150 Best Surrey Puns and Jokes: The Best of the Best from Surrey

Ready to have a Surrey-al good time? We’re diving headfirst into a hilarious collection of Surrey puns and jokes that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. Get ready for a linguistic adventure through this beautiful county, where wordplay is the name of the game.

Whether you’re a Surrey native or just passing through, prepare for some lighthearted laughter. From Guildford giggles to Woking witticisms, these Surrey puns are sure to brighten your day.

So, buckle up and get ready to explore the pun-tastic side of Surrey. Let’s get this show on the road!

Best Surrey Puns and Jokes: The Best of the Best from Surrey

• I tried to write a song about Guildford, but I kept forgetting the bridge!
• Why did the Woking resident refuse to play cards? He was afraid of getting dealt a Surrey hand!
• What do you call a group of musical instruments in Godalming? A Surrey-phony!
• I saw a sign in Dorking that said “Fine for littering”, so I threw down some glitter. I hope I don’t get Surrey-ous trouble!
• Why did the burglar decide against robbing a house in Farnham? He heard the owners were Surrey-al killers!
• Two cats are arguing in Esher. One says, “I’m the best cat in Surrey!” The other replies, “You’re kitten me!”
• What’s Surrey’s favorite type of music? Folk-estone!
• I went to a Surrey-themed fancy dress party dressed as a parking ticket. Everyone said I was really Richmond!
• My friend started a business selling miniature castles in Surrey. It’s a small-scale operation, but he’s making a killing!
• I asked a chef in Camberley if the ingredients were locally sourced. He said, “Absolutely, everything is Surrey fresh!”
• Why did the ghost move from London to Surrey? He wanted to live in a more civil parish!
• A man in Epsom keeps complaining that his car is always dirty. I told him, “You need to Surrey-ously wash it!”
• Heard about the new superhero in Reigate? He’s called “The A3”! He fights traffic and road rage.
• What did the grape say when it was crushed under a wine press in Surrey? “Nothing, it just let out a little whine!”
• My attempt to build a scale model of Box Hill from LEGO failed miserably. It was Surrey-al bad.

Surrey Puns: A Guildford of Laughter

“Surrey Puns: A Guildford of Laughter” is your guide to pun-tastic fun across the county! This collection delivers witty wordplay inspired by Surrey’s towns, landmarks, and culture. Get ready for some Reigate rib-ticklers and Woking wonders that will have you roaring with laughter. It’s the perfect gift for Surrey residents…

• I tried to start a band in Surrey, but it was hard to find musicians who weren’t a little Wey-ard.
• What do you call a Surrey fairy with a sweet tooth? A Guildford-y pleasure seeker.
• My trip to Surrey was great, it was Dorking-dorable.
• I’m writing a book about Surrey’s history, it’s going to be a real page-Turner.
• Why did the Surrey mathematician bring a ladder to school? He wanted to reach new algebraic heights.
• What do you call a Surrey sheep that’s a secret agent? James Baaa-nd from Bookham.
• I saw a snail racing a tortoise through Surrey. It was a slow Epsom.
• I visited a Surrey garden that was so well-kept, it was a sight for Surrey-al eyes.
• Why did the Surrey ghost get a job as a librarian? He loved to read spine-chilling tales.
• I tried to make a Surrey stew, but it was just a broth-er of a mess in Box Hill.
• I saw a group of clouds breakdancing over Surrey. It was a rain-splosion in Richmond.
• Why did the Surrey chicken cross the road? To get to the udder side.
• That new restaurant in Ewell is amazing; it’s a real eat-opia.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo in Surrey? Pouch potato.
• Why did the Surrey scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Woking Up Your Funny Bone: Surrey Jokes Galore

Ready for a right royal chuckle? “Woking Up Your Funny Bone” is your ticket to Surrey’s silliest side! This collection from “Surrey Puns and Jokes” serves up a platter of puns, one-liners, and jokes all centered around our beloved county. Get ready to laugh your way from Guildford to Godalming!

• I’m reading a book about the history of Guildford, it’s quite Riveting.
• What do you call a Surrey sheep that’s a good singer? A Baa-ritone from Bookham.
• I tried to make a Surrey stew, but it was just a broth-er of a mess in Box Hill.
• Why did the mole move to Surrey? He heard the living was Ewell.
• I saw a group of clouds breakdancing over Surrey. It was a rain-splosion in Richmond.
• I went to a Surrey-themed fancy dress party and dressed as a parking ticket. Everyone said I was really Richmond.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo in Surrey? Pouch potato.
• My trip to Surrey was great, it was Dorking-dorable.
• I’m writing a book about the history of Surrey, it’s going to be a real page-Turner.
• I tried to explain Surrey’s history to my dog, but he just gave me a blank stare. I guess it didn’t *mane* much sense.
• What do you call a Surrey fairy with a sweet tooth? A Guildford-y pleasure seeker.
• I’m feeling Surrey-al after that hike through the Surrey Hills.
• That new restaurant in Ewell is amazing; it’s a real eat-opia.
• I went to a pottery class near Stoke Mandeville, but it was a claydemic.
• I saw a snake learning to play the trombone in South Oxhey; it was a slithery slide.

Pane-fully Hilarious: Surrey Place Name Puns

“Pane-fully Hilarious: Surrey Place Name Puns” explores the lighter side of Surrey, UK. Get ready for some geographical giggles! This section delves into puns cleverly crafted from Surrey’s town and village names. Think “Virginia Water” turned into a thirst-quenching joke, or “Guildford” becoming a punny comment about…well, guilds! Prepare for…

• I tried to build a scale model of Box Hill from LEGOs, but it failed miserably. It was Surrey-al bad.
• My attempt to make a Surrey stew, but it was just a broth-er of a mess in Box Hill.
• I saw a group of clouds breakdancing over Surrey. It was a rain-splosion in Richmond.
• Why did the Surrey mathematician bring a ladder to school? He wanted to reach new algebraic heights.
• You’re about as thrilling as watching paint dry on a Surrey stone wall.
• My trip to Surrey was great, it was Dorking-dorable.
• I saw a sign in Dorking that said “Fine for littering”, so I threw down some glitter. I hope I don’t get Surrey-ous trouble!
• Why did the Surrey chicken cross the road? To get to the udder side.
• I saw a snail racing a tortoise through Surrey. It was a slow Epsom.
• Why did the mole move to Surrey? He heard the living was Ewell.
• I asked the Cheshire Cat for advice, but it was just a fleeting thought.
• That new restaurant in Ewell is amazing; it’s a real eat-opia.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo in Surrey? Pouch potato.
• That new restaurant in Chelmsford is amazing, it’s a real eat-opia.
• I tried to explain Surrey’s history to my dog, but he just gave me a blank stare. I guess it didn’t *mane* much sense.

Surrey Food Puns: From Farnham to Funny

Dive into “Surrey Food Puns: From Farnham to Funny,” a delectable chapter within “Surrey Puns and Jokes.” Explore a county brimming with culinary wordplay! From Guildford’s “grape” expectations to Dorking’s poultry puns, discover jokes that’ll leave you hungry for more. Prepare for a feast of laughter, Surrey-style!

• I’m reading a book about the history of Guildford, it’s quite Riveting.
• What do you call a Surrey superhero who fights traffic? The Amersham Avenger!
• I tried to make a Surrey stew, but it was just a broth-er of a mess in Box Hill.
• Why did the mole move to Surrey? He heard the living was Ewell.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo in Surrey? Pouch potato.
• What do you call a Surrey sheep that’s a secret agent? James Baaa-nd from Bookham.
• Why did the Surrey comedian only tell jokes about roundabouts? Because they always came full circle, in Egham.
• I saw a group of clouds breakdancing over Surrey. It was a rain-splosion in Richmond.
• What’s a Surrey fairy’s favorite type of music? Folk-estone.
• That new restaurant in Ewell is amazing; it’s a real eat-opia.
• Why did the Surrey scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• I asked the Surrey weather man if it was going to rain, but it was a bit hazy, I’m Englefielding short.
• Why did the Berkshire pig cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken -ham!
• I saw a snail racing a tortoise through Surrey. It was a slow Epsom commute.
• What do you call a Surrey sheep that’s a good singer? A Baa-ritone from Bookham.

Royal Jokes: Surrey’s Crown Jewels of Comedy

Looking for Surrey’s funniest gems? “Royal Jokes: Surrey’s Crown Jewels of Comedy” unearths a right royal laugh. From witty wordplay about Guildford to pun-tastic tales of Woking, this collection showcases Surrey’s best comedic minds. Prepare for jokes so good, they’ll have you bowing down with laughter!

• I tried to get a photo with the Brooklands Concorde, but it was too plane to see.
• My friend from Surrey is a baker. He’s really good at ply-mouth.
• What do you call a Surrey sheep that’s a secret agent? James Baaa-nd, from Bookham.
• Why did the Surrey comedian only tell jokes about roundabouts? Because they always came full circle, in Egham.
• The new art gallery in Surrey is so modern, it’s a real con-temporary masterpiece in Congleton.
• Why did the scarecrow move to Surrey? He heard the fields were outstanding, especially near Shere.
• I told my friend a joke about Surrey, but he didn’t laugh. I guess he couldn’t Surrey-alize the humor.
• What’s a Surrey fairy’s favorite type of music? Folk-estone.
• Why did the cyclist get a ticket in Surrey? He was going too fast down Box Hill.
• I saw a group of clouds breakdancing over Surrey. It was a rain-splosion in Richmond.
• I saw a snail racing a tortoise through Surrey. It was a slow Epsom commute.
• I went to a Surrey-themed fancy dress party dressed as a parking ticket. Everyone said I was really Richmond.
• I went to a wildlife park in Surrey, but it was a bit Reigate-able.
• Why did the mole move to Surrey? He heard the living was Ewell.
• You’re about as thrilling as watching paint dry on a Surrey stone wall.

Knocking on Heaven’s Door… of Dorking: Surrey Area Puns

Explore Surrey’s silly side with “Knocking on Heaven’s Door… of Dorking”! This collection, nestled within “Surrey Puns and Jokes,” promises chuckles aplenty. From Guildford giggles to Woking witticisms, expect wordplay that’s more charming than cutting-edge. Perfect for Surrey residents or anyone appreciating a good geographical pun.

• I’m reading a book about the history of Guildford, it’s quite Riveting.
• You’re about as thrilling as watching paint dry on a Surrey stone wall.
• I went to a very exclusive Surrey picnic. It was very “Sarsden” indeed.
• Our local cyclist has really geared up for the tour de Nottingham.
• The history of Surrey is so great, it’s a real page-Turner.
• I saw a group of clouds breakdancing over Surrey. It was a rain-splosion in Richmond.
• I tried to explain Surrey’s history to my dog, but he just gave me a blank stare. I guess it didn’t *mane* much sense.
• What do you call a Surrey superhero who fights traffic? The Amersham Avenger!
• I saw a snail racing a tortoise through Surrey. It was a slow Epsom commute.
• I tried to make a Surrey stew, but it was just a broth-er of a mess in Box Hill.
• You will have to make a decision about where you want to visit, you can’t have your oatcake and eat it.
• I tried to write a song about Guildford, but I kept forgetting the bridge!
• Why did the scarecrow move to Surrey? He heard the fields were outstanding, especially near Shere.
• I saw a ghost haunting Alnwick Castle. It was a real haunt-ingdon estate.
• Why did the Berkshire mathematician bring a ladder to school? He wanted to reach new algebraic heights.

Surrey Wildlife Jokes: Otterly Hilarious

Dive into “Surrey Wildlife Jokes: Otterly Hilarious,” a fin-tastic addition to Surrey Puns and Jokes! Expect rib-tickling wordplay centered on Surrey’s furry and feathered residents. From badger puns to deer-lightful one-liners, this collection promises laughs for nature lovers and joke enthusiasts alike. Get ready for some wild, Surrey-themed humor!

• I tried to build a sandcastle on Frensham Ponds, but it just wasn’t Surrey-al enough.
• Why did the otter cross the River Wey? To prove he wasn’t Guildford of anything.
• What do you call a Surrey badger that’s a stand-up comedian? A burrow-lesque performer.
• That new restaurant in Ewell is amazing; it’s a real eat-opia.
• I’m reading a book about Surrey’s history; it’s a real page-Turner.
• Why did the Surrey bat join the circus? Because he wanted to learn tra-peeze.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo in Surrey? Pouch potato.
• I’m Surrey you are on the edge of your seat waiting for the next joke.
• I saw a snail racing a tortoise through Surrey. It was a slow Epsom.
• The Surrey weather is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get in Guildford.
• Why did the Surrey fox start a delivery service? It promised fast and foxy service in Farnham.
• Two Surrey slugs are racing. One says to the other, “Lettuce get going!”
• I tried to start a band in Surrey, but it was hard to find musicians who weren’t a little Wey-ard.
• What do you call a Surrey fairy with a sweet tooth? A Guildford-y pleasure seeker.
• Why did the Roman refuse to settle in Surrey? He said it was too Woking-class.

Surrey History Puns: A Blast from the Past

Delve into “Surrey Puns and Jokes” and unearth “Surrey History Puns: A Blast from the Past!” This collection cleverly weaves historical facts with witty wordplay. Expect puns about Guildford’s past and jokes about famous Surrey figures. It’s a fun, lighthearted way to learn local history, guaranteed to elicit chuckles and…

• I tried to write a historical play about Surrey, but it was too Woking progress.
• Why did the historian visit Guildford? He wanted to dig up some buried treasure in the Surrey-al past.
• My attempts to start a historical reenactment group in Surrey were a Reigate failure.
• What did Henry VIII say when he visited Hampton Court Palace? “This place is fit for a sovereign!”
• I’m writing a book about Surrey’s lost villages, but it’s hard to find any trace, they appear to be Godalming.
• Why did the historian bring a ladder to Runnymede? He wanted to reach new historical heights.
• I tried to make a joke about Brooklands Museum, but it was too plane.
• What’s a medieval Surrey knight’s favorite weapon? A Morning Star!
• The new historical exhibit on the Magna Carta is really Runnymede-ating.
• Why did the Roman soldier get lost in Surrey? He couldn’t find his bearings in Staines.
• I saw a ghost haunting Guildford Castle. It was a real haunt-ingdon estate.
• Why did the archeologist go to Surrey? He heard there was a lot of history to uncover, it was a real page-Turner.
• I’m reading a book about Surrey’s history; it’s a real page-Turner.
• I tried to write a historical novel set in Surrey, but it was too Woking for me.
• The new historical exhibit is a real Farnham-tastic experience.