150 Best Train Puns and Jokes for Kids All Aboard the Laughter Express

All aboard for a fun ride! Are your kids chugging along with boredom? Then it’s time to inject some laughter with the power of trains! We’ve got a hilarious collection of train puns and jokes that are guaranteed to get them on the right track to giggles.

Get ready for side-splitting, kid-friendly humor! From silly steam engine scenarios to witty wagon wisecracks, these train puns and jokes are perfect for car rides, bedtime stories, or just a good old-fashioned laugh session. Let the choo-choo chuckles begin!

Best Train Puns and Jokes for Kids All Aboard the Laughter Express

• What do you call a train that sneezes? A choo-choo train!
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired of being on the train tracks.
• I tried to catch the train, but it was too fast. I guess I’m just not loco-motive-ated!
• What’s a train’s favorite drink? Loca-cola!
• My friend said he was going to build a train out of cheese. I thought that was a bit cheesy.
• Why don’t trains ever win at hide-and-seek? Because they always leave tracks!
• Did you hear about the train that went to school? It was on the right track to becoming a smart engine.
• I asked a train for advice, and it said, “Just keep chugging along!”
• What do you call a train that likes to eat? A chew-chew train!
• A train conductor was feeling down, so his friend told him to get a grip!
• What’s a train’s favorite game? Iron-and-seek!
• The train was feeling blue, so it took a vacation. It needed to get back on track.
• Where do trains go to dance? The rail-road disco!
• A train went to see a movie about space. It said it was out of this world.
• Why did the train get a promotion? Because it had outstanding performance on the rails!

Choo-Choo Choose: Hilarious Train Puns for Kids

Looking for a fun way to get your kids giggling? “Choo-Choo Choose” is the perfect addition to any collection of train puns and jokes. It’s packed with silly, kid-friendly wordplay that’ll have them saying “all aboard” for more. Get ready for some laugh-out-loud moments!

• Why did the train get a new job at the bakery? Because it was great at making locomotion-rolls.
• What’s a train’s favorite type of story? One with a really good plot and a few twists and turns.
• I tried to tell a joke about a train, but it just kept going off the rails, I guess it was a little loco-motive.
• The train was feeling blue, so it took a vacation. It needed to get back on track.
• What do you call a train that only eats vegetables? A chew-chew train.
• Why did the toy train get a ticket? It was always going off the rails and not following the track rules.
• The train was always so helpful, it really knew how to keep things on the right track.
• I tried to make a joke about a train, but it just wouldn’t take off, I guess it just wasn’t a-track-tive.
• What’s a train’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat.
• The train conductor was having a bad day, he said he was feeling a little derailed.
• I tried to write a song about my car, but it kept stalling.
• What do you call a train that sneezes? A choo-choo!
• Why did the train go to school? To improve its engine-uity!
• My train is so fast, it’s locomotivating me to go places.
• A train went to see a movie about space, it said it was out of this world.

All Aboard for Laughs: Train Jokes That Will Steam You Up

Get ready for a fun ride! “All Aboard for Laughs” is packed with train jokes perfect for kids. These aren’t your typical boring jokes; they’re clever puns and silly one-liners that will have everyone giggling. It’s a great way to make learning about trains extra fun!

• What do you call a train that’s always telling jokes? A pun-choo-al comedian.
• I’m trying to get my train of thought back on the right track.
• Why did the train get a new job at the library? He was great at keeping things on the right track.
• My train is so fast, it’s locomotivating me to go places.
• This train ride is really driving me to new heights of relaxation.
• I tried to make a joke about a train, but it just wouldn’t take off; I guess it just wasn’t a-track-tive.
• The toy train was feeling under the weather. He said he was having a loco-motive problem.
• What do you call a train that only eats vegetables? A chew-chew train.
• I heard the train conductor was having a bad day, he said he was feeling a little derailed.
• Why did the toy train get a ticket? It was always going off the rails.
• I’m trying to get my train of thought back on the right track.
• What’s a train’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat.
• I tried to make a joke about a train, but it was going off the rails.
• Why did the train get a new job at the bakery? Because it was great at making wheelie good bread.
• My attempt at a train joke was a bit off track, it didn’t quite make the station.

Loco-motion Laughter: Funny Train Puns About Travel

Get ready for giggles with “Loco-motion Laughter”! This book is packed with silly train puns and jokes perfect for kids who love choo-choos. From “rail-y” funny situations to “track-tical” humor, it’s a journey of laughter. Prepare for some serious kid-friendly, train-themed fun!

• What do you call a train that’s always telling jokes? A pun-choo-al comedian.
• I tried to make a joke about a train, but it just wouldn’t take off, I guess it just wasn’t a-track-tive.
• Why did the train get a ticket? It was always going off the rails.
• A train went to see a movie about space. It said it was out of this world.
• What’s a train’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat.
• The train was always so punctual, it really knew how to keep on track.
• I tried to make a joke about a train, but it just kept going off the rails.
• Why did the toy train get a ticket? It was always going off the rails.
• A train conductor was feeling down, so his friend told him to get a grip!
• What’s a train’s favorite type of story? One with a really good plot and a few twists and turns.
• My train is so fast, it’s locomotivating me to go places.
• Why did the train get a new paint job? It wanted to have a fresh coat of locomotion.
• I heard the train was feeling a bit tired, it said it needed to take a little break, a track-nap.
• A train went to see a movie about space, it said it was out of this world.
• Why did the train get a new job at the bakery? Because it was great at making wheelie good bread.

Track-tastic Teasing: Train Jokes for Little Engineers

Get ready for a giggle-filled journey with “Track-tastic Teasing”! This collection of train jokes is perfect for little engineers who love a good laugh. From puns about locomotives to silly scenarios on the tracks, these jokes will keep kids entertained and engaged, making learning about trains even more fun.

• I’m not sure what’s more exciting, the train ride or the adventure at the destination, both are on a similar track.
• A train was feeling down, so his friend told him to just get back on track.
• My toy train is always so helpful, it really knows how to keep things on the right track.
• The train was always so punctual, it really knew how to keep on track, it had a great sense of timing.
• I tried to make a joke about a train, but it just wouldn’t take off, I guess it just wasn’t a-track-tive.
• Why did the train get a new job at the library? It was great at keeping things on the right track, and had a lot of book-smarts.
• The train said he was excited to go to the party, he was really looking forward to a loco-motive time.
• I tried to explain the benefits of travelling by train, but it was a bit of a lengthy process.
• The train was feeling a bit blue, so it took a vacation. It needed to get back on track.
• What’s a train’s favorite type of book? Any story with a good plot and a few twists and turns.
• My attempt at a train joke was a bit off track, it didn’t quite make the station.
• I tried to write a song about my car, but it kept stalling, I think a train song would have been better.
• The train was always so helpful; it really knew how to keep things on the right track.
• My friend tried to make a train out of cheese, I told him that was a bit cheesy.
• I tried to make a joke about a train, but it just wouldn’t take off, I guess it wasn’t a-track-tive enough.

Railly Good Giggles: Train Puns That Are On The Right Track

Need a giggle? “Railly Good Giggles” is your ticket to fun! This book is packed with train puns perfect for kids. From “loco-motives” to “track-tastic” jokes, it’s guaranteed to get everyone on board with laughter. Prepare for a chug-chugging good time!

• What do you call a train that’s always telling secrets? A *whisper*-locomotive.
• Why did the train get a new job at the bakery? Because it was great at making *roll*-ing pins.
• I tried to tell a joke about a train, but it just wouldn’t *take off*. I guess it wasn’t a-track-tive enough.
• What’s a train’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good *rail*-beat.
• The train was feeling a little blue, so it took a vacation. It needed to get back on *track*.
• Why did the train get a ticket? It was always going off the rails, it was a bit *track*-less.
• My attempt at a train joke was a bit off-track, it didn’t quite make the station.
• What do you call a train that only eats vegetables? A chew-chew train.
• Why was the train always so calm? It knew how to keep things on the right *track*.
• I asked the train for advice, and it said, “Just keep chugging along!”
• Why did the train get a job at the library? It was great at keeping things on the right *track*, and had a lot of book-smarts.
• The train was feeling a bit tired; it was time for a *re-tire*-ment.
• I’m trying to get my train of thought back on the right track.
• This train ride is really driving me to new heights of relaxation. It’s been a *wheelie* good time.
• Why did the train go to school? To improve its *engine*-uity!

Puffing with Puns: Train Humor to Get Kids Rolling

Get ready for giggles with “Puffing with Puns”! This book is packed with train jokes and puns perfect for kids. From locomotive laughs to track-tastic humor, it’s designed to get young ones rolling with laughter. It’s a fun way to introduce wordplay and make learning about trains even more enjoyable.

• Why did the train bring a ladder to the school? It heard the learning was on a higher track.
• The train was feeling under the weather, he said he needed to get his steam checked.
• What do you call a train that’s always telling jokes? A pun-choo-al comedian.
• The train was trying to learn a new language, but he said he had trouble with the loco-motive.
• I tried to make a joke about a train, but it was a bit too *off track*.
• Why did the train get a new job at the bakery? He was great at making *rolling* pins.
• The train was always so good at giving directions, it knew how to keep things on the right *track*.
• What’s a train’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good *rail* beat.
• The train was feeling a little blue, so he decided to take a vacation. It needed to get back on *track*.
• My train wanted to see a movie about outer space, he said it was out of this world.
• I tried to explain the water cycle to my toy train but he was just going with the flow.
• What do you call a train that only eats vegetables? A chew-chew train.
• Why did the train get a ticket? It was always going off the rails.
• I tried to make a joke about a train, but it just wouldn’t *take off*.
• The train was feeling tired; he said he needed to take a *track* nap.

Destination: Delight: Train Jokes to Make Kids Smile

Looking for a ticket to laughter? “Destination: Delight” is your express pass! This book is packed with train puns and jokes perfect for kids. Forget boring travel; these silly quips will have them giggling all the way. It’s the ideal companion for any journey, turning grumpy faces into beaming smiles.

• Why did the little train get a time out? It was always playing with the *track-tion* control.
• What do you call a train that’s a really good detective? An *investi-choo-choo*.
• I tried to tell a joke about a train station, but it had too many *depart-ures*.
• The train was feeling blue, so his friend told him to stop being so *loco*-motive and have some fun.
• What’s a train’s favorite type of book? One with a really good *plot-form*.
• I asked the train if it was tired, it said “Not really, I’m just trying to keep up the *pace*.”
• Why did the train get a new job at the bakery? Because it was great at making things roll.
• The train was trying to learn a new magic trick, but said it kept getting *derailed* by the instructions.
• What do you call a train that loves to tell secrets? A *whisper*-locomotive.
• I tried to make a model train, but it was a *real* *head-on collision* of a project.
• Why did the train bring a ladder to the school? It heard the learning was on a higher track.
• What do you call a train that’s always in a hurry? A fast-track.
• The train was always so good at giving directions, it knew how to keep things on the right *track*.
• The train said he was excited to go to the party, he was really looking forward to a loco-motive time.
• I’m not sure what’s more exciting, the train ride or the adventure at the destination, both are on a similar track.

Engineer’s Entertainment: Train Puns and Wordplay for Kids

Looking for a fun way to make learning about trains even more engaging? “Engineer’s Entertainment” adds a delightful twist to “Train Puns and Jokes for Kids”! It’s packed with clever wordplay and puns, perfect for budding engineers and giggling kids. Get ready for a trainload of laughs!

• A train conductor’s favorite game is always a loco-motion activity.
• What do you call a train that’s always bragging? A real choo-choo show-off.
• I tried to make a joke about a steam engine, but it was too much pressure.
• Why did the train get a bad grade in history? It was always dwelling in the past tracks.
• A train was feeling under the weather, so it went to see the engine-eer.
• What’s a train’s favorite type of sandwich? A sub-way.
• I tried to teach my dog how to drive a train, but he kept going off the rails.
• Why was the train so good at school? It was a real fast-track learner.
• A train was trying to write a novel, but it kept getting writer’s block.
• What do you call a train that’s always telling jokes? A pun-choo-al comedian.
• I told my friend a joke about a runaway train, but he didn’t get it, it was a bit off track.
• Why did the train bring a ladder to the party? It heard the refreshments were on a higher level.
• What do you call a train that loves to sing? A loco-motion star.
• The train was terrible at hide and seek, it always left too many tracks.
• A train was feeling blue, so his friend told him to stop being so loco-motive and have some fun.