150 Best Transportation Puns and Jokes Kids Will Drive Wild Over

Ready to get your giggle gears turning? We’ve got a full tank of hilarious transportation puns and jokes for kids that are guaranteed to drive you wild with laughter! From cars to planes and everything in between, prepare for a journey into the silly side of getting around.

These transportation jokes are perfect for road trips, waiting rooms, or just a dose of silly fun at home. Get ready to share some knee-slapping, pun-tastic moments with your little ones as we explore the world of funny vehicles.

Best Transportation Puns and Jokes Kids Will Drive Wild Over

• What do you call a sad strawberry in a car? A traffic jam!
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
• My car told me it needed a break. I said, “Okay, but don’t drive me crazy!”
• How does a train hear? With its engineer!
• I tried to explain to my car why I was late, but it just didn’t seem to get the fuel-ing.
• What’s a pirate’s favorite mode of transport? A car-rrrr!
• I saw a bus stop, but it didn’t have any brakes.
• Why did the plane get a bad grade in school? It was always winging it!
• Did you hear about the guy who stole a train? He was on the wrong track!
• What do you call a car that’s always sleepy? Exhausted!
• A taxi driver told me he had a really easy job. He said it was a breeze, he just went with the flow of the traffic.
• What’s a ghost’s favorite way to travel? By ghoul-i-copter!
• Why did the skateboarder get a detention? He kept board-ing without permission!
• The little scooter was feeling down, it just felt like it was going in circles.
• I asked my bike how it was feeling. It said, “I’m wheelie good!”

Transportation Puns: Getting You There With Laughter

Ready for a ride of giggles? “Transportation Puns: Getting You There With Laughter” is packed with silly jokes perfect for kids! From car-azy puns to train-tastic wordplay, this book will have your little ones laughing all the way. Get ready to fuel their fun with some hilarious travel humor!

• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of standing.
• I tried to make a joke about a train, but it was going off the rails.
• What do you call a car that’s always telling secrets? A *spy*-der.
• The bus driver was always so calm; he knew how to take things in stride.
• I tried to write a song about a scooter, but it wasn’t very wheel-y good.
• Why did the airplane get a bad grade in school? It was always winging it.
• I told my friend a joke about a taxi, but he didn’t get the fare-y point.
• What do you call a boat that’s always telling jokes? A ship-ster.
• The rocket was feeling down, so his friend told him to blast off some good times.
• Why did the skateboard go to therapy? It had too many board-erline issues.
• I tried to tell a joke about a unicycle, but I didn’t have a leg to stand on.
• What’s a car’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good *beat*.
• The hot air balloon was feeling down, so his friend told him to rise above it.
• Why did the train go to the doctor? It was feeling a little loco-motive.
• I tried to make a joke about a helicopter, but it just wouldn’t take off.

Kid-Friendly Transportation Jokes: Wheels of Fun

Looking for some giggles on the go? “Kid-Friendly Transportation Jokes: Wheels of Fun” is packed with hilarious puns about cars, trains, and planes. It’s the perfect pit stop for silly stories and jokes that will have your little ones rolling with laughter. Get ready for a fun ride!

• Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired of being on the ground.
• I tried to make a joke about a broken car, but it just wouldn’t start.
• What do you call a train that only eats vegetables? A chew-chew train.
• A plane was feeling down, so his friend told him to try and *wing* it.
• Why did the scooter get a bad grade? Because it was always *scoot*-ing off without permission.
• I was going to tell a joke about a taxi, but it was a bit fare-fetched.
• What do you call a car that’s always tired? Exhausted.
• The bus driver was always so calm, he knew how to take things in stride.
• Why did the car go to school? To improve its parking skills.
• The skateboard was feeling a little board of the same old routine.
• A unicycle was feeling a little lonely, so his friend told him to try and *roll* with it.
• What’s a boat’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good *wave*.
• The rocket was feeling uninspired, so his friend said, “Don’t worry, you’re going places!”
• Why did the traffic light get a bad grade? It was always giving the wrong signals.
• My car told me it needed a break. I said, “Okay, but don’t drive me crazy!”

Vehicle Puns for Kids: A Comical Commute

Get ready for a hilarious ride! “Vehicle Puns for Kids: A Comical Commute” is packed with silly transportation jokes perfect for little ones. From cars to planes, prepare for giggles and groans as you explore punny wordplay. It’s a fun way to make learning about vehicles and language an absolute…

• My car is always so tired, it needs a wheelie good rest.
• The bicycle was feeling down, so his friend told him to get a grip.
• I tried to make a joke about a scooter, but it just wouldn’t roll with it.
• What do you call a bus that loves to dance? A groovy mover.
• The train was always so punctual, it really knew how to keep on track.
• The airplane was feeling a little blue, so his friend told him to take off the pressure.
• My skateboard is always so board of the same old routine, it’s time for a new adventure.
• Why did the taxi get a bad grade? It was always taking the wrong turns.
• The rocket was feeling uninspired, so his friend said, “Don’t worry, you’re going places!”
• What do you call a car that’s always telling jokes? A real laugh-mobile.
• I tried to write a song about a hot air balloon, but it just wouldn’t lift off.
• Why did the boat get a new job? It wanted to make a splash in a new career.
• The helicopter was so dramatic; it knew how to make an entrance.
• Why did the unicycle go to therapy? It had too many unbalanced issues.
• The spaceship was feeling lonely, so his friend said, “Don’t worry, you’re always reaching for the stars!”

Funny Transportation Riddles: Guess What’s Driving

Get ready to giggle with “Funny Transportation Riddles”! This book is packed with silly questions about all kinds of vehicles. Can you guess what has wheels and tells jokes? Or what flies but never gets tired? It’s a fun way to explore transportation while enjoying some hilarious puns and jokes…

• What do you call a car that loves to tell stories? An auto-biography.
• Why did the bicycle go to the therapist? It had too many unresolved cycles.
• I tried to make a joke about a train, but it was going off the rails.
• What’s a skateboard’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good roll.
• A bus was feeling down, so his friend told him to take a load off.
• I’m reading a book about transportation, it’s a real moving story.
• Why did the airplane get a bad grade in school? It was always winging it.
• What do you call a car that’s always sleepy? Exhausted.
• The scooter was feeling a bit down, it just felt like it was going in circles.
• My spaceship is so dramatic, it’s always having a system meltdown.
• Why was the boat so bad at telling jokes? All his punchlines were a bit of a *drift*.
• I tried to make a joke about a hot air balloon, but it just wouldn’t lift off.
• What do you call a plane that’s always telling stories? A tale-wing.
• The taxi was always so helpful, it really knew how to take me from A to B.
• Why did the traffic light get a bad grade? It was always giving the wrong signals.

Transportation Wordplay: Fueling Giggles

Get ready to laugh with “Transportation Wordplay: Fueling Giggles!” This book is packed with hilarious puns and jokes all about cars, planes, trains, and more. Kids will love the silly wordplay that makes learning about transportation extra fun. It’s the perfect way to spark joy and giggles!

• Why did the bicycle get a parking ticket? It was caught in a cycle of bad decisions.
• I tried to write a song about a train, but it just kept going off the rails.
• What do you call a sad car? A blue-mobile.
• The taxi driver said his job was a breeze, he just went with the flow of traffic.
• Why did the plane break up with the helicopter? They just couldn’t see eye-to-rotor.
• My scooter is always so board of the same old routine.
• The hot air balloon was feeling down, so his friend told him to rise above it all.
• What’s a boat’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good *wave*.
• The bus was feeling down, so his friend told him to take a load off.
• Why did the skateboard get a time out? It was always board-ing around and causing trouble.
• I tried to make a joke about a unicycle, but I didn’t have a leg to stand on.
• Why don’t scientists trust cars? Because they make up everything, even the mileage.
• The rocket was feeling uninspired, so his friend said, “Don’t worry, you’re going places!”
• Why did the train go to the doctor? It was feeling a little loco-motive.
• What do you call a car that loves to tell stories? An auto-biography.

Airplane Puns and Jokes: Taking Off With Humor

• What do you call an airplane that’s always late? A *plane* behind schedule.
• I tried to make a joke about a pilot, but it just wouldn’t *take off*.
• Why did the airplane get a bad grade in school? It was always *winging* it.
• The airplane was feeling a little blue, so his friend told him to *take off* the pressure.
• What’s an airplane’s favorite game? *Wing*o.
• I’m reading a book about airplanes, it’s a real *fly*-ing adventure.
• My friend is a terrible airplane mechanic, his work is always a little *plane* bad.
• The airplane was always so helpful, it knew how to *navigate* a good time.
• What do you call an airplane that can’t stop telling jokes? A real *pun-plane*.
• The airplane was always so enthusiastic, he really knew how to *soar* above the rest.
• I tried to make a joke about an airplane’s landing gear, but it didn’t *touch down* well.
• Why did the airplane break up with the helicopter? They just couldn’t see eye-to-rotor.
• What’s an airplane’s favorite type of party? A *fly*-ing get-together.
• I asked the airplane how he was feeling, he said “I’m just going with the *flow*.”
• The airplane was having a bad day, he said he was really feeling the *altitude*.

Train Puns for Children: All Aboard the Laugh Track

Get ready for a giggle-filled ride! “Train Puns for Children: All Aboard the Laugh Track” is a fantastic stop on our journey through “Transportation Puns and Jokes for Kids.” Choo-choo-choose from clever wordplay about locomotives, tracks, and passengers. It’s a surefire way to steamroll boredom and get those little ones…

• I’m trying to get my train of thought back on track.
• What do you call a train that sneezes? A choo-choo!
• This train is so fast, it’s locomotivating me to go places.
• I heard the train conductor was having a bad day, he said he was feeling a little derailed.
• Why did the train get a new paint job? It wanted to have a fresh coat of locomotion.
• I tried to make a train joke, but it was too off the rails.
• The train was always so calm, it really knew how to keep on track.
• What do you call a train that’s always in a hurry? A fast-track.
• I tried to write a song about a train, but it just kept going off the rails.
• The little train engine was feeling down, then he remembered all the adventures he went on and had a steam-ing smile.
• Why did the train get a new job at the library? He was great at keeping things on the right track.
• I saw a train trying to tell a joke, but it was just too loco-motive.
• Why did the train go to school? To improve its engine-uity!
• The train was always so helpful, it really knew how to keep things on the right track.
• I heard the train was feeling a bit tired, it said it needed to take a little break, a track-nap.

Car Puns and Gags: Buckle Up for Chuckles

Get ready for some wheel-y good laughs! “Car Puns and Gags: Buckle Up for Chuckles” is packed with silly car jokes perfect for kids. From “tire-some” puns to “exhausting” gags, it’s a fun way to explore transportation humor. This book will have little ones honking with laughter!

• I tried to write a song about my car, but it kept stalling.
• Why did the car get a bad grade in school? It was always skipping class.
• My car is so dramatic, it always has a breakdown.
• What do you call a car that is always tired? Exhausted.
• I told my car a joke, but it didn’t get it, it just kept going in circles.
• My car and I have a great relationship, we always seem to know where we’re headed.
• My car is so good at its job, it really knows how to get me from A to B.
• A car went to the doctor, he said, “I’m feeling a little run down.”
• I’m not sure what’s more exhausting, driving in traffic or trying to explain it to my car.
• My car is always so organized, it has a great system for getting things in order.
• The car was feeling a little low, so his friend told him to take a load off.
• What do you call a car that’s always telling secrets? A spy-der.
• I tried to make a joke about my car’s brakes, but it just wouldn’t stop.
• My car is a bit of a know-it-all, it’s always correcting my directions.
• The car was always so helpful, it knew how to take me from A to B.