the librarian become a therapist? He wanted to help people turn over a new leaf.
• Our library has the best staff, they are always *well-versed* in literary works.
• I started a library-themed dating app for bookworms, but it’s still in the draft stage.
• What do you call a librarian who’s also a great chef? A *recipe*-ient of literary knowledge.
• Why did the librarian get lost in the forest? She took the wrong *route* directory.
• I tried to start a band with my coworkers from the library, but we couldn’t find the right *volume*.
• Why was the librarian so good at baseball? She knew all the bases and when to *cover* them.