150 Best March Puns and Jokes Hilarious Ways to Spring into Laughter

Feeling a little “March”-y? Get ready to sham-rock your world with a hilarious dose of laughter! We’re diving headfirst into a pot of gold filled with the best March puns and jokes guaranteed to chase away those winter blues.

From leprechauns to spring showers, March brings a whole new season of comedic opportunities.

So, prepare to “march” to the beat of your own drum (of laughter, that is!) as we unleash a torrent of giggle-inducing **March puns and jokes** that are sure to make you smile.

Best March Puns and Jokes Hilarious Ways to Spring into Laughter

• Why did the calendar get a speeding ticket in March? It was March-ing too fast!
• I tried to make a March-mallow dessert, but it was a total spring fail.
• What’s March’s favorite type of music? March-es!
• I’m not lion, March is my favorite month. Just kitten!
• Don’t worry, be hoppy, because March is here!
• What do you call a crazy March hare? Mad as a March hare.
• Why was the March wind always invited to parties? Because it knew how to make a grand entrance!
• I told my friend March was the best month, but he wasn’t buying it. He said, “April fools!”
• March came in like a lion and out like a lamb. It had quite the personality disorder.
• My March plans include a lot of green and maybe finding a pot of gold. I’m feeling cloverly optimistic.
• What did the leprechaun say when he jumped off the cliff in March? “I’m Dublin over!”
• I’m throwing a March Madness party, but all we’re doing is organizing our sock drawer. It’s all about setting realistic goals.
• Why did the gardener plant seeds in March wearing a sweater? Because he didn’t want to catch a spring cold!
• I’m starting a band called “The March Winds.” We specialize in breezy melodies and sudden bursts of intensity.
• March is the month where winter gets out of here slowly, you could say it takes like.. a whole month.

March Madness: Puns that are a Slam Dunk!

March Madness meets March Puns and Jokes in a hilarious bracket battle! Get ready for ‘March Madness: Puns that are a Slam Dunk!’ We’re dribbling up the court with witty wordplay, hoping to score big laughs. From foul puns to buzzer-beating jokes, these basketball-themed gags are sure to make you…

• ### March Madness: Puns that are a Slam Dunk!
• I’m not sure what to do this month, but I’m March-ing to the beat of my own drum.
• Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game in March? He heard the stakes were high!
• I’m feeling March-vellous today!
• What do you call a basketball team from Ireland in March? The Dublin dribblers!
• Why did the basketball coach bring a map to the March Madness tournament? He wanted to find the quickest route to the final four.
• My bracket is so busted, it’s experiencing a March meltdown.
• I’m not saying my bracket is bad, but it’s already in April fools mode.
• Why did the leprechaun refuse to play in the March Madness tournament? He was afraid of getting fouled for being too short.
• I’m not gambling on March Madness, but I’m making a bracket for educational purposes.
• What do you call a basketball player who’s also a good gardener? A rebounder with green thumbs!
• Why did the basketball player bring a shamrock to the March game? He wanted to have some court-side luck!
• What do you call a basketball team that always wins in March? The March Champions!
• Why did the basketball player bring a pot of gold to the game? He wanted to score some lucky points!
• I’m not saying my March Madness picks are good, but they’re definitely… unique.

March Weather: Jokes to Help You Breeze Through the Month

March weather got you feeling like a lion or a lamb? Don’t let unpredictable skies dampen your spirits! Our collection of March puns and jokes is here to help you breeze through the month. Get ready to spring into laughter with weather-related wordplay that’s sure to brighten even the grayest…

• Why did March start a band? Because it had the perfect spring in its step for the rhythm section!
• I tried to take a picture of March’s weather, but it was too changeable. Talk about a fickle frame!
• What do you call a sleeping lion in March? A spring nap!
• March is the month where winter and spring have a battle of wills…and my thermostat suffers.
• Why did the gardener break up with March? It was too stringy!
• What’s March’s favorite exercise? Wind sprints!
• I’m not sure what’s wilder, March weather or my March Madness bracket after the first round.
• Why did the snowman refuse to work in March? He didn’t want to melt under the pressure.
• What do you call a grumpy cloud in March? A spring shower grump!
• I’m planting a garden this March. I hope my plants like my playlist of March-es!
• March weather is so unpredictable, it’s like a box of chocolates… some are sunny, some are snowy, and some are just plain weird.
• What did the tree say to March? “Leaf me alone, I’m not ready yet!”
• I’m convinced March has a split personality. One day it’s winter, the next it’s spring.
• Why did the calendar get a new job in March? Because it was time for a fresh start!
• March is the month where I get excited about spring, then promptly remember allergies exist.

Spring into Laughter: March Puns for a Blooming Good Time

Shake off the winter blues with “Spring into Laughter: March Puns for a Blooming Good Time”! This collection is bursting with fresh, hilarious jokes perfect for welcoming the new season. Get ready for a month filled with blooming good humor and puns that will leaf you laughing. It’s March madness,…

• I’m not sure what to do this March, but I’m gonna try to make it March better than last year.
• Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the March Madness game? He heard the competition was high.
• What do you call a March storm that’s friendly? A gentle-breeze.
• I love March, it’s the perfect time to March forward.
• I’m not sure what’s wilder, March weather or my attempt to start a garden.
• Why was March so good at basketball? It always made a slam dunk.
• What did the snowman say when March came? “I’m melting over here!”
• This March, I’m trying to start a new habit. I’m Marching to the beat of my own drum.
• What do you call a basketball team that always wins in March? The March-vellous champions!
• I love March, it’s my favorite time of year. I’m Marching to the beat of my own drum.
• Why did the basketball player bring a pot of gold to the March Madness game? He heard it brought you good luck.
• What do you call a March storm that’s always angry? A thunder-brawl.
• I’m not sure what’s wilder, March weather or my attempt to make a March-themed dessert.
• Why was March so calm? It knew how to balance the weather.
• What did the snowman say to March? “I’m melting over here!”

St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigans: Lucky March Jokes

March into St. Patrick’s Day with a shamrockin’ sense of humor! “St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigans: Lucky March Jokes” delivers a pot of gold’s worth of puns and jokes perfect for the occasion. Get ready to lepre-laugh with Irish-themed wordplay and celebrate March in a truly clover-the-top way. It’s a guaranteed…

• ### St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigans: Lucky March Jokes
• Why did the leprechaun start a landscaping business? For clover-the-top results.
• I’m Irish today, which means I’m 94.3% sure I need a nap.
• What do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham-rock.
• I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious when it comes to finding a pot of gold.
• Why did the leprechaun refuse to work at the restaurant? He didn’t want to be a short order cook.
• Feeling lucky? I found a four-leaf clover, but it turned out to be broccoli.
• What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of rap music? Shamrock and roll.
• Why did the leprechaun cross the road? To get to the pot of gold on the other side… after checking for rainbows, of course.
• I’m so excited for St. Patrick’s Day, I’m already green with anticipation.
• I’m not saying I’m going to find a pot of gold, but I did find a shiny penny. Close enough.
• What do you call a group of musical leprechauns? A shamrock band.
• Why did the leprechaun go to space? He heard there was a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow nebula.
• If you kiss me, I’m Irish.
• What do you call a leprechaun that’s also a detective? An investigator clover.

Marching to the Beat: Musical March Puns and Jokes

Ready to drum up some laughs? “Marching to the Beat” dives into the hilarious harmony of musical march puns! Expect a symphony of silly jokes and wordplay riffing on instruments, rhythms, and marching band antics. It’s the perfect composition for anyone who appreciates a good pun and a catchy beat.

• What do you call a musical instrument that’s always on time in March? A punctual pan flute.
• Why did the orchestra break up in March? Too many treble-makers!
• I tried to write a March song about wind instruments, but it just blew.
• What genre of music is most popular with leprechauns? Celtic rock and sham-roll!
• My March playlist is full of green day songs and Irish jigs, it’s a reel good time.
• Why did the bagpipes get lost in March? They took the wrong turning!
• What do you call a musical leprechaun with a banjo? A plucky paddy.
• My favorite March instrument is the trombone, it really slides into the season.
• What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop with a pot o’ gold beat!
• I’m writing a March musical called “The Shamrock Opera”. It’s full of high notes and lucky charms.
• Why did the band break up right before St. Patrick’s Day? They couldn’t find the proper chord-ination!
• What do you call a leprechaun that plays the trumpet? A brassy little fellow.
• My goal this March is to learn to play the fiddle, but I keep hitting a sour note.
• What kind of music do you play when spring is finally starting? Anything but the blues!
• Why did the leprechaun start a record label? He wanted to make a mint.

March Holidays: A Pun-tastic Celebration

March forth into a month of mirth with March Holidays: A Pun-tastic Celebration! We’re springing into action with jokes and puns galore, honoring everything from St. Patrick’s Day to the Ides of March (beware the puns!). Get ready for a hilarious holiday season filled with laughter that will March right…

• I’m not sure what to do this March, I’m feeling a little March-mallow.
• Why are people so tired on April 1st? They just finished a 31-day March.
• Feeling lucky? I found a four-leaf clover, but it turned out to be broccoli with aspirations.
• I’m such a good gardener, you could say I have a green thumb… and March is my time to shine!
• I was going to make a joke about March weather, but it was too changeable to commit.
• Why did the March hare bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the high shelf.
• I’m not saying my March Madness bracket is perfect, but it’s definitely… a conversation starter.
• This March, I’m trying to learn a new instrument… the cash register at the garden center.
• What’s a leprechaun’s favorite social media platform? Linked-In… to a pot of gold.
• Why did the basketball player bring a shamrock to the March Madness game? He wanted to have some court-side luck!
• I tried to make a March-themed dessert, but it just didn’t spring to life.
• I’m not sure what’s wilder, March weather or my attempt to start a spring cleaning routine.
• What did the groundhog say to the calendar in March? “See you next February!”
• My March resolution is to be more spontaneous…or maybe not, I haven’t decided yet.
• Why was the March wind so good at telling stories? Because it knew how to weave a gale!

End of Winter Blues: March Puns to Cheer You Up

Feeling a bit *March*-y after winter? Shake off those end-of-season blues with a healthy dose of laughter! Our collection of March puns and jokes is guaranteed to *spring* you into a better mood. Get ready for some *egg-cellent* wordplay and *hare*-raising humor to celebrate the arrival of warmer days!

• ### End of Winter Blues: March Puns to Cheer You Up
• I’m not saying I’m excited for March, but I’ve already started practicing my Irish accent and my spring allergies.
• March: The only month that goes in like a lion and out like a lamb because it can’t make up its mind.
• I tried to make a March-themed sandwich, but it was a spring roll fail.
• What do you call a fashionable March storm? A rain-way model.
• I’m so ready for spring, I’m practically pollen over with anticipation!
• March is the month where I pretend I know how to garden, then blame the weather for my failures.
• Why did March get a speeding ticket? It was March-ing too fast towards spring.
• What’s March’s favorite type of dance? The Spring Fling!
• I’m not saying my March Madness bracket is good, but it’s more accurate than the weather forecast.
• Why did the basketball team bring a ladder to their March Madness game? They heard the stakes were high.
• What do you call a bear waking up from hibernation in March? Bearly awake.
• March is the month where I start wearing bright colors to distract from my winter complexion.
• What did the leprechaun name his boat? The S.S. Shenanigans.
• I’m not sure what’s wilder, March weather or my attempt to find a matching pair of socks.

Beware the Ides of March: Historically Funny Puns

March roars in with a mix of anticipation and historical humor! “Beware the Ides of March” isn’t just Shakespeare; it’s pun gold. Jokes riffing on Caesar’s demise offer a darkly funny twist to the month. So, brace yourself for March winds and puns – some may be killer!

• Beware the Ides of March? More like Beware the *Eyes* of March, they’re watching you sprout those spring allergies!
• Why did the Roman emperor refuse to go on a picnic in March? He feared a Caesar salad dressing.
• Et tu, Brute? Et tu, *Broot* vegetables? It’s March, time to plant!
• What’s a Roman’s favorite thing about March? The Ides are *history*!
• Why was Caesar so bad at poker? He always folded on the Ides of March.
• March: When history buffs get stabbed with knowledge.
• I’m reading a book on Roman history this March; it has many interesting *chapters*.
• What do you call a Roman ghost haunting March? A Julius Spooker.
• My March is going great, I’m *Roman* around making history.
• Why did the Roman philosopher fail his March exam? He couldn’t *conquer* the questions.
• What did Caesar say before he walked into the party? I came, I saw, I *marchified*.
• This March, I’m embracing my inner Caesar… and taking a long bath.
• Why don’t they play baseball in ancient Rome during March? Because the Ides are always out.
• I’m not saying Caesar was paranoid, but he hired extra security for March 15th.
• Why did the Roman comedian bomb during the Ides of March? His jokes were historically bad.