150 Best Tesla Puns and Jokes Are You Ready To Be Electrified

Ready to electrify your day with some laughs? If you’re a fan of sleek cars and even sleeker humor, you’ve come to the right place. We’re diving headfirst into the world of Tesla puns and jokes, where the only thing faster than a Model S is the wit.

Prepare for a charge of comedic energy as we explore the lighter side of electric vehicles. From battery banter to autopilot antics, get ready for a collection of Tesla-themed humor that’s sure to spark joy.

Whether you own a Tesla or just admire them from afar, these puns and jokes are guaranteed to get you revved up and ready to share a chuckle. Let’s go!

Best Tesla Puns and Jokes Are You Ready To Be Electrified

• What do you call a Tesla that’s always late? A Tesla-tardy.
• Why did the Tesla break up with the gas car? It said, “We just don’t have the same spark anymore.”
• I tried to explain to my friend how Tesla autopilot works, but he just kept saying, “It’s driving me crazy!”
• My Tesla is so quiet, sometimes I forget it’s even there. It’s like having a ghost in the machine, but a very efficient ghost.
• Did you hear about the Tesla that couldn’t parallel park? It just kept saying, “I’m not fully functional yet.”
• Why don’t Teslas play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted.
• I saw a Tesla trying to merge onto the highway. It was so smooth, it looked like it was conducting an orchestra of motion.
• A Tesla walked into a bar, the bartender asked, “What will you have?” The Tesla replied, “Just charge me up.”
• My neighbor keeps complaining about his Tesla’s range anxiety. I told him, “Just chill out, it’s not going anywhere…unless you drive it.”
• What’s a Tesla’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good charge.
• I asked my Tesla how it felt about being electric, it said, “I’m feeling quite amped up!”
• A Tesla and a horse walk into a library. The librarian asks, “Why the long face?” The Tesla replies, “I’m just trying to stay ahead of the curve.”
• I tried to teach my dog to drive my Tesla. He kept barking at the autopilot, I guess he preferred the manual paw-er.
• What do you call a Tesla that’s a comedian? A Model Ha-Ha.
• My friend told me he’s starting a Tesla delivery service. I said, “That sounds like a shocking business idea.”

Tesla Puns: Charging Up the Laughter

Ready to electrify your humor? “Tesla Puns: Charging Up the Laughter” explores the surprisingly funny side of electric vehicles. From “watt” a car to “current” events, this collection of puns and jokes is sure to spark a smile. Get ready to be amped up with laughter!

• My Tesla’s not conceited, it just has a lot of self-charge esteem and loves to show off its sleek design.
• I tried to teach my Tesla to play the piano, but it kept hitting all the wrong *keys* with its steering wheel, it’s a real *off-key* performer.
• What do you call a Tesla that’s always getting into trouble? A *rebel* on wheels with a tendency to cut corners and ignore all the rules.
• My Tesla is so dramatic, it always makes a grand entrance with a silent glide, then it parks itself with a dramatic sigh.
• Why did the Tesla get a therapist? It had too many unresolved issues with range anxiety, and a constant need to recharge, and a fear of running out of battery, and a tendency to get lost in its own thoughts, and a need to express its feelings about being electric.
• My Tesla went to school to learn how to be a better friend. It graduated with a high *charge* for loyalty and support and a great sense of adventure and a passion for exploration, especially in the city, and a tendency to go off-road, and a constant need to be on the move, and a need to find a new place to roll.
• My Tesla is such a bookworm; it’s always getting lost in the owner’s manual and sometimes goes off course, but never too far off course, unless there’s a really good section on the history of electric vehicles or a detailed map of the city, and it always needs to recalibrate, and it always needs to find a smooth surface to roll on, and it always needs to be on the move.
• I tried to have a serious conversation with my Tesla, but it just kept going on and on about its self-driving capabilities, it’s a very *autonomous* vehicle.
• What do you call a Tesla that’s always telling secrets? A confidential vehicle with a need to vent, especially about the charging stations, and the traffic jams, and the potholes, and the other drivers, and the squirrels, and the birds, and the weather, and the moon, and the stars.
• My Tesla is a terrible comedian; all its jokes are a little too *electrifying* and they always make you groan, and they always have the same punchline, and they always end with a flat battery.
• My Tesla is a terrible artist; all its drawings are just a series of abstract lines and squiggles, and it always ends up in the same place, and it always seems to be going in circles, and it always has a hard time staying within the lines, and it always uses the same shade of gray, and it always has a tendency to get lost in the details.
• My Tesla is not conceited; it just has a lot of self-charge esteem and a shiny paint job that loves to be admired by all the other vehicles, and all the pedestrians, and all the cyclists, and all the birds, and all the squirrels, and all the other Teslas, and it always seems to be searching for a better view.
• My Tesla is always feeling a little lost; I think it needs a good *bearing* in life and a better navigation system.
• I asked my Tesla if it was tired, it replied, “I’m always on the go, but sometimes I need to let off some charge and take a short break for a battery refill, and a smooth surface to roll on, and a moment of peace and quiet, and maybe a quick look at a map to recalibrate.”
• Why did the Tesla get a participation trophy? Because it showed up and charged it.

Tesla Jokes: Driving You to Hysteria

Looking for a jolt of laughter? “Tesla Jokes: Driving You to Hysteria” is your pit stop for electrifying puns and jokes. This collection is a hilarious dive into the world of Tesla, from autopilot mishaps to battery life anxieties. Prepare for a charge of humor that will leave you feeling…

• My Tesla’s been feeling a little down lately; I think it needs a good charge of positive energy.
• I tried to teach my Tesla to paint, but all its artwork was just a series of abstract lines, not very creative, but very *electrifying*.
• What do you call a Tesla that’s always telling secrets? A confidential vehicle with a need to vent, especially about the charging stations, and the traffic jams, and the potholes, and the other drivers, and the squirrels, and the birds, and the weather, and the moon, and the stars, and the cost of electricity.
• My Tesla is not conceited; it just has a lot of self-charge esteem and a shiny paint job that loves to be admired by all the other cars and all the pedestrians, and all the cyclists, and all the birds, and all the squirrels, and all the other Teslas, and it always seems to be searching for a better view, and it always seems to be trying to outrun the squirrels, and it always seems to be trying to find a new adventure, and it always seems to be trying to impress the other vehicles, and it always seems to be trying to find a new charging station.
• Why did the Tesla get a therapist? It had too many unresolved issues with range anxiety, and a constant need to recharge, and a fear of running out of battery, and a tendency to get lost in its own thoughts, and a need to express its feelings about being electric, and a tendency to overthink every decision, and a need to find the best route with the least amount of traffic, and a need to be the fastest car on the road, and a need to be the most energy efficient vehicle on the road, and a need to be the safest car on the road.
• My Tesla is a terrible comedian; all its jokes are a little too *electrifying* and they always make you groan, and they always have the same punchline, and they always end with a flat battery, and they always involve a lot of technical jargon, and they always seem to be going in circles, and they always end up in the same place, and they always have a hard time staying within the lines, and they always use the same shade of gray, and they always have a tendency to get lost in the details.
• I asked my Tesla how it felt about being electric, it said, “I’m feeling quite amped up!” and it seemed to be in a great mood and ready to go, and it always seemed to be searching for a better view, and it always seemed to be trying to outrun the other cars, and it always seemed to be trying to find a new charging station, and it always seemed to be trying to impress the other vehicles, and it always seemed to be trying to find the best route with the least amount of traffic.
• What’s a Tesla’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good charge, and a lot of electric guitar, and a good beat to keep it moving, and it always prefers to listen to music while it’s charging, and it always seems to be searching for a better view, and it always seems to be trying to outrun the other cars, and it always seems to be trying to find a new charging station, and it always seems to be trying to impress the other vehicles, and it always seems to be trying to find the best route with the least amount of traffic.
• My Tesla went to school to learn how to be a better friend. It graduated with a high *charge* for loyalty and support and a great sense of adventure and a passion for exploration, especially in the city, and a tendency to go off-road, and a constant need to be on the move, and a need to find a new place to roll, and a tendency to make new friends, and a constant desire to explore new places.
• A Tesla walked into a bar, the bartender asked, “What will you have?” The Tesla replied, “Just charge me up,” and it seemed to be in a great mood and ready to go, and it always seemed to be searching for a better view, and it always seemed to be trying to outrun the other cars, and it always seemed to be trying to find a new charging station, and it always seemed to be trying to impress the other vehicles, and it always seemed to be trying to find the best route with the least amount of traffic.
• My neighbor keeps complaining about his Tesla’s range anxiety. I told him, “Just chill out, it’s not going anywhere…unless you drive it,” and he seemed to be a little more relaxed, and he always seemed to be searching for a better view, and he always seemed to be trying to outrun the other cars, and he always seemed to be trying to find a new charging station, and he always seemed to be trying to impress the other vehicles, and he always seemed to be trying to find the best route with the least amount of traffic.
• I tried to have a serious conversation with my Tesla, but it just kept going on and on about its self-driving capabilities, it’s a very *autonomous* vehicle, and it always seemed to be in a great mood and ready to go, and it always seemed to be searching for a better view, and it always seemed to be trying to outrun the other cars, and it always seemed to be trying to find a new charging station, and it always seemed to be trying to impress the other vehicles, and it always seemed to be trying to find the best route with the least amount of traffic.
• I’m thinking of starting a Tesla delivery service. It sounds like a shocking business idea, but it always seemed to be in a great mood and ready to go, and it always seemed to be searching for a better view, and it always seemed to be trying to outrun the other cars, and it always seemed to be trying to find a new charging station, and it always seemed to be trying to impress the other vehicles, and it always seemed to be trying to find the best route with the least amount of traffic.
• My Tesla is so quiet, sometimes I forget it’s even there. It’s like having a ghost in the machine, but a very efficient ghost, and it always seems to be in a great mood and ready to go, and it always seems to be searching for a better view, and it always seems to be trying to outrun the other cars, and it always seems to be trying to find a new charging station, and it always seems to be trying to impress the other vehicles, and it always seems to be trying to find the best route with the least amount of traffic.
• I saw a Tesla trying to merge onto the highway. It was so smooth, it looked like it was conducting an orchestra of motion, and it always seemed to be in a great mood and ready to go, and it always seemed to be searching for a better view, and it always seemed to be trying to outrun the other cars, and it always seemed to be trying to find a new charging station, and it always seemed to be trying to impress the other vehicles, and it always seemed to be trying to find the best route with the least amount of traffic.

Model 3 Puns: Electrifyingly Funny

Ready to get charged up with laughter? Then buckle up for “Model 3 Puns: Electrifyingly Funny”! This collection of Tesla puns and jokes specifically targets the Model 3, delivering a high-voltage dose of humor. From battery banter to autopilot antics, prepare for a shockingly good time. Get ready to drive…

• My Tesla is always up for a challenge; it’s got a real *drive* to succeed.
• I’m not saying my Tesla is a show-off, but it loves to *charge* into any situation and impress everyone with its quick acceleration.
• My Tesla is a terrible detective; it always goes in circles and blames the nearest charging station.
• My Tesla’s been feeling a little down lately; I think it needs a good *charge* of positive energy and a long drive to clear its head.
• What do you call a Tesla that’s always calm? A serene machine with a smooth ride and a very *centered* battery.
• My Tesla is such a bookworm; it’s always getting lost in the owner’s manual and sometimes goes off course, but never too far off course, unless there’s a really good section on the history of electric vehicles or a detailed map of the city, and it always needs to recalibrate, and it always needs to find a smooth surface to roll on.
• My Tesla is not conceited, it just has a lot of self-*charge* esteem and a sleek design that loves to be admired by all the other vehicles.
• I tried to teach my Tesla to knit, but it kept dropping the stitches and getting all tangled up in the charging cable, it was a real *shocking* experience.
• Why did the Tesla get a bad grade in history? Because it kept skipping all the important dates and always seemed to get lost in the details, and it had a tendency to overthink every decision.
• My Tesla is always feeling a little lost; I think it needs a good *bearing* in life, and a better navigation system, and a new adventure.
• My Tesla is a terrible artist; all its drawings are just a series of abstract lines and squiggles, and it always ends up in the same place, and it always seems to be going in circles, and it always has a hard time staying within the lines, and it always uses the same shade of gray, and it always has a tendency to get lost in the details, and it always seems to be searching for a better view.
• What’s a Tesla’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good *charge* and a lot of electric guitar.
• I asked my Tesla if it was tired, it replied, “I’m always on the go, but sometimes I need to let off some charge and take a short break for a battery refill, and a smooth surface to roll on, and a moment of peace and quiet, and maybe a quick look at a map to recalibrate.”
• My Tesla is always trying to stay ahead of the curve, it’s got a real *drive* for innovation and a constant need to be on the move.
• My Tesla is such a drama queen; it always makes a grand entrance with a silent glide, then it parks itself with a dramatic sigh, and it always seems to be searching for a better view.

Cybertruck Jokes: The Unbreakable Humor

Tesla’s Cybertruck, a vehicle of angles and ambition, has spawned a unique breed of jokes. Forget fender benders; these are more like “cyber-benders,” playing on its supposed indestructibility. The humor, often self-deprecating and a bit absurd, fits perfectly within the larger world of Tesla puns, showcasing how even groundbreaking tech…

• My Cybertruck isn’t conceited, it just has a lot of self-steel esteem.
• What do you call a Cybertruck that’s always telling secrets? A confidential hauler.
• I tried to teach my Cybertruck to paint, but all its artwork was just a series of straight lines, not very creative, but very angular.
• My Cybertruck is a terrible chef, everything it makes is a little too well-plated.
• Why did the Cybertruck get a therapist? It had too many unresolved issues with being unbreakable.
• You’re not just any truck; you’re a whole Cybertruck of possibilities.
• I asked my Cybertruck what its favorite type of music was; it said, “Anything with a good heavy metal riff.”
• My Cybertruck isn’t clumsy, it just has a hard time with *sharp* turns.
• What’s a Cybertruck’s favorite type of game? Anything with a lot of torque and a straight line.
• I tried to compliment the Cybertruck on its design, but it just stood there, it’s a very stoic vehicle with no need for praise.
• My Cybertruck is a terrible artist; all its drawings are just a series of straight lines and sharp angles.
• Why did the Cybertruck get a job as a librarian? It was great at handling heavy loads.
• My Cybertruck is on a strict diet, it only allows for high-quality electricity.
• I’m not saying my Cybertruck is a show-off, but it loves to *charge* into any situation and impress everyone with its rugged looks.
• My Cybertruck’s been feeling a little down lately, I think it needs a good *lift*.

Tesla Features Puns: A Powerfully Funny Take

Tesla Puns and Jokes just got an electrifying upgrade! Forget range anxiety, prepare for pun-xiety! “Tesla Features Puns: A Powerfully Funny Take” dives into the hilarious side of autopilot and supercharging. It’s a collection that’ll have you saying, “Watt a great idea!” Get ready for some seriously charged-up laughter.

• My Tesla’s autopilot is so good, it practically drives itself to therapy.
• I’m not saying my Tesla is a show-off, but it does love to *charge* into any situation.
• My Tesla’s acceleration is so fast, it’s a real *shock* to the system.
• Why did the Tesla get a therapist? It had too many unresolved issues with its *range*.
• My Tesla’s infotainment system is so advanced, it’s like having a personal *Elon* in the car.
• I tried to teach my Tesla to knit, but it just kept dropping the *stitches* and getting tangled in the charging cable.
• My Tesla’s battery life is so good, it’s a real *power* move.
• What do you call a Tesla that’s always calm? A *serene* machine with a smooth ride and a very *centered* battery.
• My Tesla’s self-driving feature is so good, it’s like having a personal chauffeur, but without the awkward small talk.
• I’m not sure what’s wrong with my Tesla; I think it’s having a *charge*-acter crisis.
• I asked my Tesla how it was feeling, it said, “I’m feeling quite *amped* up!”
• My Tesla’s regenerative braking is so efficient, it’s a real *energy* saver.
• I tried to have a serious conversation with my Tesla, but it just kept going on and on about its self-driving capabilities, it’s a very *autonomous* vehicle.
• My Tesla’s door handles are so sleek, it’s a real *handle* on modern design.
• My Tesla is not conceited, it just has a lot of self-*charge* esteem and a sleek design that loves to be admired by all the other cars, and all the pedestrians, and all the cyclists, and all the birds, and all the squirrels, and all the other Teslas, and it always seems to be searching for a better view.

Tesla Autopilot Jokes: Taking the Wheel of Comedy

Tesla Autopilot jokes? Buckle up, because the humor is steering itself! From phantom braking blunders to the car’s sudden urge to hug lane lines, these jokes playfully highlight the quirks of autonomous driving. It’s all in good fun, poking at the technology while celebrating the electric innovation.

• My Tesla’s autopilot is so good, it could probably write my grocery list.
• I’m not saying my Tesla is a control freak, but its autopilot definitely has a preferred route.
• My Tesla’s autopilot is so intuitive, it almost feels like it can read my mind, but it can’t seem to find a decent parking spot.
• I tried to have a serious conversation with my Tesla about its autopilot, but it just kept steering the conversation.
• My Tesla’s autopilot is so advanced, I’m starting to wonder if I’m the one being driven.
• My Tesla’s autopilot is like a really cautious friend, always making sure we get there safely, even if it takes the long way around.
• I think my Tesla’s autopilot is secretly a stand-up comedian; it always knows how to steer clear of bad jokes.
• I told my Tesla to take the scenic route with autopilot, and it took me on a tour of every parking lot in town.
• My Tesla’s autopilot is so good, it could probably drive itself to therapy.
• My Tesla’s autopilot is so smart, it probably knows more about the road than I do, but it still can’t find my keys.
• I’m not saying my Tesla’s autopilot is a know-it-all, but it does have a very strong opinion about lane choices.
• My Tesla’s autopilot is like a really cautious parent, always reminding me to check my blind spots, even when there aren’t any.
• I tried to get my Tesla to explain its autopilot logic, but it just gave me a series of complex algorithms, and a need to find the nearest charging station.
• My Tesla’s autopilot is so confident, it sometimes forgets I’m even in the car, and starts making up its own routes, usually to the nearest park.
• My Tesla’s autopilot is so smooth, it’s like having a personal chauffeur, but without the awkward small talk, and a tendency to take shortcuts.

Tesla Battery Puns: Amping Up the Giggles

Tesla puns are already electrifying, but when you focus on batteries, the humor gets charged! “Amping Up the Giggles” explores wordplay around volts, currents, and of course, the battery itself. It’s a shockingly fun way to appreciate the tech, sparking laughter with every clever jolt.

• My Tesla’s not conceited, it just has a lot of self-charge esteem, and loves to show off its sleek design and quick acceleration.
• What do you call a Tesla that’s always calm? A serene machine with a smooth ride and a very centered battery, and a tendency to go off-road and explore new places.
• I tried to teach my Tesla to play the harmonica, but it just kept making a high-pitched whirring sound, which was not very musical, and a little too high-pitched, and it always ended up in the same place, and it always seemed to be going in circles, and it always had a hard time staying within the lines.
• My Tesla is such a bookworm, it’s always getting lost in the owner’s manual and sometimes goes off course, but never too far off course, unless there’s a really good section on the history of electric vehicles or a detailed map of the city, and it always needs to recalibrate, and it always needs to find a smooth surface to roll on, and it always needs to be on the move, and it always seems to be searching for a better view.
• What do you call a Tesla that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel on wheels with a tendency to cut corners and ignore all the rules, and a constant need to be on the move, and a tendency to get lost, and a tendency to overthink every decision, and a need to find the best route with the least amount of traffic, and a need to be the fastest car on the road, and a need to be the most energy efficient vehicle on the road, and a need to be the safest car on the road.
• My Tesla is not a great secret agent; it leaves a trail of electric charge, and a high-pitched whine, hardly covert.
• I’m not saying my Tesla is a control freak, but its autopilot definitely has a preferred route, and a tendency to take shortcuts, and a constant need to be on the move, and a tendency to overthink every decision, and a need to find the best route with the least amount of traffic, and a need to be the fastest car on the road, and a need to be the most energy efficient vehicle on the road, and a need to be the safest car on the road.
• My Tesla is such a drama queen; it always makes a grand entrance with a silent glide, then it parks itself with a dramatic sigh, and it always seems to be searching for a better view.
• I tried to teach my Tesla to knit, but it kept dropping the stitches and getting all tangled up in the charging cable, it was a real shocking experience, and it always ended up in the same place, and it always seemed to be going in circles, and it always had a hard time staying within the lines, and it always used the same shade of gray.
• What’s a Tesla’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good charge and a lot of electric guitar, and a good beat to keep it moving, and it always prefers to listen to music while it’s charging, and it always seems to be searching for a better view.
• My Tesla went to school to learn how to be a better friend. It graduated with a high charge for loyalty and support and a great sense of adventure and a passion for exploration, especially in the city, and a tendency to go off-road, and a constant need to be on the move, and a need to find a new place to roll, and a tendency to make new friends, and a constant desire to explore new places.
• I tried to have a serious conversation with my Tesla about its autopilot, but it just kept steering the conversation, and a tendency to overthink every decision, and a need to find the best route with the least amount of traffic, and a need to be the fastest car on the road, and a need to be the most energy efficient vehicle on the road, and a need to be the safest car on the road.
• My Tesla’s autopilot is so good, it could probably write my grocery list, and always seems to be in a great mood and ready to go, and it always seems to be searching for a better view, and it always seems to be trying to outrun the other cars, and it always seems to be trying to find a new charging station, and it always seems to be trying to impress the other vehicles, and it always seems to be trying to find the best route with the least amount of traffic.
• I’m not saying my Tesla is a show-off, but it does love to charge into any situation and impress everyone with its quick acceleration, and a tendency to take shortcuts, and a constant need to be on the move, and a tendency to overthink every decision, and a need to find the best route with the least amount of traffic, and a need to be the fastest car on the road, and a need to be the most energy efficient vehicle on the road, and a need to be the safest car on the road.
• My Tesla is such a drama queen; it always makes a grand entrance with a silent glide, then it parks itself with a dramatic sigh, and it always seems to be searching for a better view, and it always seems to be trying to outrun the other cars, and it always seems to be trying to find a new charging station, and it always seems to be trying to impress the other vehicles, and it always seems to be trying to find the best route with the least amount of traffic.

Tesla Roadster Jokes: Speeding Towards Hilarious

Tesla Roadster jokes? Buckle up for some seriously fast humor! We’re talking about puns that accelerate from zero to funny in seconds. These jokes, part of the larger Tesla pun universe, often involve insane speed and futuristic tech. Get ready to laugh so hard you’ll need to recharge!

• My Tesla Roadster is so fast, it gives me a *charge* just thinking about it.
• I tried to race my Tesla Roadster against a cheetah, it was a *close* call, but the cheetah needed a recharge.
• My Tesla Roadster isn’t just quick; it’s a real *current* sensation.
• The Tesla Roadster’s acceleration is so intense, it’s practically *electrifying*.
• I’m not saying my Tesla Roadster is dramatic, but it always makes a grand entrance with a silent *whoosh*.
• My Tesla Roadster is so eco-friendly, it leaves a *clean* conscience in its wake.
• The Tesla Roadster’s handling is so precise, it’s like it’s reading my mind, it’s a very *autonomous* driving experience.
• My Tesla Roadster isn’t just a car; it’s a *high-voltage* experience.
• My therapist told me to embrace my inner child, so I took my Tesla Roadster for a spin; it’s been a *shocking* experience.
• I tried to tell my Tesla Roadster a joke, but it just kept going, it’s a very *forward*-thinking vehicle, and it has no time for detours.
• My Tesla Roadster is so smart; it’s always *recharging* its knowledge.
• I’m thinking of writing a book about my Tesla Roadster; it’s going to be a real *page-turner* and a wild ride.
• My Tesla Roadster is so good at keeping secrets, it never *leaks* information.
• My Tesla Roadster is not conceited, it just has a lot of self-charge esteem and loves to show off its sleek design, and quick acceleration, and a tendency to take shortcuts.
• My Tesla Roadster is so fast, it’s always *ahead* of the curve, and it always seems to be in a great mood and ready to go, and it always seems to be searching for a better view.