150 Funny Rat Puns and Jokes The Ultimate Rodent Humor Roundup

Ready to have a squeak-tastic time? We’re diving headfirst into the world of rodent humor! Get ready for a collection of hilarious rat puns and jokes that are guaranteed to make you grin.

Whether you’re a fan of these furry critters or just need a good laugh, prepare for some seriously cheesy (pun intended!) wordplay.

This post is jam-packed with the best rat puns and jokes we could find. So, let’s get this party started!

Funny Rat Puns and Jokes The Ultimate Rodent Humor Roundup

• What do you call a rat that’s a comedian? A real squeal-dealer!
• Why did the rat cross the playground? To get to the see-saw. He wanted to have a whee!
• I tried to make a ratatouille, but it was a complete mouseterpiece.
• My friend said he saw a rat driving a tiny car. I said, “That’s rodently absurd!”
• What’s a rat’s favorite type of cheese? Any kind they can pil-fer!
• I told my pet rat he needed to lose weight. Now he’s on a strict diet of chew-chos.
• Two rats are having a conversation. One says, “I’m thinking of writing a novel.” The other replies, “Really? What’s it a-boute?”
• Why did the rat refuse to pay for dinner? He said he was already billed enough!
• What do you call a rat that can play the guitar? A shred-ent!
• A rat walks into a library, goes to the counter and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”
• I saw a rat wearing a tiny tuxedo. He looked very dapper, or should I say, “rat-tapper”?
• A group of rats opened a bakery. Their specialty? Scone-age!
• Why was the rat such a bad gambler? He always came up short-tailed.
• Did you hear about the rat who became a lawyer? He specialized in squeak-uity law.
• What do you call a happy rat? Ecstatic!

Rat Puns: A-maze-ing Wordplay to Make You Squeak with Laughter

Looking for a little cheesy humor? “Rat Puns: A-maze-ing Wordplay to Make You Squeak with Laughter” promises exactly that! This collection of rat-related puns is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. Get ready for some seriously good, or should we say, rodent-culously good, laughs! Prepare to be utterly charmed.

• He was a rat-ical skateboarder, always pushing the limits.
• I’m not sure what that smell is, but I suspect rat-tribution.
• Let’s not rat out our friends.
• That new restaurant is a rat-ing success.
• I’ve got a gnawing feeling that something is wrong.
• He was a real pied piper, and was known for his rat-atouille.
• The rat was feeling down, so he went to see a shrink.
• She had a rat-ical idea for a new invention.
• He was a real rat-ribution, always getting back at people who wronged him.
• What do you call a rat that can play the guitar? A shred-ent.
• That rat was a real squeak-er of justice, always fighting for what was right.
• The rat was known for his rat-tical views on politics.
• I’m not sure what to do, I’m in a rat race with myself.
• He was a real rat-tention seeker, always trying to be the center of attention.
• The rat was so small, he could fit through any crack or crevice; a true squeak-artist.

Rodent Humor: The Best Rat Jokes for Every Occasion

Need a good laugh? “Rodent Humor: The Best Rat Jokes for Every Occasion” dives deep into the world of rat puns and jokes. Whether you’re looking to break the ice or simply entertain, this collection offers a squeak-y clean dose of rodent-themed humor. Prepare for some truly rat-tastic jokes!

• I’m not sure what to do, I’m in a *rat* race with myself.
• He was a real *rat*-ribution, always getting back at people who wronged him.
• The rat was so small, he could fit through any crack or crevice; a true *squeak*-artist.
• He was accused of stealing cheese, but he was found not *squeaky*.
• I saw a rat driving a tiny car. I said, “That’s *rodently* absurd!”
• She had a *mouse-terful* plan to steal the cheese, a real *whisker*-taker.
• The mouse was not feeling well, so he took some *mouse-icine*.
• What does a mouse use to browse the internet? A *web browser*!
• What do you call a mouse that can juggle? *Dexter*-ous!
• I’m trying to find a new restaurant, but I’m *cater-lost*.
• What’s a mouse’s favorite subject in school? *Mouse-ic*!
• What do you call a mouse that’s a big fan of space? An *astro-mouse*!
• What does a mouse use to send secret messages? *Squeakmail*!
• She had a *mousy* voice.
• I saw a rat working at the DMV, he was a *rat-ification* specialist.

Cheesy Chuckles: Rat Puns That Are Absolutely Grate

Dive into “Cheesy Chuckles,” a collection of rat puns so good, they’re absolutely grate! This delightful section of “Rat Puns and Jokes” offers a smorgasbord of witty wordplay sure to tickle your funny bone. From “rodent-ally hilarious” to “utterly squeak-tacular,” prepare for a cheesy, pun-filled adventure with our furry friends.

• He was a rat-ical skateboarder, always pushing the limits in the sewer park.
• I’m reading a book about a rat who goes on an adventure; it’s a real squeak-quel of adventure.
• Their new house was a mouse-terpiece.
• This whole situation reeks of rat-ribution.
• I need to rodent-ize my finances.
• She was a true rat-titude, always causing trouble.
• Having a bad day, I feel ratty.
• You are a true mouse-ician, always composing beautiful melodies.
• The teacher asked the student to use “mouse” in a sentence, but he was tongue-mouse-tied.
• The rat was looking for a new home, he was mouse-ing for an apartment.
• This is a mouse-see-um.
• Why did the rat cross the playground? To get to the see-saw. He wanted to have a whee!
• Why did the mouse bring a ladder to the cheese factory? He wanted to reach the high provolone!
• I am not sure what to do, I’m in a rat race with myself.
• She had a mouse-terful plan to steal the cheese, a real whisker-taker.

Rat-tling Good Times: Jokes About Rats That Will Crack You Up

Looking for a squeak-y clean comedy experience? “Rat-tling Good Times” delivers a hilarious dose of rodent-themed humor! This collection of rat puns and jokes promises a laugh riot. From cheesy one-liners to clever wordplay, prepare for a feast of funny that will leave you rat-tled with amusement. It’s the perfect…

• He was a *rat*-ical skateboarder, always pushing the limits in the sewer park.
• I hear the rat just got a job at the library, he is a true read-ent.
• The mouse was not feeling well, so he took some *mouse-icine*.
• I’m feeling a little *rat*-ical today, so I might just stay in and take over the world.
• She had a *mousy* voice.
• He was a real *rat*-ribution, always getting back at people who wronged him.
• He was just trying to *mouse-ter* the courage to ask her out.
• That new restaurant is a *rat*-ing success.
• These jokes are squeak-y clean.
• Two rats are getting married; it’s going to be a *mouse-terful* ceremony.
• The rat was a terrible boxer, he couldn’t punch his way out of a paper bag.
• I’m reading a book about a rat who goes on an adventure; it’s a real *squeak-quel* of adventure.
• I’m in a *rat* race with myself.
• He was a real *chatter-mouse*, always gossiping.
• That joke was so bad, it should be thrown back into the sewer.

Lab Rat Laughs: Science-Themed Rat Puns for Nerdy Humor

Dive into the hilarious world of “Lab Rat Laughs”! This science-themed collection elevates rat puns to a new, nerdy level. Expect clever wordplay riffing on experiments, lab equipment, and scientific concepts, all delivered with a healthy dose of rodent-related humor. It’s the perfect blend of brains and squeaks for pun-loving…

• Why did the rat fail his chemistry exam? Poor lab technique, his titration was rodent-tary!
• What do you call a rat who’s always right about lab experiments? A lab-solute genius.
• I tried to teach my lab rat algebra, but he kept getting lost in the ex-mice-ses.
• Why did the lab rat start a heavy metal band? For the squeak solos!
• That experiment was a rat race, pure and simple.
• My lab rat is so organized, he keeps his data in rodent-tine files.
• What do you call a lab rat that’s a good actor? A squeak-spearean performer.
• That experiment was a rat-tling success!
• What do you call a lab rat with a gambling problem? A dice-y mouse.
• Why did the lab rat become a mathematician? He was great at calc-you-lations.
• My lab rat is so good at science, he can rodent-ify any element.
• What do you call a lab rat that’s a skilled detective? Sherlock Hol-mice.
• The new lab assistant was very timid; he was a real scaredy-mouse.
• Why did the lab rat bring a pencil to the experiment? To draw his own con-mouse-ions!
• That lab rat’s career was really squeaking up the ladder!

Remy’s Revenge: Food-Related Rat Puns to Tickle Your Taste Buds

Looking for a cheesy laugh? “Remy’s Revenge” serves up a delectable dish of food-related rat puns! This collection is guaranteed to tickle your taste buds and rodent-loving funny bone. From “grate” expectations to “ratatouille” hilarious jokes, prepare for a feast of wordplay that’s sure to leave you squeaking with delight.

• He was a rat-atouille chef, always whipping up gourmet meals.
• She had a real rat-itude problem, always complaining.
• The rat was a skilled comedian, known for his squeaky-clean humor.
• He was a rat-ical skateboarder, always pushing the limits.
• The rat was such a good baker; he was a true pastry chews-er.
• Remy was a rat-ing success, the food was amazing!
• He was always mouse-terious about his recipes.
• The chef was so good, you could say he had a Remy-kable talent.
• The new restaurant was a squeak-quel success.
• That dish is rodent-tastic.
• I want to try that new restaurant, I’ve heard it’s rat-ed well.
• He was a rat-ribution to society.
• I rodent-ize my finances and invest in cheese.
• Let’s grab a bite, I’m tuna-believably hungry!
• He had a mouse-terful plan to steal the cheese, a real whisker-taker.

Rat Movie Mania: Puns Inspired by Famous Rodent Films

Dive into “Rat Movie Mania,” a hilarious corner of rat puns! We’ve gnawed our way through famous rodent films, squeezing out every last drop of pun potential. Expect cheesy one-liners, remixed movie titles, and plot twists that’ll leave you squeaking with laughter. It’s a rat-tastic celebration of cinematic rodents and…

• Remy: Always stirring up trouble in the kitchen, or should I say, Remy-xing things up?
• Splinter: The wise master, always rodent-ing out great advice.
• Mrs. Brisby: Facing challenges with whisker-thin courage.
• Ben: The ballad of a squeak-quel.
• Fievel: An American tail of cheese and dreams.
• Nicodemus: The leader of NIMH, always rat-ifying his decisions.
• Justin: Guarding the secrets of NIMH with rodent-less dedication.
• Jenner: The villainous rat, always rodenting for power.
• Ratigan: The professor of crime, always rat-ionally evil.
• Olivia Flaversham: A mouse detective’s cheese assistant.
• Basil of Baker Street: The world’s greatest rodent detective.
• The Great Mouse Detective: A squeak-quel of adventure.
• An American Tail: A squeak-worthy story.
• Secret of NIMH: A mouse-terpiece of animation.
• Ratatouille: A rat-ing good movie.

When Rats Get Romantic: Love and Relationship Rat Puns

Ready for some squeak-worthy romance? “When Rats Get Romantic” dives into the cheesy world of love-struck rodent puns. Explore rat-lationship humor, from “I love you fur-ever” to disastrous blind dates. It’s a collection guaranteed to tickle your funny bone, proving even rats can find love (and make us laugh) in…

• He sent her a rat-tling love letter professing his undying a-rat-tion.
• Their first date was at a cheese factory; it was love at first bite.
• She said he had a certain je ne sais quoi… a certain *rat*-titude.
• He knew their relationship was meant to be; it was like they were two peas in a cheese.
• They celebrated their anniversary with a romantic dinner… of dumpster diving.
• She was drawn to him by his mysterious allure; a real *rat*-stafarian vibe.
• They were a match made in rodent heaven.
• He proposed with a ring made of… you guessed it… cheese!
• She loved his squeak-y clean sense of humor.
• He said she had a way of *mouse-merizing* him.
• Their love story was a real *squeak-quel* of adventure.
• He promised her a life of luxury; “We’ll live in a dumpster palace!”
• They had an un-fur-gettable wedding day.
• Their love was a never-ending squeak-quel.
• He knew she was the one; he had a gut-feeling.