150 Best May Puns and Jokes Your Audience Will Absolutely Love

Ready to spring into laughter? May is here, bringing with it warmer weather and a whole lot of opportunities for some seriously corny humor. Prepare yourself for a blooming good time!

We’ve cultivated a hilarious collection of May puns and jokes that are guaranteed to make you smile (or at least groan a little). Get ready to share these with your friends and family for a month filled with lighthearted fun.

So, lettuce begin! Get ready for a May-zing journey filled with laughs.

Best May Puns and Jokes Your Audience Will Absolutely Love

• Mayonnaise is an instrument? No Patrick, but it can spread some laughs!
• What did the calendar say after April? May-be we should get together more often!
• I tried to make a belt out of Mayonnaise. It was a waist of time.
• Why did the gardener plant light bulbs in May? He wanted to grow power plants!
• May the Fourth be with you. May the Fifth? Revenge of the Sixth!
• I’m so excited for May, I can barely contain my-shelf!
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo in May? Pouch potato.
• May contain nuts: a warning label for my stand-up routine.
• My favorite month is May-ple syrup season!
• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. May-be I should have warned her.
• Why was the Maypole feeling down? Because it was constantly being circled!
• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. May-be you should try it.
• May I have this dance? Only if you promise not to step on my toes… or my feelings.
• What does May say to April? “You bring the showers, I’ll bring the flowers!”
• My May-do list mostly consists of May-be I’ll get around to it.

May Puns: A Blooming Collection of Jokes

Spring into laughter with “May Puns: A Blooming Collection of Jokes”! This compilation celebrates May with wordplay as fresh as the season. Expect garden-variety humor, flowery puns, and jokes that’ll make you blossom with joy. It’s the perfect way to cultivate some smiles this May!

• I tried to write a May-themed song, but I couldn’t find the right may-jor key.
• What do you call a queen that’s born in May? A May-jesty.
• May flowers need rain. And I need a nap.
• Why did the gardener plant all those mayflowers? He was hoping for a may-nificent display.
• I’m feeling may-gic about the end of the month.
• May your day be filled with may-racles.
• I’m going to go out on a limb here and say May is the best month.
• What do you call a flower that’s always in a hurry in May? A may-flower dash.
• May is the month where I try to get my life in order, but mostly I just may-be get around to it.
• What’s a kangaroo’s favorite month? May-rch, because that’s when she can finally relax.
• I’m really may-pressed with how quickly this year is going.
• Why did the gardener plant a clock in May? To watch the thyme fly!
• May the garden be with you.
• I’m so excited for May, I can barely contain my-selfies!
• What do you call a lazy daisy in May? A lay-zee.

May the Fourth Be With You: Star Wars Puns

May the puns be with you, especially on May the Fourth! It’s the perfect day to unleash your inner Jedi master of wordplay. From “Revenge of the Fifth” jokes to comparing your love to the Death Star, it’s a galaxy of pun-tential. So, use the Force, and may your puns…

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• May the Fourth be with you… and also with you, R2!
• Yoda best mom in the galaxy!
• I find your lack of cake disturbing.
• Use the forks, Luke!
• Chewbacca, we need to talk about your driving. You’re a little Wookiee to close!
• I have altered the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further, May.
• May the Fourth be with you, and if not, may the Force be with you on the Fifth!
• These are not the droids you’re cooking for.
• Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the dark side!
• I’m not sure what’s stronger, the Force or my May allergies.
• Have you heard about the restaurant on Tatooine? The food is out of this world, but a bit sandy.
• Why did Darth Vader visit the May flower shop? He needed some dark bouquets!
• What do you call a Wookiee that makes pancakes? Chewbaker!
• A Sith Lord walks into a bakery and says, “I’m here for some dark side-ings.”

May Flowers: Jokes That Will Make You Grow

Ready to spring into laughter? “May Flowers: Jokes That Will Make You Grow” is your guide to blooming with mirth this May! Get ready for a bouquet of puns and jokes so fresh, they’ll have you rooting for more. Prepare for some petal-powered punchlines that are guaranteed to cultivate smiles…

• I tried to bake a Mayflower cake, but it got lost at sea.
• What do you call a flower that can’t make up its mind in May? A may-be flower.
• I’m planting a garden this May, it’s my greatest e-stem.
• Why did the strawberry blush in May? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• May contains nuts, a warning label for my jokes.
• What did the digital clock say on May 1st? “May the first be with you!”
• I love May, it’s may-gical.
• What’s a bee’s favorite month? May-ple syrup season.
• I’m really may-pressed with how quickly this year is going.
• Why did the gardener plant a calendar in May? He wanted to watch the thyme fly!
• What do you call a queen that’s born in May? Her May-jesty.
• I’m feeling may-vellous about the end of the month.
• What’s a lazy kangaroo’s favorite month? May-rch, because that’s when she can finally relax.
• May the garden be with you.
• What’s a daisy’s favorite month? May-king memories.

May Birthday Puns: Celebrate with Laughter

May birthdays are a blooming good time for puns! This month, shower your May-born friends and family with laughter using clever wordplay. From “May the fourth be with you” jokes to garden-themed quips, discover puns that’ll make their special day extra memorable. Let’s celebrate May with smiles and pun-tastic fun!

• Hope your birthday is may-nificent!
• Have a berry happy birthday, May your day be filled with sweet moments.
• May all your birthday wishes bloom into reality.
• Lettuce celebrate your special day!
• May your birthday be full of may-gic and wonder!
• Have a fan-tastic birthday, filled with joy and cheer!
• Wishing you a birthday that’s may-zing in every way.
• May your birthday be as bright as a sunny May morning.
• Wishing you a birthday that’s absolutely may-orable!
• May your birthday be a may-jor success!
• Have a may-velous birthday, filled with laughter and love.
• May your birthday be the best may-mory yet!
• Hope your birthday is may-rific!
• May the fourth… excuse me, may your birthday be awesome!
• Have a day that’s may-gnificent, just like you!

May Calendar Puns: Marking Time with Humor

May puns and jokes? Absolutely! But let’s not forget the May calendar puns – a whole month of opportunities for wordplay! From “May the fourth be with you” to cleverly calendared events, these puns mark time with humor, adding a lighthearted touch to your daily schedule. Get ready for a…

• I’m feeling May-jestic today!
• Let’s get together soon, May-be next week?
• I tried to write a May-themed poem, but I couldn’t find the right rhythm.
• What do you call a May bug that’s a great dancer? A jitter-bug.
• Why did the calendar get excited for May? It knew it was almost halfway through the year!
• Why was May so popular? Because it was full of blossoming personalities!
• I’m not sure what to do this May, I’m feeling a little may-be-ish.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo in May? Pouch potato.
• What’s May’s favorite type of weather? Sun-may!
• I’m starting a “May Flowers” delivery service, but I only deliver dandelions.
• Mayonnaise is an instrument… of flavor!
• Let’s make some may-mories this month!
• May I have your attention? I have a joke.
• What’s a flower’s favorite month? May-king memories.
• What do you call a May storm that is also a comedian? A pun-derstorm.

May-be You’ll Laugh: Uncertain Puns for May

Dive into ‘May-be You’ll Laugh,’ a collection of uncertain puns perfect for the month of May! Prepare for a mixed bag of groan-worthy and giggle-inducing wordplay. These jokes might not all land, but that’s part of the fun! Embrace the unpredictable spirit of May with these playful puns.

• I tried to write a May-themed symphony, but it was only may-diocre.
• What do you call a Mayflower that’s also a detective? An investi-gator.
• I’m feeling May-jorly excited about my upcoming vacation!
• Why did the calendar get a new job in May? It wanted to start may-king memories.
• What do you call a May storm that’s also a chef? A pun-derstorm.
• I’m so excited for May, I can barely contain my-thusiasm!
• Why did the calendar start a band in May? It wanted to make some thyme fly.
• What do you call a Mayflower that’s always late? A may-be-late flower.
• I’m feeling May-gical about the possibilities this month!
• Why did the calendar get a promotion in May? It was outstanding in its field.
• What do you call a Mayflower that’s also a comedian? A may-flower-ful jokester.
• I’m so excited for May, I can barely contain my-self!
• Why did the calendar start a garden in May? It wanted to watch the may-gical flowers grow.
• What do you call a Mayflower that’s always indecisive? A may-be flower.
• I’m feeling May-tastic about the adventures to come!

May Events: Pun-tastic Holidays and Observances

May is unbe-leaf-ably full of pun opportunities! From Star Wars Day (“May the Fourth be with you!”) to Cinco de Mayo, we’re shore to have some laughs. Donut forget Mother’s Day or Memorial Day – May’s observances provide a whole garden of possibilities for pun-tastic jokes and lighthearted fun.

• I’m feeling May-jorly excited about this month’s festivities!
• May the best grad win!
• Cinco de Mayo? More like Cinco de May-o-nnaise!
• I’m off to the Kentucky Derby, I’m feeling may-re-velous!
• Wishing you a may-gical Memorial Day weekend!
• May I have your attention, please? It’s time to celebrate!
• Mayday! Mayday! I’m falling for all these May holidays!
• Donut kill my vibe, it’s May!
• It’s May, time to may-ke some memories!
• May your garden grow and your spirit blossom.
• May the forks be with you!
• This May, let’s taco ’bout our appreciation for teachers!
• May is National Salad Month. Lettuce celebrate!
• May your Memorial Day weekend be filled with may-mories and gratitude.
• May-be it’s time for a vacation.

May Weather Puns: Rain or Shine, We’ve Got Jokes

May Puns and Jokes brings sunshine to your day, even when it’s raining! Our “May Weather Puns” collection guarantees laughter, rain or shine. Discover jokes that are cleverly crafted around May’s unpredictable weather. From blooming flowers to sudden showers, we’ve got puns that will brighten any day. Get ready for…

• I’m hoping for a promotion at work, but I’m not holding my may-breath.
• What do you call a May flower that can sing? A bloom-box.
• I told my wife I was going to write a May-themed novel, she said, “That sounds may-numental!”
• Why did the Mayflower get a parking ticket? It stayed too long at Plymouth Rock.
• My favorite thing about May is that it’s finally socially acceptable to wear may-jamas all day.
• What do you call a May bug that’s a smooth talker? A charmer-pillar.
• I tried to make a May-themed smoothie, but it was may-diocre at best.
• What do you call a Mayflower that’s also a lawyer? A litigator.
• My therapist says I have a problem with May. I told her, “It’s not my fault, the weather is just so may-nipulative!”
• Why did the May queen get a speeding ticket? She was driving over the may-ximum speed limit.
• I’m so excited for May, I’ve already started planning my may-nificent garden.
• What do you call a May flower that’s always telling jokes? A stand-up bloom-edian.
• I’m convinced May is just April in disguise, trying to trick us into thinking winter is over.
• Why did the Mayflower get a flat tire? It was carrying too much may-terial.
• I’m not sure what’s wilder, May weather or my attempts to grow may-ples in my backyard.