150 Best December Puns and Jokes That Will Sleigh You All Month Long

Feeling frosty? December’s here, and we’re ready to sleigh you with laughter! Get ready to deck the halls with boughs of holly… and hilarious December puns and jokes that’ll keep you warm all season long.

Winter blues got you down? Not anymore! We’ve compiled the punniest, most chuckle-worthy collection to brighten your days.

Prepare for a blizzard of giggles! These December puns and jokes are guaranteed to spread holiday cheer (and maybe a few eye rolls – but in a good way!).

Best December Puns and Jokes That Will Sleigh You All Month Long

• What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper!
• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Especially since it’s December.
• Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim-mas!
• I’m only December-ing myself for good boys and girls.
• What do you call a snowman’s tantrum? A meltdown! Hope it does not happen in December.
• I’m feeling Decem-brrrr-illiant today!
• Why was the snowman rummaging through the carrots? He was picking his nose! Imagine doing this in December.
• Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy. December is tough for everyone.
• I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
• What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
• I’m going to start a business selling advent calendars filled with only cheese. I’m calling it “The Curd-Advent.”
• What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!
• Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? Because they always drop their needles!
• My December diet plan: I see food, I eat it.
• You know Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen… but do you recall the most calorie-filled month of all? Decemb-errr!

December Puns: The Perfect Way to Winter-tain

Need a little holiday cheer? December puns are the perfect way to “winter-tain” friends and family! From “snow-tally” awesome jokes to puns about “fir-gettable” moments, a little wordplay can brighten even the chilliest day. Spread some laughter this season with a flurry of festive puns!

• Have an ice day!
• Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la la…wait, I’m allergic to holly.
• Let’s make this December one to remember, not dis-member!
• I’m feeling Decem-brrr-ight, how about you?
• Have an orna-mental holiday season!
• It’s Decem-burrr cold outside!
• Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
• This December, may your days be merry and bright, and may all your Christmases be white… wine.
• I love December because it’s the most festive time of the year. Yule never guess how much I enjoy it!
• I’m writing a book about December. It’s a novel-ty item.
• Why did the snowman quit his job? He was tired of being a snow-blower.
• May your December be filled with warm sweaters, hot cocoa, and zero fruitcake.
• I’m going to start a December-themed workout routine. It’s called “Jingle Bells and Squats.”
• It’s Decem-brrr-illiant to be alive!
• Santa’s having a sale on his sleigh. It’s on clearance.

Jingle All the Way with These December Jokes

‘Tis the season for laughter! “Jingle All the Way with These December Jokes” offers a sleigh-full of puns and jokes perfect for brightening those chilly December days. From festive wordplay to hilarious holiday scenarios, this collection guarantees to spread cheer and keep you chuckling right through the month. Get ready…

• I tried to mail my Christmas cards, but they were returned. Insufficient Santage.
• What do you call an elf who loves taking selfies? An elfie.
• This December, my bank account is experiencing some serious *snow* way out issues.
• Why did the snowman call a lawyer? He got frostbite, and wanted to *sue* the weather.
• I was going to complain about December, but then I realized I should just *chill* out.
• December is the most magical time of year. I can feel it in my *Yule* bones.
• What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
• I am pine-ing for a white Christmas.
• Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because of their deep roots.
• I’m feeling Decem-brrr-illiant today!
• What do you call a reindeer with bad manners? Rude-olph.
• I bought a new sleigh this December, it’s got all the *icest* features.
• What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice crisp.
• I’m going to make like a snow flake and chill out this December.
• Why did the ornament get in trouble at school in December? It kept hanging around.

December Puns for Holiday Instagram Captions

December’s here, so let’s sleigh the Instagram game with festive puns! Need witty captions for your holiday photos? Dive into December puns and jokes! From “snow joke” to “deck the halls with puns,” you’ll find the perfect blend of humor and holiday cheer to make your followers smile this season.

• Have an eggnog-cellent December!
• De-cember the best time of the year!
• It’s Decem-brrr time to get cozy by the fire!
• I like big mugs and I cannot lie, especially when they’re filled with hot cocoa.
• Let’s make this December one to remember, but also one to be present in!
• I only have ice for you.
• May your days be cozy and bright.
• It’s Decem-beard, time to grow out those winter whiskers.
• Santa told me to have a nice December, so I’m sleigh-ing all day.
• Have yourself a merry little December, let your heart be light.
• I’m feeling Decem-burried under all these holiday tasks.
• It’s Decem-burrr cold, time for hot chocolate and fuzzy socks.
• I’m going to make like a snow flake and chill out this December, after all the shopping is done.
• It’s December, so let’s get fizz-ical with some sparkling cider!
• I’m convinced December is just a month-long excuse to eat cookies.

Christmas Tree-mendous: December Puns for Decorators

Need a laugh while decking the halls? “Christmas Tree-mendous: December Puns for Decorators” is your perfect guide! This collection offers festive puns to spruce up your holiday spirit. From tree trimming to ornament placement, these jokes will add a touch of humor to every decorating endeavor. Get ready for a…

• I’m feeling Decem-brrr-ave enough to finally try ice skating.
• This December, let’s make spirits bright, one string of tangled lights at a time.
• Having a holly jolly time decorating, even though I’m fir-strated with these ornaments.
• These decorations are snow joke, they take all day to hang.
• I love decorating for Christmas, it’s tree-mendous fun.
• I’m pine-ing for a perfectly decorated tree.
• I’m putting up my Christmas decorations, yule be sorry if you miss it.
• I’m getting my Christmas tree, I hope it’s fir-real.
• Decorating the tree is always a tangled situation.
• I’m going to decorate my tree with snow globes. I think they’re snow-sphisticated.
• Let’s deck the halls with bows of holly. It’s the only way to get ahead of the curve.
• These decorations are elf-made.
• I’m going to decorate my tree with candy canes. It will be very sweet.
• Spruce up your holiday spirit by putting up a tree.
• What do you call a Christmas tree that can’t stand up? A fallen fir.

Cold Weather Comedy: December Jokes to Warm You Up

Feeling frosty? December Puns and Jokes presents “Cold Weather Comedy,” a collection guaranteed to melt away the winter blues! We’ve gathered hilarious jokes about snow, ice, and everything December-ish to keep you chuckling through the holidays. Warm up your funny bone with our puns – they’re snow much fun!

• I’m feeling Decem-brrr-illiant, but my bank account is feeling Decem-burried.
• Why did the snowman blush? Because he saw the snowblower.
• I’m putting up my Christmas lights this weekend; hope they all work, or I’ll be fir-ious.
• What do snowmen call their parents? Melta and Fatha.
• I’m only December-ing myself for good boys and girls…and people who bring me cookies.
• What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No eye-deer.
• I’m going to make like a snow flake and chill out this December…or at least try to.
• Why did the ornament get in trouble at school? It kept hanging around.
• I’m writing a book about December. It’s a novel-ty item.
• What did the gingerbread man say to the sugar cookie? “You look crumb-believable this December!”
• I’m trying to make a December cocktail, but I’m having trouble coming up with a-peel-ing flavors.
• What do you call a grumpy elf? A disgruntled yule-tide worker.
• Have an ice day this December.
• I love December because it’s the most festive time of the year. Yule never guess how much I enjoy it!
• I’m going to decorate my tree with snow globes. I think they’re snow-sphisticated.

Elf-arious Laughs: December Puns for Kids of All Ages

Get ready for some “elf-arious” giggles this December! “Elf-arious Laughs: December Puns for Kids of All Ages” is packed with silly, festive jokes guaranteed to bring holiday cheer. From Santa’s reindeer to mischievous elves, these puns are perfect for sharing laughter with family and friends all season long. Prepare for…

• What do you call an elf who can’t stop singing? A Wrapper!
• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Especially since it’s December.
• What do snowmen call their parents? Melta and Fatha.
• These decorations are elf-made.
• I’m feeling Decem-brrr-illiant, but my bank account is feeling Decem-burried.
• I’m going to decorate my tree with snow globes. I think they’re snow-sphisticated.
• January is the month I spend regretting all the decisions I made between Thanksgiving and New Year’s.
• What do you call a sleeping lion in March? A spring nap!
• I’m going to make like a snow flake and chill out this December, after all the shopping is done.
• I’m putting up my Christmas lights this weekend; hope they all work, or I’ll be fir-ious.
• I’m only December-ing myself for good boys and girls…and people who bring me cookies.
• What do you call a snowman’s tantrum? A meltdown!
• What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
• Why did the snowman call a lawyer? He got frostbite, and wanted to *sue* the weather.
• January is the month I try to remember all the passwords I created in December.

Winter Solstice Silliness: December Jokes for the Longest Night

Embrace the year’s darkest day with a hearty laugh! “Winter Solstice Silliness” brings December’s punniest side to light. Discover jokes perfectly crafted for the longest night, promising warmth and mirth. From frosty fun to yuletide yuks, get ready for a solstice celebration filled with giggles and good cheer.

• I tried to make a gingerbread house, but it crumbled under pressure. Guess I’m not cut out for construction.
• December is the only month where you can be both broke and overweight at the same time.
• Why did Santa get a parking ticket on December 26th? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
• What do you call an elf who loves taking selfies? An Elfie.
• I’m putting up my Christmas lights this weekend; hope they all work, or I’ll be fir-ious.
• What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
• I’m going to decorate my tree with snow globes. I think they’re snow-sphisticated.
• What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No eye-deer.
• I’m feeling Decem-brrr-ave enough to finally try ice skating.
• Why did the ornament get in trouble at school? It kept hanging around.
• I’m convinced December is just a month-long excuse to eat cookies.
• Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
• This December, may your days be merry and bright, and may all your Christmases be white… wine.
• Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la la…wait, I’m allergic to holly.
• My December diet plan: I see food, I eat it.

New Year, New Laughs: December Puns to End the Year Right

Ring in the New Year with a chuckle! “New Year, New Laughs” is your comedic countdown, packed with December puns guaranteed to elicit groans and giggles. From festive firs to holiday ham-fests, we’ve compiled the punniest jokes to sleigh your boredom and end the year on a high (larious) note….

• I’m putting my Christmas tree in detention because it keeps getting grounded.
• What do you call a fearful reindeer? A scaredy deer.
• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Especially since it’s December.
• I’m only December-ing myself for good boys and girls…and people who bring me cookies.
• Why did the ornament get in trouble at school? It kept hanging around.
• It’s Decem-beard, time to grow out those winter whiskers.
• It’s Decem-brrr time to get cozy by the fire!
• I’m going to decorate my tree with snow globes. I think they’re snow-sphisticated.
• Why did the snowman call a lawyer? He got frostbite, and wanted to *sue* the weather.
• I tried to make a gingerbread house, but it crumbled under pressure. Guess I’m not cut out for construction.
• I’m going to start a haunted house, but I’m not sure if I should charge by the scare or by the scream.
• I’m putting up my Christmas lights this weekend; hope they all work, or I’ll be fir-ious.
• De-cember the best time of the year!
• I love December because it’s the most festive time of the year. Yule never guess how much I enjoy it!
• Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.