150 Best Wiltshire Puns Hilarious Jokes and Wiltshire Wordplay

Ready for some Wiltshire wit? We’re diving headfirst into a hilarious collection of Wiltshire puns and jokes that are guaranteed to crack you up.

From Stonehenge silliness to Salisbury side-splitters, get ready to explore the lighter side of this beautiful county.

Prepare for some pun-believable laughs! Let’s get this Wiltshire wordplay party started.

Best Wiltshire Puns Hilarious Jokes and Wiltshire Wordplay

• Why did the Wiltshire sheep cross the road? To get to the Baa-bury Rings!
• I tried to make a joke about Devizes, but it was too complicated. It was quite a Conundrum.
• What do you call a Wiltshire ghost? A Spookehange!
• I’m reading a book about Swindon’s Magic Roundabout. It’s going around in circles, but I can’t put it down.
• Why did the Salisbury resident become a baker? He kneaded a new challenge!
• I told my friend from Marlborough a joke, but he didn’t laugh. He said it was too high-brow.
• What’s a Wiltshire farmer’s favorite type of music? Crop and roll!
• I went to a Wiltshire cheese festival. It was grate!
• Heard about the Wiltshire gardener who won an award? He was outstanding in his field!
• Why was the Wiltshire dog so good at geography? He had a great Dane-bury knowledge!
• My Wiltshire friend is starting a band. They’re called “The Salisbury Steaks.”
• I tried to build a replica of Stonehenge out of Lego. It was a monumental failure.
• What did the Wiltshire stone say to the other stone? “Let’s get Cromlechin’ and rollin’!”
• Why was the Wiltshire scarecrow so popular? Because he was outstanding in his field and had a straw-ng personality!
• My trip to Wiltshire was great. It was a real Stonehenge-er!

Wiltshire Puns: Cracking Jokes in the County

Dive into the quirky world of “Wiltshire Puns: Cracking Jokes in the County”! This collection celebrates the humor rooted deep within Wiltshire’s rolling hills. Expect lighthearted wordplay about local landmarks, farming life, and perhaps even a Stonehenge-sized dose of silliness. Get ready for puns that are as charming and unique…

• I went to a snail racing competition in Wiltshire, but it was far too slow Romsey.
• What did the Wiltshire stone say to the other stone? “Let’s get Cromlechin’ and rollin’!”
• I went to a Wiltshire cheese festival, but it was grate!
• Why was the Wiltshire scarecrow so popular? Because he was outstanding in his field and had a straw-ng personality!
• I’m feeling very Stroud of my Wiltshire heritage.
• My Wiltshire friend is starting a band. They’re called “The Salisbury Steaks.”
• What do you call a dinosaur that lives in Wiltshire? A Jurassic Parkfield.
• Two tourists were lost in Wiltshire. One said, “I’m Salisbury starting to panic.”
• Why did the Wiltshire chicken cross the road? To get to the udder side.
• I tried to make a map of Wiltshire out of cheese, but it was too Wensleydale-icate.
• Why did the scarecrow move to Salisbury? He heard the fields were outstanding.
• I’m reading a book about Wiltshire history, it’s riveting!
• Why was the new Wiltshire farm so successful? It was outstanding in its field.
• I went to a historical reenactment in Wiltshire, but it was a bit *Stonehenge-d* boring.
• Why did the Wiltshire comedian only tell jokes about the stones? Because they always got a stone-cold reaction!

Wiltshire Jokes: Humorous Tales from Salisbury to Swindon

Dive into “Wiltshire Jokes: Humorous Tales from Salisbury to Swindon,” a hilarious collection celebrating the county’s quirky charm. Forget Stonehenge secrets; discover side-splitting stories and witty observations. This book, part of the “Wiltshire Puns and Jokes” series, promises a rollicking ride through local life, guaranteed to leave you chuckling like…

• Why did the Wiltshire scarecrow become a successful entrepreneur? He was outstanding in his field of business.
• I tried to start a band in Salisbury, but it was hard to find musicians who weren’t a little cathedral-tic.
• What do you call a philosophical sheep from Stonehenge? An existential stone-thinker.
• The new art gallery in Swindon is so modern, it’s a real con-temporary masterpiece.
• I went to a Wiltshire cheese festival, but it was a bit Edam boring.
• Why did the Wiltshire tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing in Salisbury.
• What’s a medieval Wiltshire knight’s favorite weapon? A morning *Star-brand* cheese.
• I tried to make a map of Wiltshire out of cheese, but it was too Wensleydale-icate.
• Why did the Wiltshire farmer bring a ladder to his field? He wanted to raise the steaks in Salisbury!
• I saw a snail racing a tortoise through Swindon. It was a slow commute to the finish line.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo in Wiltshire? Pouch potato.
• I told my friend I was visiting Wiltshire and he laughed, but I said, “Why the long face-d Salisbury impression?”
• Why did the Wiltshire sheep get a job as a librarian? He was a ewe-nique source of information.
• The new restaurant in Salisbury is always packed; it’s a real cathedral-culinary experience.
• What do you call a dinosaur that lives in Wiltshire? A Jurassic Parkfield resident.

Wiltshire Puns for Locals: Are You Wiltshire Wit Enough?

Fancy a giggle, Wiltshire folk? “Wiltshire Puns for Locals: Are You Wiltshire Wit Enough?” dives deep into the county’s quirky side. Test your local knowledge with puns so cheesy, they’re almost artisanal. From Stonehenge silliness to Salisbury zingers, prepare for Wiltshire wordplay that’ll have you grinning like a Swindonian on…

• I tried to explain the history of Wiltshire to my dog, but he just gave me a blank stare. I guess it didn’t *mane* much sense.
• What did the Roman say upon first seeing Stonehenge? “Veni, Vidi, Stonehengi!”
• Why did the Wiltshire sheep get a job as a librarian? He was a ewe-nique source of information in Swindon!
• I went to a fancy dress party in Wiltshire dressed as a stone. Everyone said I was *Stonehenge-d* boring.
• What do you call a dinosaur that lives in Wiltshire? A Jurassic Parkfield resident!
• Why did the Wiltshire scarecrow become a motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• What’s a medieval Wiltshire knight’s favorite weapon? A morning Star-brand cheese.
• Why did the Wiltshire book go to school? To get a better chapter near Chippenham.
• What do you call a scarecrow who loves poetry? Outstanding in his lyrical field.
• I’m feeling very Stroud of my Wiltshire heritage.
• I tried to make a map of Wiltshire out of cheese, but it was too Wensleydale-icate.
• What do you call a philosophical sheep at Stonehenge? An existential stone-thinker.
• Why did the Wiltshire tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing in Salisbury.
• I went to a Wiltshire cheese festival, but it was grate!
• What do you call a Wiltshire sheep that’s a secret agent? James Baaa-nd, licensed to thrill near Bradford-on-Avon.

Wiltshire-Themed Jokes: Laugh Your Way Through Landmarks

Explore Wiltshire with a smile! “Wiltshire-Themed Jokes: Laugh Your Way Through Landmarks” delves into the county’s iconic sites, crafting puns and jokes that celebrate Stonehenge, Salisbury Cathedral, and more. Get ready for witty wordplay that’ll have you chuckling as you discover the beauty and humor of Wiltshire.

• Why did the scarecrow win an award in Wiltshire? Because he was outstanding in his field, especially near Salisbury!
• I tried to build a model of Stonehenge out of Lego, but it was a monumental failure.
• What do you call a dinosaur that lives in Wiltshire? A Jurassic Parkfield resident!
• Why did the Wiltshire sheep get a job as a librarian? He was a ewe-nique source of information in Swindon!
• I went to a fancy dress party in Wiltshire dressed as a stone. Everyone said I was Stonehenge-d boring.
• What’s a medieval Wiltshire knight’s favorite weapon? A morning *Star-brand* cheese.
• I tried to make a Wiltshire Cream Sherry trifle, but it was just a trifle disappointing.
• Why was the Roman road crew so bad at building in Wiltshire? They kept going off on tangents at Avebury Stone Circle.
• What do you call a philosophical sheep at Stonehenge? An existential stone-thinker.
• I saw a snail racing a tortoise through Wiltshire. It was a slow Romsey commute.
• Why did the book go to Bedfordshire? It wanted to find a good chapter near Clapham.
• What’s a Wiltshire scarecrow’s favorite snack? Strawberries and double Gloucester cheese.
• What’s a medieval Wiltshire knight’s favorite weapon? A morning *Star-brand* cheese.
• I went to a Wiltshire cheese festival. It was grate!
• Why was the Wiltshire scarecrow so popular? Because he was outstanding in his field and had a straw-ng personality!

Wiltshire Puns and Wordplay: A Celebration of Language

Dive into “Wiltshire Puns and Wordplay,” a playful exploration of language within “Wiltshire Puns and Jokes.” Expect witty observations on Wiltshire life, history, and landmarks, all spun into clever puns and jokes. This section celebrates the lighter side of the county, proving that a good pun can be as satisfying…

• Why did the Wiltshire scarecrow become a successful entrepreneur? Because he was outstanding in his field of business near Devizes.
• I tried to make a Wiltshire Cream Sherry trifle, but it was just a trifle disappointing near Salisbury.
• What’s a medieval Wiltshire knight’s favorite weapon? A morning *Star-brand* cheese.
• I told my friend I was visiting Wiltshire and he laughed, but I said, “Why the long face-d Salisbury impression?”
• What do you call a dinosaur that lives in Wiltshire? A Jurassic Parkfield resident.
• I saw a snail racing a tortoise through Wiltshire. It was a slow Romsey.
• Why did the Wiltshire sheep get a job as a librarian? He was a ewe-nique source of information.
• What do you call a Wiltshire superhero? Captain Stonehenge!
• Why did the Wiltshire comedian only tell jokes about the stones? Because they always got a stone-cold reaction!
• I tried to write a historical play about Wiltshire, but it was a bit *Stonehenge-d* boring.
• What’s a medieval Wiltshire knight’s favorite weapon? A morning *Star-brand* cheese.
• What’s a Wiltshire scarecrow’s favorite snack? Strawberries and double Gloucester cheese.
• Why did the book go to Wiltshire? It wanted to find a good chapter near Chippenham.
• I’m feeling very Stroud of my Wiltshire heritage.
• Why did the scarecrow move to Durham? He heard the fields were outstanding in Easington.

Best Wiltshire Jokes: Our Curated Collection

Looking for a right laugh? Dive into “Best Wiltshire Jokes: Our Curated Collection”! We’ve gathered the cream of the crop, from quirky sheep puns to Stonehenge silliness. Prepare for some proper Wiltshire wit – it’s guaranteed to make you smile, even if you’re as dry as Salisbury Plain!

• I tried to write a song about Swindon, but it just didn’t have any magic round-about it.
• Why did the scarecrow move to Salisbury? He heard the fields were outstanding.
• What do you call a medieval Wiltshire knight’s favorite weapon? A morning *Star-brand* cheese.
• I saw a group of clouds breakdancing over Stonehenge. It was a rain-credible performance.
• I’m feeling very Stroud of my Wiltshire heritage.
• What do you call a Wiltshire sheep that’s a secret agent? James Baaa-nd, licensed to thrill near Bradford-on-Avon.
• Why did the book go to Bedfordshire? It wanted to find a good chapter near Clapham.
• Why did the Wiltshire chicken cross the road? To get to the udder side, especially near Chippenham.
• What’s a medieval Wiltshire knight’s favorite weapon? A morning *Star-brand* cheese.
• Why did the Wiltshire scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• What do you call a dinosaur that lives in Wiltshire? A Jurassic Parkfield.
• I went to a Wiltshire cheese festival. It was grate!
• Why did the Roman settle in Wiltshire? Because it was a great place to build a Stonehenge-tion.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo in Wiltshire? Pouch potato.
• I tried to make a map of Wiltshire out of cheese, but it was too Wensleydale-icate.

Wiltshire Puns: Cheese and Crackers of Comedy

Dive into the delightful world of “Wiltshire Puns: Cheese and Crackers of Comedy”! This collection celebrates the region with wordplay as sharp as a cheddar. Expect jokes about Stonehenge that are truly rock solid and Wiltshire-themed puns so good, they’re worth milking for all they’re worth. Get ready for some…

• I went to a fancy dress party in Wiltshire dressed as a stone. Everyone said I was Stonehenge-d boring.
• Why did the book go to Wiltshire? It wanted to find a good chapter near Chippenham.
• What’s a medieval Wiltshire knight’s favorite weapon? A morning *Star-brand* cheese.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award in Wiltshire? Because he was outstanding in his field, especially near Salisbury!
• Why did the Roman refuse to settle in Wiltshire? He was afraid of getting Salisbury-zed.
• I tried to make a Wiltshire Cream Sherry trifle, but it was just a trifle disappointing.
• I tried to make a map of Wiltshire out of cheese, but it was too Wensleydale-icate.
• Why did the Wiltshire sheep get a job as a librarian? He was a ewe-nique source of information.
• What do you call a Wiltshire superhero? Captain Stonehenge!
• Two tourists were lost in Wiltshire. One said, “I’m Salisbury starting to panic.”
• I’m feeling very Stroud of my Wiltshire heritage.
• I tried to write a historical play about Wiltshire, but it was a bit *Stonehenge-d* boring.
• Why did the scarecrow move to Salisbury? He heard the fields were outstanding.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo in Wiltshire? Pouch potato.
• Why did the Wiltshire chicken cross the road? To get to the udder side, especially near Chippenham.

Wiltshire Jokes: Beyond Stonehenge, the Funny Side

Forget ancient stones, let’s unearth Wiltshire’s humor! “Wiltshire Jokes: Beyond Stonehenge, the Funny Side” delves into the county’s pun-tastic potential. From Salisbury Plain sillyness to Devizes double entendres, this collection proves Wiltshire wit is more than just standing stones. Prepare for laughs that are truly a-maze-ing!

• Why did the Wiltshire scarecrow become a food critic? He was outstanding in his field of taste near Swindon.
• What do you call a dinosaur that lives in Wiltshire? A Jurassic Parkfield resident.
• I tried to make a map of Wiltshire out of cheese, but it was too Wensleydale-icate.
• Why did the Wiltshire tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing in Salisbury.
• What’s a medieval Wiltshire knight’s favorite weapon? A morning *Star-brand* cheese.
• I went to a historical reenactment in Wiltshire, but it was a bit *Stonehenge-d* boring.
• Why did the book go to Bedfordshire? It wanted to find a good chapter near Clapham.
• What’s a medieval Wiltshire knight’s favorite weapon? A morning *Star-brand* cheese.
• Why did the Warwickshire farmer bring a ladder to his field? He heard the crops were reaching new Stratford heights.
• Two tourists were lost in Wiltshire. One said, “I’m Salisbury starting to panic.”
• That new boutique in Bicester is so modern, it’s a real Bicester of art.
• The new art gallery in Kent is so modern, it’s a real Dover-taking masterpiece.
• That new restaurant in Crawley is amazing; it’s a real Crawley-ver culinary experience.
• The new shoe shop in Northampton is so good, it’s sole-ly for the best.
• What do you call a philosophical sheep at Glastonbury? A Woolhope-ful thinker from Worthy Farm.